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i have this weird relationship with my friends and i call them stuff like “ugly ass” (as a joke) but as soon as they say something self depreciating, im like “bITCH?? YOU ARE SO CUTE???I WOULD MAKE A HUMAN SACRIFICE FOR YOUR BEAUTY”

#frendship #this is why i dont have many friends

shitpostbot5k

sorry i havent been active my parents deleted the app on my phone but they cant stop me from using my computer >:)

alexander

This is important hello (x)

itsahalest0rm

Reblogging again for the fuckboy who ignored it the first time

henamyung

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

mischiefthewitchy

*slow clap for australia* shit mates. Wow.

hey guys

i just realized i have eight!!! followers!!! last time i checked i only had 3 and im like !!! im getting noticed by people!!! anyway, thank and have a nice day/night :)!!!

anxietyproblem

egberts

even movies with the world’s worst acting have me bawling if the story or message is good enough… i’m babey

unclefather

Just had a child say “circumcise me, captain!” And his mom smacked him in the back of the head and said “I’m so sorry I don’t know where he heard that I don’t even know if he knows what that means” and I’m thinking about how kids are just walking shitpost generators

gaypeopletwitter

pigeonkindofgal

can you believe how beautiful girls are. like, they are

actually

literally

for real

so beautiful. i promise, all of them.

memewhore

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just-shower-thoughts

Our world would be better if we stopped promoting that any gender can wear makeup and look beautiful and instead promote that no one has to wear makeup to be beautiful

catchymemes

thefruitthatgodforgot

Funny how sex is an irresistible human urge when a man rapes a woman but when a woman gets pregnant and wants an abortion she should have been smarter and thought twice before having sex if she didn’t want a child