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I have an intense love for a lot of things and I like to blab about them here 😊 follow my writing account: @severedpenimagines

[ascrapbooksposts]

Deleting the last vestiges of us felt like chopping a limb off

And I'm still hacking away

Because you're a part of everything I was for those seven years

I miss you

[ascrapbooksposts]

I know I'm my father but

What if I'm my mother?

[plutoarttv]

prometheus: hot take,

the greek gods: no give that back

[permetutotheworld]

I shouldn’t have laughed that loudly

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

villain going to the goon shelter to pick out a new henchman

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

this energetic and diabolical boy was rescued from a goon hoarding situation… he loves pulling levers, gloating, and turning cranks with great abandon. prefers to be the only goon. needs an active lair with plenty of enrichment.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

now this fella comes with some baggage. his previous villain was going to have put down when he refused to perform unsedated human vivisection as a form of torture. one of our agents intercepted the execution and brought him to the goon shelter. would thrive in an environment of G or PG-rated villainry.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

on the other hand, if you’re looking for something a little more… advanced… then this fine lady over here would make a great challenge for an experienced villain able to set firm boundaries. she will NOT be released to first-time villains; proof of prior henchpeople must be demonstrated before adoption approval. high prey drive. under no circumstances should she be left alone with children or small animals. must sign waiver releasing the goon shelter from responsibility if her behavior is deemed excessively depraved.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

These two are pair-bonded and may only be adopted together. Up for anything, they are fiercely loyal to their employer provided their needs are met and they are permitted to hold hands. They look alarmingly similar to one another but it is undeterminable whether they are close blood relatives or lovers who choose to dress and style themselves in identical ways. Habit of finishing each other’s sentences with rhyming couplets; we have not attempted to train this out of them. Will answer to whatever names or titles you give them so long as they are complimentary and/or rhyme.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Will you help this goon find his forevil lair? He’s been returned to the goon shelter six times now but we refuse to give up on him. A vile little rat of a man, he’d be the perfect accomplice to someone willing to overlook his unfortunate heterosexuality. If gay-coding is not your style and you don’t expect it from a henchman, please consider giving this little guy a good home in your dastardly schemes.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

This guy is not your typical goon. He was rescued from a high-kill shelter after being deemed unfit for henching. His deep baritone voice, his darkly handsome good looks, and his flair for the dramatic have made prospective employers pass over him time and time again, making him the longest resident of the goon shelter. But don’t judge a book by its cover—while his appearance and demeanor suggest “villain”, his real passion is taking orders and faithfully serving a master. If you’re secure in your villainry and not prone to jealousy, he may just be what it takes to turn your base into a lair.

[locuas642]

The thing about Katara is that she was angry.

She was angry that the Fire Nation killed her mother.

She was angry that her father left them.

She was angry that she was the only Waterbender left in the south pole.

She was angry that the only person her age was her brother, who constantly disregarded her interests and her role in the tribe.

She was angry that what little waterbending she knew, had to be self-taught and how she struggled with that.

she was angry that a twelve year old instantly picked up what had taken her a long time to learn.

she was also angry that her tribe wanted to kick that twelve year old into the wilderness over a mistake.

she was angry over the earth-benders the fire nation had captured and put into a metal box.

she was angry.

And she knew she was angry.

Because she knew her own anger, she was the first to empathize with Aang when he got angry.

And it was because of it she could tell Aang forcing himself to lock his emotions up was not the answer.

Because she knew her own anger, she kept herself under control in the dessert, when everyone else was a mess.

Her anger empowered her. where anger was a tool of self-destruction for firebenders, for her it was what helped her push forward.

It was her anger that freed Aang.

It was her anger that helped her stand to Pakku.

Her anger was her strenght.

She was angry. And this was neither a mistake, nor a writing flaw.

[ascrapbooksposts]

This is why I dnf'd live action atla, among other reasons, this was the most important one for me.

Katara was angry and it was so important for everything.

Live action katara was giving ember island play for me and that's just not it chief

[ascrapbooksposts]

Hot fuckin take about writing (fic wise and otherwise) romance. You don't have to write every single exchange but you DO have to include the firsts. The exhilaration of a first hand hold, a first kiss, when they first start to get sexual. It's what keeps me interested as a reader and these fuckin time skips like "Oh we did x,y,z for the first time ages ago" EXCUSE ME I AM LIVING VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU, YOU CAN'T JUST FUCKIN GLOSS OVER OR WORSE L E A V E O U T SHIT LIKE THAT.

Immediate dnf if I get shit like that ugh

[ascrapbooksposts]

Fellas is it autistic to feel like everyone around you knows a horrible secret about you but you're the only one who doesn't know? Like a huge sense of "Am I doing it wrong?"

[ascrapbooksposts]

I'm home alone and my brain is being so mean. I don't like being home alone, never have but like,, it's just extra sad and also extra "You're so needy, ew, no wonder xyz happened."

[ascrapbooksposts]

Team so low maintenance I'm never a first tier friend 👉😎👉

[armengoldira]

The Panama Canal

[malinastharlock]

[splatterpunkrock]

oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

[thou-shall-fucketh-off]

I saw this and thought Ciri, Yennefer, Jaskier, and Geralt in that order

[readytoreid]

Morgan, picking up the phone while not looking: Hey baby girl, tell me something I wanna hear.

Hotch, deadpan: There’s been another homicide, chocolate thunder.

[achesspiece]

is that simple task bothering you queen

[ascrapbooksposts]

Always

[ad-wills]

[writing-prompt-s]

Accurate

[ascrapbooksposts]

Nono bc this is so good. As the creator of your content, you know it from the inside out 👉😎👉

[ladydeath-vanserra]

I love u angry female characters. I love u deeply misunderstood and problematic female characters. I love u cold hearted and sharp female characters. I love you prideful and reckless female characters. I love u unbeautifly destructive female characters. I love u prickly and snarky female characters. not everyone understands u but I do and I'm listening

[3rdtimesacharm89]

🪇 🦴 💀 🪇

@just-shower-thoughts

[ascrapbooksposts]

This had me cackling and I woke up my partner