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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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JBB: An Artblog!
YOU ARE THE REASON

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Not today Justin

if i look back, i am lost

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BYE
A+ acting
Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.
‘Vagina-owners’
Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus
Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special
Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?
There is actually a test for that last one!
Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room
!!!!!!!!
“she see money all around me,
i look like I’m the mannn”
“But I was down and out like last week
Tell me where have you beennn?”
“You came out of hiding, girl
Don’t act like I’m your man”
“You just a fan,
You don’t hold rank, Don’t hold no rank”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dreezy - Spar (ft. 6LACK & Kodak Black)
Thanks
please be gentle to your pets, they trust you so much and believe that whatever youre doing for them is the best thing. they trust you to be kind and benevolent. small critter or otherwise, you have the trust of this animal, and i implore you to be gentle and decent. don’t betray that trust
Traditional Georgian dancing.
date a man who
i cannot even imagine how fit these people are they could kick my ass they could kick muhammad ali’s ass
Let me show you the Aggression of my people… through dance.
If your dance doesn’t require knee pads and posing en pointe it isn’t worth doing.
@dadvans I feel like you can do Things with this
So the last time I reblogged this, someone reblogged from me with a comment along the lines of “wait till you see them with swords”. So I went to search it up, and… guys. GUYS.
There are actual sparks flying holy shit =O
this went big about halfway through holy shit
It really did. When the swords started REALLY connecting around 3:20 literal sparks are flying
“Let me show you the Aggression of my people… through dance.”
Yep that’s pretty much the point of all this. “Hey Ladies behold me, and enemies, WITNESS ME. Yeah I thot so. That’s right.”
John Boyega has a special place in my heart ❤
when you’re cozy in bed and you hear heavy rain reblog if you agree
Rn but I gotta get ready for work 🙄
I LOVE THIS
ALWAYS WAVE BACK.
Tiny humans need that kind of thing. ALWAYS wave back.
Los Angeles (14/09/16)
You think my old ass is gonna have the time and energy to nag my 17 year old child to go to bed at 9pm and not allow them to cake on the phone with their little boo thang.
Bitch pls, Ima go watch CNN and suck my husband’s dick and take my aging ass to SLEEP.
by 17 you know what happens if you don’t get a decent amount of sleep.
as long as your ass is at that school in the morning working toward your future, I don’t care if you and your boo listen to each other breathe all damn night.
I’m soley here for the “suck my husband dick and take my aging ass to sleep” comment.
Gold Standard Tumblr.
😂😂😂😂
Tbh by 15 I’m not chasing after you to go to sleep. You will have good grades, you will go to school, and you will have learned about the importance of safe sex so I’m not chasing someone whose 1-3 years away from college
Ass grabbing is a relationship priority
https://instagram.com/p/BefSfSrAKkR/
“they” (1 word) is shorter than “he or she” (3 words)
“they” is more inclusive than “he/she”
“themself” flows more naturally than “him or herself”
“they” is less clunky than “(s)he”
it’s time to replace the awkward “she or he”
“hey can you go ask they what does they want for dinner, and when is they coming over to watch movies with they?”
“Hey, can you go ask them what they want for dinner, and when they’re coming over to watch movies?”
Step one is learning how to talk like a human person.
what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do