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Look at this beautiful commission by @lazynina !!! She normally draws mostly Ace Attorney stuff so if you are into that check her out!

#spop #shadow weaver #lazynina #commission #money well spent #art #she ra

hollis-art

needed new backgrounds for my laptop so i decided to give my favorite guys a beach day :)

writergeekrhw

Run 2 Quark's!

seymour-butz-stuff

oneefin

number theory* diagram

michaelrotonal

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

ovenroastedtwerkey

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

violenceenthusiast

what about a shapeshifter who’s bad at it. shapeshifter who can never quite get the nose right. shapeshifter who always makes flipped faces because they’re doing adjustments in the mirror. shapeshifter with same face syndrome. shapeshifter who always dips further into the uncanny valley than they want. shapeshifter who can mimic a single celebrity completely perfectly but struggles to recreate anyone else.

argentinasexogay

the people yearn for star trek deep space nine.

lyricwritesthings

Oh, sure. You slither down ONE wall like a lizard, and suddenly your new friend (the same friend you JUST invited to stay in your house for a MONTH!) starts calling you "a creature in the semblance of a man." Smh.

stealthetrees

I think Rocky named Grace ‘Dumbass’ or ‘Idiot’ or something and then just never changed it. Then when they get to Erid he’s so used to calling his alien friend ‘Shithead Moron’ that when he introduces him to a large crowd they’re all like ‘woah man what the fuck’ and ‘that’s not nice!’ and ‘you can’t say that bro that’s too mean’ and Rocky has to awkwardly explain to Grace why they’re upset. Grace, who is now very familiar with Rocky’s standard vocabulary, laughs until he is crying on the floor and can’t breath, which makes all the other Eridians panic while Rocky stands there yelling at Grace that it’s not that funny asshole.

novakspector

foldingfittedsheets

What we wanted: Boops but with knives for the Ides of March.

What we got: The worst UI change in the history of Tumblr.

mercurialmorals

What we wanted - something to celebrate the assassination! The betrayal! A knife in the back!

What we got - a... Uh... Betrayal... A knife in the back even.

foldingfittedsheets

Okay well. When you put it like that I guess you deserve all the notes of my post.

prokopetz

Question 7: Assuming that the Roman Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation is correct, estimate how tall Christ our Lord must have been in order for His body to furnish all properly consecrated Communion wafers consumed to date. Justify your assumptions.

quantum-mechan1c

Great work everyone

prokopetz

quantum-mechan1c

Loving the crowdsourced sacrilege on display here

the-defiant-fluffball

I asked maths boy for his input

prokopetz

#ok but are we assuming average human density here or can we have a black hole jesus #will there be a noticeable gravitational effect from standing too close to our lord and savior #can i - and this is critical - can i be spaghettified by jesus (via @dreadful-puns-and-finger-guns)

curlymcclain

the crazy thing about doctor who is that it really is the best show ever for 30 seconds at a time. you never know when those 30 seconds will be. sometimes they happen multiple times in a single episode and sometimes you wait years and years and years. and the best part is those 30 seconds are surrounded by the worst show ever, which is also doctor who

It's that time of year.

Time for me to lie in wait for someone on the discord to post Merry Christmas, only to immediately hit them with an objection.

#almost christmas #and so my watch begins