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[readytoreid]

Morgan, picking up the phone while not looking: Hey baby girl, tell me something I wanna hear.

Hotch, deadpan: There’s been another homicide, chocolate thunder.

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Deku: *talking to Todoroki*

Deku: … I’m being serious. Fuck me if I’m wrong about this.

Bakugo: *walking past*

Bakugo: WRONG

Deku: Wha-

Bakugo: WRONG

Bakugo: YOU

Bakugo: ARE

Bakugo: SO

Bakugo: WRONG

Bakugo: Stupid Deku.

Deku: *slightly terrified but turned on* O-Okay, sorry Kacchan.

Todoroki: *confused* … does this mean you now have to sleep with him?

Deku: *flustered* TODOROKI!

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[Playing Twister]

Kaminari: Okay, right hand red.

Todoroki: [ends up completely on top of Midoriya]

Midoriya: *flustered*

Midoriya: Kaminari, are you doing this on purpose?

Kaminari: Honestly dude, I stopped spinning 15 rounds ago. I’m surprised it took you so long to notice.

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Tetsutetsu: Bro, do you want this pamphlet?

Kirishima: Brochure!

Tetsutetsu: …

Kirishima: …

Tetsutetsu: Bro.

Kirishima: Bro.

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Eddie: I’m feeling kinda emotionally constipated

Buck: What does that even mean?

Eddie: I haven’t given a shit in days.

Buck: …

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*Eddie and Hen, watching Buck from a distance*

Eddie: That’s the guy I have a crush on.

Eddie: Thoughts?

Hen:

Hen: And prayers.

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Buck: Go big, or go home!

Bobby: *literally crying* Buck please, for once, just go home.

Buck:

Buck: I’m going big.

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Buck: *Staring at Eddie*

Eddie: *Sensing his stare*

Eddie: … What?

Buck: There’s just something about your face that makes me want to sit on it.

Buck: *Smiles and walks away*

Eddie: *Outrageous blushing*

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Buck: Every time I think, I take ten damage

Eddie: And every time we kiss I swear I could fly

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Kidnapper: I’m going to shoot your boyfriend!

Eddie: I beg your pardon? My what?

Kidnapper: This guy *points at Buck*

Eddie: He’s not my boyfriend?

Kidnapper: *slams fist* WHY NOT?!

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Buck: You wanna play 20 questions?

Eddie: Uh sure?

Buck: Okay, you first.

Eddie: What’s your favourite food?

Buck: Triangle

Buck: My turn, do you like guys?

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Buck: I’m going on a date this week

Eddie: Oh cool, when?

Buck: It depends, what does your schedule look like this week?

Eddie: Well on Tuesday-

Eddie: oh

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*Hen and Eddie chatting*

Hen: I have actually noticed that you have pretty thick thighs, it kinda makes me jealous.

Eddie: My Abeula used to tell me growing up that thick thighs are full of secrets.

Buck, walking past: Well I’ve often been told I’m great at keeping secrets, so you’re more than welcome to wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all.

Hen:

Eddie: *blushes*

Buck: *winks*

Hen: Damn, this boy has game.

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Eddie: Do you ever think what your crush is thinking about?

Buck: I guess, not really.

Eddie: Well I know my crush is thinking about the question I just asked.

Buck: But you just asked me- oh.

Buck: *blushes*

Hen: Well, personally, I’m thinking of beating you two up.

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Buck: One day I wanna be a dad.

Chimney: But you already are a dad to Christopher?

Buck: Christopher is not my son?

Christopher, writing in his journal: Dear diary, today marks the day I was disowned by my own father.

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*Buck and Eddie get caught speeding*

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Eddie, whispering: Deny everything.

Buck: I do not recall getting pulled over, officer.

Cop: … Sir-

Buck: Please do not gender me.

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Bobby: How did you manage to set a lemon on fire?!

Buck: I microwaved it for 40 minutes…

Bobby: Why were you microwaving a lemon?

Buck: I read that boiling a lemon covers up bad smells and I had a bad smell of burnt oranges in my room. So I thought to try this out but I didn’t have a pot, hence me trying the microwave it.

Bobby: You burnt an orange too?! How?!

Buck:

Buck: I microwaved it for 40 minutes…