Kyle and Kittens

Exactly what it sounds like. A website devoted to kittens and the many follies of misogynist shithead kyle sandilands.

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Kyle Sandilands: Ricki-Lee dared open her back-then fat mouth and said, “I agree with Channel Ten’s decision [to sack Kyle over the rape victim lie-detector test].” My middle finger went up to Ricki-Lee…She flapped them gums around. She’s banned. I don’t want to have anything to do with the bitch ever.

Jackie O: [laughing] Oh stop!

- Kyle Sandilands and Jackie O discussing Ricki-Lee Coulter on 2DayFM

"I think you treat women...[with] nothing but the most respect." - Jackie O to Kyle Sandilands.

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"We live in a country of free speech. You're allowed to say what you want and so am I." - Kyle Sandilands.

"When things in the media get really out of control, that’s when I make a call and say, 'Look, unless you want me to go and tell everyone this or that, you’d better shut your fuckin’ mouth. '" - Kyle Sandilands.

"Watch your mouth, girl, or I will hunt you down." - Kyle Sandilands to journalist Alison Stephenson. 

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"We know where the boundaries are." - Kyle Sandilands on his and Jackie O's radio program.

"Right...is that the only experience you've had?" - Kyle Sandilands on-air to a 14-year-old rape victim.

"You’re so full of dementia you don’t hear the sentence.” - Kyle Sandilands on air to Geoff Field.

“Hey, I like Indians. I just think India is a shithole." - Kyle Sandilands on India.

"Look, not everyone that smokes get these lung cancer and all these things.” - Kyle Sandilands.

“Put her in a concentration camp and watch the weight fall off.” - Kyle Sandilands on Magda Szubanski.

”Were you surprised, [saying] ‘Man, you’re half Asian, half black, obviously the half black is what’s going on downstairs’?” - Kyle Sandilands asking Tiger Woods’ lover about Woods' genitals.

"It's not racist. A wog’s a wog, and that’s [that]." - Kyle Sandilands.

“You’re a full mong.” - Kyle Sandilands to Australian Idol contestant Bobby Flynn.

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"Right... Is that the only experience you've had?" - Kyle Sandilands to a 14-year-old rape victim. 

“Fat toad.” - Kyle Sandilands on Fiona Connolly.

“Fat lying mole.” - Kyle Sandilands on Fiona Connolly.

“Fat slag.” - Kyle Sandilands to Alison Stephenson.

“What a fat bitter thing you are.” - Kyle Sandilands to Alison Stephenson.

“Put her in a concentration camp and watch the weight fall off.” - Kyle Sandilands on Magda Szubanski.

“Cover up those tuck-shop lady arms.” - Kyle Sandilands to Kate DeAraugo.

“Lose the jelly belly.” - Kyle Sandilands to Jessica Mauboy.

“I sometimes fake a bit of sleaziness…If there’s a chance of having sex with a young hot chick, I will take that advantage.” - Kyle Sandilands.

“Like, is it too much to want the Hugh Hefner life where you’ve got three girls going at the one time? Society says it isn’t acceptable but, fuck, who wouldn’t want that?” - Kyle Sandilands in Maxim magazine.

“I think that you treat women… [with] nothing but the most respect.” - Jackie O

[kyleandkittens]

"I have personal rivalries. But I’ve never thrown the first punch. Rove, Adam Spencer, Adam Hills, Merrick Watts – I hate all those cocks." - Kyle Sandilands.

"I just started hating him...Everyone thinks he's cookies and cream when he's a little prick." - Kyle Sandilands on Rove McManus.

"You are a piece of junk... and you are an arsehole... Good luck on Fox8, you piece of shit cable host." - Kyle Sandilands to Rove McManus.

"So I say eff you, McManus." - Kyle Sandilands to Rove McManus.

"For there to be a rivalry it would have to go two ways and it's just from him. I have no feelings either way. I just don't get it." - Rove McManus on Kyle Sandilands. 

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"Who out there doesn’t like me? I’m on one of the highest-rating shows on TV and I host the highest-rating FM breakfast radio program in the country. Seriously, who hates me? I’d say it’s all the old fuckwits working at the ABC and people who love Spicks And Specks. But I don’t care about them." - Kyle Sandilands.

"To tell you the truth, I don’t give a fuck whether people like me or not." - Kyle Sandilands.

"I hate all those cocks who think they’re the shit and who make fun of [me], then hide behind the “comedy” thing – like, “Hey, I’m just a comedian!” But as soon as someone spits something back at them – and it’s usually me – they’re all up in arms. “Oh! Kyle threatened to punch me in the throat!” Fuckin’ oath I did! I believe in sticking up for yourself. Especially against pissant, one-footed, smartarse clowns who hide behind their jokes and think that they’re awesome." - Kyle Sandilands, who "doesn't care" about the people who hate him.  

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"So if you want to have a go at me... I will stand up and spit in your face." - Kyle Sandilands.

“I don’t carry around hate. I’m not sprouting out hate and spitting venom at everybody.” - Kyle Sandilands.

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"I’ve got heaps of female friends in Australia and America. Some I sleep with and some I don’t." - Kyle Sandilands, Maxim magazine.

"I’ve noticed the loneliest people on earth are female models, singers and actresses. Everyone thinks they’re unapproachable, so nobody goes and talks to them. But it’s easy pickings!" - Kyle Sandilands, Maxim magazine.

"I’m 40 and single. Why am I single?" - Kyle Sandilands, Maxim magazine.  

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"I sometimes fake a bit of sleaziness...If there's a chance of having sex with a young hot chick, I will take that advantage." - Kyle Sandilands.

"Like, is it too much to want the Hugh Hefner life where you’ve got three girls going at the one time? Society says it isn’t acceptable but, fuck, who wouldn’t want that? If I was living in Saudi Arabia, it’d totally be possible." - Kyle Sandilands in Maxim magazine.

"I think that you treat women... [with] nothing but the most respect." - Jackie O

[kyleandkittens]

Kyle Sandilands: I’m not allowed to say, "Shut up, you crazy wog?" Caller: No, that’s just so racist Kyle. Kyle Sandilands: No it’s not racist. It’s not racist, darl. It’s not racist. A wog’s a wog, and that’s [that].

— 2Day FM, The Kyle and Jackie O Show, 19th October, 2007

"I don't discriminate. I love everyone. I don't care where they are, where they are from, what colour they are." - Kyle Sandilands.

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Caller:... You’re an arrogant bastard, Kyle.  Kyle Sandilands: Well I’m not a sheep if that’s what you mean. Just because someone says [something] doesn’t meant I believe it.

[caller hangs up]

Kyle Sandilands: Oh there you go. Jackie O: You didn’t hang up on him, though, did you? Kyle Sandilands: No, he hung up on himself, stupid wog.

— 2Day FM, The Kyle and Jackie O Show, 19th October, 2007

[kyleandkittens]

"I don’t get around town criticising people’s weight or their outfits." - Kyle Sandilands.

"“You’re a piece of shit…. Your hair’s very 90s. And your blouse. You haven’t got that much titty to be having that low-cut a blouse. Watch your mouth or I’ll hunt you down.” - Kyle Sandilands to journalist Alison Stephenson.

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"At the end of the day, I know about everyone’s skeletons. I know who’s fucking who and, for some weird reason, I’ve become the keeper of the industry’s filthy secrets. So when things in the media get really out of control, that’s when I make a call and say, “Look, unless you want me to go and tell everyone this or that, you’d better shut your fuckin’ mouth. You’ve had your fun but it’s over now.” That’s when they shit themselves." - Kyle Sandilands in Maxim magazine.

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Ray Martin: I keep reading [you get paid] 3.5 million, 4 million...

Kyle Sandilands: We are paid ridiculously high amounts of money...

Ray Martin: You probably get 5, 10 times more than the Prime minister makes in a year. Is that fair?

 Jackie O: No, that's so not fair. [laughing]

Kyle Sandilands: But that is correct. 

- Ray Martin interviewing Kyle and Jackie O on the Kyle and Jackie O Show, 4 November 2011

"Some fat slag on the Telegraph website, sorry, news.com.au, has already branded it a disaster...You’ve got a nothing job anyway." - Kyle Sandilands to female reporter Alison Stephenson. 

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"A lot of the gays would love me to be gay. I would be classed as the King of the Bears." - Kyle Sandilands. 

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"He can only be described as an arsehole from the highway patrol. And he was. He was a smart arse. He was a nerdy looking clown...Even [among] the police, the highway patrol are known as the dogs. Everyone hates them... They're scum... They drive around by themselves in their hotted up Falcons, thinking they're hot shit... This clown, right, didn't even have the guts to stand in front of my own window so I can see his face... and I thought "What a wanker!" 

"This pencil neck, right, from the highway patrol reckons that it's a 60 zone over that bridge and I was doing a 100 through it. Now as if someone like me would be driving at 100 kilometres at quarter past five in the morning...They're predators. That's what they are." - Kyle Sandilands ranting about the highway patrol on 2DayFM, after receiving a ticket for driving more than 30 kilometres over the speed limit. 

"I keep losing my licence thanks to the highway patrol." - Kyle Sandilands in Maxim.

[kyleandkittens]

"You're a full mong." - Kyle Sandilands to Australian Idol contestant Bobby Flynn on national television.

"How dare he. ["Mong"] is prehistoric terminology. [People with Down Syndrome] are not called mongoloids any more." - Down Syndrome Association of Queensland President Anna Magnus.

"There is simply no place for comments that are derogatory to people with a disability either on television or anywhere else. They say more about the person making them than who they are made about." - Queensland Disability Service Minister Warren Pitt on Kyle Sandilands.

"It was basically meant to mean 'loser' or 'idiot'." - Kyle Sandilands' manager, Ryan Wellington, in his "apology" on Kyle's behalf.