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Take this with you

[honeybrowns]

to all my white followers who stew in unnecessary guilt trying to come to terms with the privilege you have, watch this

[world-of-cats]

[fuocogo]

The hero we need

[thomasfinchmackee]

[chyeah-yeah]

Gaston really is the most terrifying Disney villain because he could be anyone in the world.

[justplainsomething]

Later he convinces the whole town to set up his wedding with the knowledge that the would-be bride would be thrown into it. Everyone finds his creepy-ass tactics as cute and “boys will be boys” esque. So yeah, he is terrifying.

[beeftony]

Yeah, the truly scary thing about Beauty and the Beast isn’t that Gaston exists, but that society fucking loves him. People who deride the movie by saying it’s about Stockholm Syndrome are ignoring that it’s actually about the various ways that truly decent people get othered by society. People don’t trust the Beast because of the way he looks, which only feeds his anger issues and pushes him further away. Gaston isn’t the only one who criticizes Belle for being bookish, either; the whole town says there must be something wrong with her. And her father gets carted off to a mental asylum for being just a little eccentric.

Howard Ashman, who collaborated on the film’s score and had a huge influence on the movie’s story and themes, was a gay man who died of AIDS shortly after work on the film was completed. If you watch the film with that in mind, the message of it becomes clear. Gaston demonstrates that bullies are rewarded and beloved by society as long as they possess a certain set of characteristics, while nice people who don’t are ostracized. The love story between Belle and the Beast is about them finding solace in each other after society rejects them both.

Notice how the Beast reacts when the whole town comes for him. He’s not angry, he’s sad. He’s tired. And he almost gives up because he has nothing to live for. But then he sees that Belle has come back for him, and suddenly he does. In the original fairy tale, the Beast asks Belle to marry him every night, and the spell is broken when she accepts. In the Disney movie, he waits for her to love him, because he cannot love himself. That’s how badly being ostracized from society and told that you’re a monster all your life can fuck with your head and make you stop seeing yourself as human.

Society rewards the bullies because we’ve been brought up to believe that their victims don’t belong. That if someone doesn’t fit in, then they have to be put in their place, or destroyed. And this movie demonstrates that this line of thinking is wrong. It’s so much deeper than a standard “be yourself” message, and that’s why it’s one of my favorite Disney movies.

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[infp-quotes]

do u think us infps will ever find that connection we long for? asking for a hopeless friend (myself lmao)

i hope so! but, unfortunately, you can’t rely on other people, or fantasies of other people, to fill a void for you. it would sure be nice to have someone we can really, spiritually connect to- someone who really understands us and whom we can really get along with to a fault. but it’s never guaranteed. people are unreliable and no one person might ever be perfect for us, or fit with us like a puzzle piece.

that being said, i’m a firm believer that every connection we make is destined for our growth. i don’t believe in one soulmate; i believe that every person we meet are our soulmates. we were always supposed to meet them to contribute to our growth. our growth is the ultimate goal. finding ourselves is the goal, not finding other people. once we accept the path - however rocky, miserable, incredible, challenging, peaceful - it may be, and come to peace with the fact it is ours, and every event and person we meet in our lives is necessary to our growth, everything will happen to us as it is supposed to happen. you just have to trust your path. 

don’t worry about whether you will find the right person, whether anyone will ever understand. worrying does nothing but push you away from growth and increase fear. if a person, or a few people, are meant to be in your life, they will be in your life. just sit and wait to see what happens. in the meantime, learn to love yourself and accept your solitude; you are the only person you have forever, 100% guaranteed.

[itsme-isfp]

MBTI as Shakespeare Insults

(The ones they would use, anyway.) ENTJ - “Thou sodden-witted lord! Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows” Troilus and Cressida (Act 2, Scene I)

INTJ - “If thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them.”  Hamlet (Act 3, Scene I)

ESFP - “Thine face is not worth sunburning.” Henry V (Act 5, Scene II)

ISFP - “The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes.”  The Comedy of Errors (Act 5, Scene IV)

ESTJ - “A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.”  All’s Well That Ends Well (Act 3, Scene VI)

ISTJ - “Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon” Timon of Athens (Act 4, Scene III)

ENTP - “If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt.” The Two Gentlemen of Verona - (Act 2, Scene IV)

INTP - “Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage.” As You Like It (Act 2, Scene VII)

ESFJ - “I’ll beat thee, but I would infect my hands” Timon of Athens (Act 4, Scene III)

ISFJ - “I scorn you, scurvy companion.” Henry IV Part II (Act 2, Scene IV)

ENFJ - “I must tell you friendly in your ear, sell when you can, you are not for all markets.” As You Like It (Act 3, Scene V)

INFJ - “Thou art unfit for any place but hell.” Richard III (Act 1, Scene II)

ESTP - “Villain, I have done thy mother” Titus Andronicus (Act 4,  Scene II)

ISTP - “More of your conversation would infect my brain.”  The Comedy of Errors (Act 2, Scene I)

ENFP - “You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe!” Henry IV Part 2 (Act 2, Scene I)

INFP - “Tempt not too much the hatred of my spirit, for I am sick when I do look on thee”  A Midsummer Night’s Dream (Act 2, Scene I)

[cheolshu]

Seventeen’s reliable translator, Joshua Hong

[asdfghjm15]

THE TYPES AS SNEEZES

I know it's a dumb thing but I'm alone in this boring of an evening and I need to waste my time.

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the one who sneezes cutely and everyone just loves: ISFJ, INFP, ENFP.

that one kid at class whose sneeze awake the death: ESTP, ESTJ, ENTJ.

sneezes rarely but when they do they just keep sneezing for like 5 minutes straight: ISTP, ENTP, ISFP.

Calculates when the sneeze will happen so they can reduce the possible damage: ISTJ, INTJ.

they are surprised by their own sneeze more than other people: INFJ, INTP.

Sneeze then laugh it off with their friends: ESFP, ESFJ, ENFJ.

[littlemusingsmaybe]

3 Kinds of INFP

All INFP’s share the same cognitive functions, however differences in behavior and motivation can be quite drastic. The best explanation for these kinds of differences is Enneagram. Enneagram is a personality theory that assesses trauma, motivation and behavior, it can be used along side MBTI as they do not cancel each other out in any way. Any MBTI type can potentially be any Enneagram type. Unlike MBTi, where the point is to develop INTO the best your type can be, the point of Enneagram is to develop OUT of your type, basically categorizing it as a self-help tool. INFP’s are often enough one of 3 types. It is absolutely possible to not be one of these types, and my description of each kind of INFP will not correspond directly with the broader scale of each enneagram type (example; I’m explaining what a type “X” INFP looks like not what a type “X” looks like) I have met or am each of these types of INFP and here is my assessment:

Type 4 INFP

Type 4′s are often called the “Individualists”, “Romantics” or “Artists”. This makes up the biggest portion of INFP’s. I’d say almost half. This is the classic INFP. The feeler, the lover, the emotional and rhapsodical idealist. The princess in her castle, the poet writing in water, the passionate artist. This type of INFP puts alot of weight on Fi and the Fi truly “wields” the Ne. This Fi is organic, true, and uncompromised by anything. Type 4 INFP’s are likely to feel the greatest depths of pain and sorrow of any of us. Type 4 INFP’s might describe emotional pain as so real it physically hurts. With that passion comes poetry, art, and beautiful written word. This type is likely to have deep moral convictions based on ethics and empathy. 

This type of INFP is highly dramatic, bringing to mind shakespearean theatrics. This can manifest as scathing drama, emotional appeals to the heart or just general hellfire and brimstone. Certainly the most likely type of INFP to cry and/or throw a fit when they feel overlooked or invalidated. Has the speech pattern of someone writing in their diary. This type tends to be a wallflower due to being unable to conform to social norms or put on a face for anyone. May be a person of few words due to only being able to be honest. 

This kind of INFP is highly individualistic, craving authenticity more than any other type of INFP. They’re likely to see trends, fashions, cliques and fame as highly detestable. The type of INFP to hate and never want to be “the cool kids”. This kind of authenticity is very attractive to those who love authenticity and originality, as these INFP’s have it in spades. Always interesting and always unique, these INFP’s can be highly cherished by friends and family and highly sought after as lovers. This subset of INFP’s might be the most romantically minded of any other subset of any other type. However, they are plagued by fears of being abandoned, and when alone, wish for someone to come and save them. Type 4 INFP′s believe that someone (or something, maybe a religion or philosophy) is going to come into their lives and make them whole, and can have trouble generally feeling whole in and of themselves. 

Overall, this kind of INFP’s personifies on of the most lovable subsets of human beings. Genuine, authentic, passionate, and creative. This kind of INFP is capable of the most beautiful and genuine expressions of human emotion of just about anyone. 

Type 9 INFP 

This type of INFP is also very well known but less of the population than Type 4′s. Type 9′s have been called “The Peacemaker” or “The Mediator”. This Type of INFP is very sensitive to conflict and great at seeing others perspectives. This INFP is great at giving advice and helping with others problems and generally being a caring shoulder to cry on. Often being mistaken for INFJ’s, Type 9 INFP’s still have staunch values and an openly hyperactive mind, they’re just less pushy about their views. This Type of INFP can be seen as having a very balanced function set, not weighing to heavily on any functions. They are very laid-back, non-judgemental, and sensitive to others thoughts and feelings. 

This type is likely to have a weak definition of self, seeing themselves in everything. They might see themselves as “a little of column A, a little of column B, quite honesty”. They might outwardly appear to not greatly enjoy or strongly feel about anything. They may struggle to say exactly who they are and what they stand for, being cautious of taking any harsh or finite stances on things. They really don’t want to offend anyone or be offended. They just don’t want a conflict to break out. This type seems to have the strongest shadow Ni of any kind of INFP, easily seeing other perspectives and views. They are still, however, separate from INFJ because they are still associative creatures rather than dissociative, relaying new information through the lens of their own understanding and experience. 

This kind of INFP was often neglected or silenced as a child and taught to not think of themselves as important. As a consequence of this, they are likely to see other people as having more intrinsic worth than they do. (not in a type 2 way, mind you, or in an Fe way, in a self-depreciating way) This can cause this type of INFP to think nothing they do is important, and kill any drive for them to do anything. Because of this, this INFP is kind of a loaner and maybe pretty lazy and slothful. 

However, these same qualities can make these type 9′s, self-sacrificing and loving friends. They are a wonderful, understanding and compassionate shoulder to cry on. They are just as happy talking about any topic with you as any other, and the most imaginative and flexible people you will ever meet. 

Type 6 INFP

Somewhat lesser known, but about as common as type 9 INFP’s, Type six INFP’s are cautious, inquisitive and loyal. Type 6′s are often called “The Loyalist” “The Detective” and “The doubter”. This kind of INFP focus’s much more on the Ne/Si axis than the other kind of INFP’s and can seem to effortlessly match even ENFP’s in outward intuition. However, this comes at a price as this type of INFP tends to use that ability to worry quite a lot. This type of INFP is highly insecure, spending a lot of time in “what if” scenarios and wondering if things will turn out okay. Due to just how much time they spend doing that, they get rather good at guessing outcomes and asking the right questions.  This type of INFP craves security, they value unconditional love and stability above just about anything. They are plagued with doubts in their relationships, personal struggles, and careers. They can really bring down the mood and bother people with this behavior. They image countless scenarios in which things can turn out bad, and really just need guidance and a gentle push out of such thinking from friends and loved ones. Guidance, security and reassurance are paramount to a type 6 INFP, and anyone who gives them this will receive a loyal and passionate ally. This kind of INFP is also highly opinionated as they become very attached to things that mean something to them. They might go on a rant at or about people who disagree or ideologically oppose them due to their deep and inseparable attachment to their owns thoughts, preferences and philosophies.  This is they type of INFP to seem to be really into a handful of things and talk about them non-stop. “I have all their albums” “I’ve been going here for years” “I have a blog about it” “I’ve read tons of books about it” They’re very loyal to bands, ideas, philosophies, values, ideologies, artists and people.  Valuing stability, this kind of INFP is much more sensible and practical than the average INFP, and less likely to be emotionally turbulent. They stand in solidarity with thier self-concept and values. They rarely question thier identity or the validity of their feelings. Due to this, much more energy goes into the Ne/Si axis and allows type 6′s INFP’s to be great philosophers and thinkers, asking the right questions and stead-fastly seeking answers. All makes the type 6′s a fierce debater, playful philosopher, and loyal companion.  Thank you all so much for reading, I hope you INFP’s out there find yourself in this. There are also many type 2, 5, 1 and 7 INFP’s out there but i wanted to focus on the common ones here. The roughly 10% or so of INFP’s who aren’t a 4, 9, or 6 should feel special! I hope you’ve enjoyed this very much! ~INFP-sama

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This post is amazing.

[zervuska-haidis]

[homophobic-slur]

[thatoneblog89-deactivated202406]

I thought this was funnier than I should have

[my-heads-in-the-game]

everyone who reblogs this

will get a pick up line in their ask

e v e r y o n e

[mbtimyths]

MBTI Types as Catspotting Posts

ISFP

ISTP

ESFJ

INTJ

ENTJ

ISTJ

ESTJ

INFJ

ISFJ

ENFJ

ENTP

INFP

ENTP

ENFP

INTP

ESFP

[sensa-tion]

How the types differ by one letter

INTJ vs ENTJ

INTJ: They don’t care to get to know everyone, but everyone at least knows of them

ENTJ: They know everyone and everyone knows them. How else would one move up the social ladder?

INTJ vs ISTJ

INTJ: That quiet straight-A person in class who indulges in nerdy interests in their spare time when they’re not studying

ISTJ: That quiet straight-A person in class who indulges in even more studying in their spare time than INTJ

INTJ vs INFJ

INTJ: *Is quiet and detached around someone* “Not my problem if they think I’m rude”

INFJ: *Is quiet and detached around someone* “OMG WHAT IF THEY THINK I DON’T LIKE THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

INTJ vs INTP

INTJ: Doesn’t show their caring side unless they really care about you. And I mean REALLY care

INTP: You’re at least a good-tier friend of theirs? Time for them to tell you about everyone they truly care about and why they do

INFJ vs ENFJ

INFJ: Makes friends when extroverts adopt them

ENFJ: Is the extrovert friend that adopts introverts

INFJ vs ISFJ

INFJ: Cares for you by helping you survive and advance in life

ISFJ: Cares for you by giving you kind words and sharing food with you

INFJ vs INFP

INFJ: “I know you’re just going through a phase, but I’ll still love you and support you no matter what”

INFP: “IT’S NOT A PHASE MOM, THIS IS WHO I AM”

ISFJ vs ESFJ

ISFJ: Will cuddle you in the comfort of your or their own home while you tell them what’s bothering you

ESFJ: Will take you on an adventure to your favourite fast food place while you tell them what’s bothering you

ISFJ vs ISTJ

ISFJ: Hall monitor in elementary school

ISTJ: Cried when they didn’t get the hall monitor position in elementary school

ISFJ vs ISFP

ISFJ: Saw Paul Blart: Mall Cop in 2009 and thought it was pretty good

ISFP: Started ironically liking Paul Blart: Mall Cop cause of Tumblr, eventually actually saw it and started unironically liking it

ISTJ vs ESTJ

ISTJ: Too quiet when working on a group project

ESTJ: Not quiet enough when working on a group project

ISTJ vs ISTP

ISTJ: *Shows up late to class for the first time all semester* “omg look how rebellious I am”

ISTP: *Shows up to class on time for the first time all semester* “omg look how responsible I am”

ISTP vs ESTP

ISTP: Alienates people by being too edgy

ESTP: Alienates people by almost landing themselves in jail and/or the hospital one too many times

ISTP vs INTP

ISTP: Stays up till 5 am reading articles about how to be attractive and looking at specs of expensive watches, cars, and whatever tech they’re interested in that night

INTP: Stays up till 5 am watching anime and reading about philosophy

ISTP vs ISFP

ISTP: Ironically writes sad poetry

ISFP: Unironically writes sad poetry

ISFP vs ESFP

ISFP: Has coffee running through their veins

ESFP: Has vodka running through their veins

ISFP vs INFP

ISFP: Wannabe Instagram model

INFP: Wannabe Tumblr model

INFP vs ENFP

INFP: Has a “whatever” attitude about their introversion

ENFP: Refers to themselves as an introvert or ambivert cause they don’t see themselves as a Basic Outgoing Extrovert™

INFP vs INTP

INFP: Has a selfie of themselves wearing a flower crown as their profile pic on Tumblr

INTP: Has a picture of an anime character or a superhero as their profile pic on Tumblr

INTP vs ENTP

INTP: “Wouldn’t it be hilarious if we went to Wal-Mart and shouted swear words into the PA system?”

ENTP: Actually goes to Wal-Mart one day and shouts swear words into the PA system

ENTP vs ESTP

ENTP: Shows their friends their best Batman impression while quoting lines from Batman movies

ESTP: Googles how long it would take to become as strong and fast as Batman and designs a workout program based around getting on Batman’s level of athleticism

ENTP vs ENFP

ENTP: Would work for Reddit if they could

ENFP: Would work for Buzzfeed if they could

ENTP vs ENTJ

ENTP: Either an overachiever or underachiever in anything, no in-between

ENTJ: Underachiever in absolutely nothing

ENFP vs ESFP

ENFP: Goes out dressed in thrift store clothes

ESFP: Goes out dressed in designer clothes

ENFP vs ENFJ

ENFP: *Person admits feelings to them or asks them out* “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT DO I DO”

ENFJ: *Admits feelings to crush / crush admits feelings to them* “I HAVE BEEN AWAITING THIS DAY FOR CENTURIES”

ESFP vs ESTP

ESFP: Gets awkwardly hit on at bars

ESTP: Awkwardly hits on people at bars

ESFP vs ESFJ

ESFP: “Yo let’s go dance”

ESFJ: “I’m not really a dancer”

ESTJ vs ENTJ

ESTJ: Has to resist throwing a fit when they don’t get to be the leader/boss/supervisor/alpha/top dog of something

ENTJ: Somehow always ends up being the leader/boss/supervisor/alpha/top dog of everything they do

ESTJ vs ESFJ

ESTJ: Is the person you go to when you need help getting a job

ESFJ: Is the person you go to when you need help texting someone you want to date and/or hook up with

ESTJ vs ESTP:

ESTJ: Honour roll student, multiple sport athlete, on student council and multiple school committees, volunteers and works in their spare time, has a 3-4 GPA through all of high school/college/university, lands a decent job right after graduating

ESTP: Puts how many Tinder matches they have and how much they can bench on their resume

ENFJ vs ESFJ

ENFJ: Seems slutty, is actually pretty wholesome

ESFJ: Seems wholesome, is actually pretty slutty

ENFJ vs ENTJ

ENFJ: Has thoroughly planned out future living situation, relationship, and type of social life

ENTJ: Has thoroughly planned out future career and how to attain it

[memewhore]

[professorspork]

#this single photo here validates the existence of the selfie stick I SWEAR TO GOD

[16personalities-and-a-cat]

How to know if an enfp likes you? (romantically)

ENFPs are known for their warm attitude towards people, and they sure do live up to their reputation, no matter which kind of person they are with, they always seem at ease. With that I mean that it’s sometimes quite difficult to tell the difference between their natural interest in people and a more serious, romance-oriented one. But some good signs your ENFP is interested are:

They try to spend as much time with you as possible. Especially if they don’t usually do it, for example if you share a class or just meet at the gym, they will try to increase the time you two are together by suggesting activities for the two of you to do, but in a casual way. See the next point to understand better what I mean with that.

They listen a lot and pay close atention. ENFPs I’ve met talk a lot, and about almost everything, their minds always jumping from the first interesting thing they see to the second. But if they stop their race to pay atention to what you have to say, they are interested. Every ENFP with a crush I’ve seen looks so focused on what the other person is saying, it’s heartwarming the fascinated look they have. Regarding what I said above, they will use this knowledge to spend more time with you. For example, my ENFP friend started a band with the person she liked because they both played in the same musical school, so even though most ENFP are more casual about this, they can also be pretty extreme. Also, you will probably feel what you say provokes a reaction in them.

Touch, smiles, proximity. They like to feel they are close to the person they like, so expect a lot of physical contact and less distance between them and you. 

Jokes, wit and showing off. Is your ENFP trying to sound extra smart or witty? Then they are probably trying to impress you. They also do it with their wit, my ENFP friend would joke around her crush, and tease them playfully. They want to look funny and cool. Showing off also means they will try to make an impresion on you by showing how good with people they are-even if they ignore you while they speak with other people, they will later look at you with an expression that almost says “Have you seen that? Amazing, isn’t it?” 

The way they look at you. Even if you don’t notice, I’m sure people around you will. It’s a special look they give to people they like, a slight smile that grows wider at certain moments, their eyes wide open and focused on the other person, a fascinated look that looks really really pure.

Also remember there are differences from person to person. Either way, I hope you find them useful :)

-Laura

[naughty-nanny]

Your ENFP Care and Handling User Guide and Manual

This manual is part of a series of guides originated by @intpboard

Congratulations! You have found yourself in possession of your own unique ENFP unit. There is a high likelihood that your ENFP found you, but regardless of how you got to this point, you are now responsible for your very own ENFP to love and enjoy! Since ENFPs are notoriously difficult to handle, your SJ overlords have issued this guide to hopefully help along the way.

Your ENFP will come with the following accessories:

One (1) Starter pack of moral convictions

One (1) Unique starter outfit chosen specifically for your unit

One (1) Normal socially acceptable outfit (use only if necessary)

One (1) Set of puppy-dog eyes for use when your unit senses an emotional disturbance in another unit that is resistant to sharing

Three (3) Companion Introvert Units for emotional tending and deep conversation

Infinite (∞) Ideas and Possibilities

One (1) Internet accessible device for research binging

One (1) self replenishing coffee cup

One (1) Starter pack of idiosyncratic behaviors

Software

Your ENFP comes pre-programmed with the following traits;

Ne: Your ENFP is a functional walking idea generator. While this trait does make your ENFP susceptible to distraction and excitement, this programming accounts for the exceptionally high levels of optimism included with your unit. Your ENFP will have constantly changing hobbies, interests and ideas. This function can only be disabled through sensory hyper stimulation (see Si).

Fi: While seemingly constantly happy and excited, your ENFP has many deeply held values and feelings. This function can be activated my asking your ENFP unit how they are feeling and silently listening to what follows.

Te: Your ENFP will not only seek new ideas, but will also seek to be deeply informed about those ideas. When this function is activated via the Fi function, an bitch slap mode may be activated

Si: Your ENFP is prone to random bouts of sentimentality and a preference for familiar sensory experiences. When directly activated this function can overwhelm Ne resulting in uncharacteristic stubbornness.

Getting Started

Your ENFP unit should arrive pre-activated and highly animated. In case your ENFP has not been activated please complete the following;

Place ENFP in social setting

Place 1-3 included introverts within visible distance

Wait 30 seconds

If after 30 seconds your ENFP unit has not activated causing an introvert to cry will immediately activate ENFP’s caring mode.

Modes

Manic Pixie (default) - Attention span disabled and energy levels maximum. In this mode your ENFP will be rapidly seeking out new ideas, opportunities, concepts and possibilities while simultaneously trying to understand and participate. This mode does have a limited use, but no way to know when it is nearly depleted.

Existential Teddybear (default) - Speaking function reduced to existential lines of questioning. When Manic Pixie mode has depleted, this mode automatically activates. Primary mode in small groups of introverts.

Caring - Activated by the presence of another unit with feelings that need to be processed. Difficult to deactivate unless activating unit has been emotionally supported and/or helped. Often involves invasive and insightful and accurate statements articulating what other units are feeling.

Bitch Slap - Activated by both obvious social injustices and direct violation of a personal value. Detailed, irrefutable, empirical evidence articulated to show that another unit has acted objectively immoral. When this mode is active your ENFP will painfully spell out exactly why you are wrong.

Emo - Activated seemingly randomly by a large influx of emotion that your ENFP unit must withdraw and analyze in order to understand and integrate. occurs approximately one (1) out of every fifteen (15) days. Completion of this mode is often signaled by your ENFP unit announcing it has learned something new about itself.

Productive (locked) - Only unlocks under intensely high interest levels or stress. Produces a staggering amount of material in a short amount of time.

Relationship With Other Units

In general, your ENFP unit will be liked by most other units it comes into contact with.

NF: Often activates Existential Teddybear mode. Can come into conflict if values conflict.

NT: Activates both Existential Teddybear and Bitch Slap mode. Also activates caring mode, but covertly.

SJ: Generally well accepted in Manic Pixie mode and viewed with amusement. SJ units will naturally remind your ENFP unit to tend to their physical well being, which they often forget.

SP: Compatible primarily in Manic Pixie mode. Warning: Leaving your ENFP unit alone with one or more SP units will likely result in trying really bad ideas.

Feeding

Your ENFP unit will need to be fed regularly. Your ENFP unit is capable of constant snacking as well as completely forgetting to eat. Your ENFP unit will not die if left to fend for it’s own food, but the consistency and healthiness of that diet would likely not be good. Your ENFP simply needs to be reminded to eat on a regular basis and provided with a few healthy options to choose from.

Grooming

Your ENFP will also need to be reminded to groom on a regular basis. Your ENFP will automatically groom if trying to present a good impression, but regular maintenance requires outside diligence. 

Sleeping

Your ENFP will try to argue that sleep is unnecessary. Do not give in no matter how convincing the argument is. Just repeat that sleep is good until ENFP begins to slow down and tiredness sets in. If ENFP continues to resist, take away all entertainment sources.

Frequently Asked Questions

Why doesn’t my ENFP ever finish anything?

Your ENFP unit comes equipped with dominant Ne. As with all things, this requires a trade off. In the case of your ENFP unit, Ne allows it to produce many ideas and start many projects, but does not extend to completion. Upgraded ENFP units with integrated Si are more capable of completion, but even then your unit will always start more than they finish. 

Help! I turned around for a second and now I’ve lost my ENFP!

Your ENFP is most likely not lost, simply distracted. It is common for ENFP units to be easily distracted and immediately pursue that distraction. Just keep doing whatever you were doing and your ENFP unit will find it’s way back to you eventually and will have an exciting story to tell you when it does. If your ENFP goes missing for an extended period of time it is possible that you have accidentally activated ENFP’s fear of commitment. In this case, provide your ENFP with a heartfelt communication via phone or email. Your ENFP will at that point most likely return to at least discuss what caused them to leave.

How do I turn this thing off?

You don’t. There is no off switch on your ENFP unit. If you find your ENFP overwhelming, simply tell them you need some time to yourself and your ENFP unit will happily find someone else to annoy in the mean time.

Can I keep my ENFP?

Yes. ENFP units frequently form companion bonds for life, but any attempts to limit your ENFP unit’s freedom to explore and pursue what interest them will result in resistance and likely resentment from your ENFP. ENFP units must be shared freely otherwise they are likely to rebel against their captors owners.

Again, Congratulations on your new ENFP unit! Go have fun and explore!

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