◟ 𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒈 * 𝖙𝖊𝖝𝖙 // .◝
KENNY: ... u are boobsie ://////////
KENNY: i am ASHAMEd of mySELF LEAVE ME HERE TO ROT
ASHLEY: hello :///
ASHLEY: wanna facetime so it feels like we can get drunk together ://///

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◟ 𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒈 * 𝖙𝖊𝖝𝖙 // .◝
KENNY: ... u are boobsie ://////////
KENNY: i am ASHAMEd of mySELF LEAVE ME HERE TO ROT
ASHLEY: hello :///
ASHLEY: wanna facetime so it feels like we can get drunk together ://///
∘∙ 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 ╱ 𝖍𝖆𝖎𝖑𝖘 .
HAILEY: hey
HAILEY: i fucking hate quarantine
HAILEY: i'm so bored, pls do something to entertain me.
HAILEY: 3, 2, 1... go
ASHLEY: who do you take me for ? a clown ?
ASHLEY: before you answer that , i wish i could entertain MYSELF because i think i'm dying of bordeom
ASHLEY: i've done everything i could think of , i'm not sure how much longer i can last
zendayamuhree:
— 『 imessage! 』
zendaya: i’m so excited for euphoria s2. gia gets her own storyline & Y’ALL KNOW THAT RUE’S GONNA GET SO CAUGHT UP IN IT.
zendaya: speaking of rue, she and jules BETTER be endgame. i’m w/ the ‘rules’ shippers ALL 👏🏽 THE 👏🏽 WAY.
ashley: since the opportunity is presenting itself , i’m just going to say this right now... ashley: euphoria is one of the best shows ever made . i’m not even kidding . rue is iconic as hell and you do such an amazing job in each episode , it brings tears to my eyes :’)
∘∙ 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 ╱ 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒆 .
PERRIE: oh my god i miss performing and boogying so much
PERRIE: doing it in front of my mirror is just not the same :((
PERRIE: today i actually had a whole conversation with myself /through song/ and that, my dudes, is the level of insanity i am reaching
ASHLEY: so i'm not the only one going absolutely crazy right now ? thank god
ASHLEY: if it helps though i'm sure you looked cute doing it :( i don't even need to be where you are to know okay so don't ask
ASHLEY: also , you could've sang to me smh
Vanessa via her Instagram Stories
sxphixt:
@shqstarters
The rumors are true. I’m pregnant. And on top of that my accent is fake. And that’s the tea.
see , i can’t even lie to you , i’m not sure if you’re just being sarcastic or not . put me out of my misery , please .
◟ 𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒈 * 𝖙𝖊𝖝𝖙 // .◝
KENNY: no :/// i just need to stay in a house that has zERO children in it for a day... or two.... >.>
KENNY: i love my assie
ASHLEY: my home is always free of children , if you can find a babysitter i can supply mimosas
ASHLEY: i thought i was boobsie :/
IMESSAGE ↘ ALL CONTACTS.
PERRIE: why don't u come here and tell me to my face hUH
ASHLEY: define where "here" is and i'll book next flight then >:(
IMESSAGE ↘ ALL CONTACTS.
PERRIE: nope :(
PERRIE: i thought you'd forgotten all about me ash bash :(
ASHLEY: well that's just ridiculous
ASHLEY: i could never forget about you pez are you kidding :/
◟ 𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒈 * 𝖙𝖊𝖝𝖙 // .◝
KENNY: me tOO :(( i feel kind of trapped lateLY :/// i'm sure its just the post-holidays blues :///
KENNY: cOME on, money isn't an object for me, i'll trEAT us
ASHLEY: trapped ? it's way over the holidays , so if you're feeling some type of way do you need to talk about it :/
ASHLEY: ugh fine but only because i can't say no to you
◟ * ⸒ 𝗍𝖾𝗑𝗍𝗌 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖘𝖘 . ◝
STASSIE: i've been working out every single day for the past couple of weeks and my ass is, no joke, fucking numb
STASSIE: the things we do to look hot in a bikini :///
ASHLEY: do you need someone to massage it :/ bc idk i might be available my schedule is stacked :/
ASHLEY: bikinis are so over , it's all about the wet suits now baby !
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zane: unpopular opinion but greys anatomy should have ended YEARS ago zane: why do they keep renewing it?? who else needs to die before it final does??
ashley: that , sir , is an opinion i completely agree with ashley: only watched two or three seasons of it but even i know it’s been going on for too long ashley: i don’t even want to know how many seasons they’ve made thus far
IMESSAGE ↘ ALL CONTACTS.
PERRIE: uhm ur literally so good to me
PERRIE: can i just make a point of saying that we need those necklaces that have two halves of a heart on them and we each have to have a part ? and one says best and the other says friends ?????
ASHLEY: wait so
ASHLEY: are you saying you haven't gotten that package yet bc i could've sworn i had your half sent to you :/ now i have to go buy another one wtf . remind me to call whatever postal service it was and beat their asses
◟ 𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒈 * 𝖙𝖊𝖝𝖙 // .◝
KENNY: i tHINK you're acTUALLY in desperate need of a vacation with me and peZZA :) :)
KENNY: why do a sleepover when we can do onE better :) you kNOW :)
ASHLEY: yes please :) let me tell you , i've been craving a girls vacation for MONTHS
ASHLEY: is it possible to convince someone to pay for us too because i feel like that makes it all the more better :)
IMESSAGE ↘ ALL CONTACTS.
PERRIE: i mean, i don't know if that's allowed, but at a costume party when we're the three musketeers ruling over everyone ?? it's over for them
PERRIE: u know i'm serious ash bash
PERRIE: it was the best surprise ever :( i can't believe i cried but :( i'm still so happy u came :(
ASHLEY: hi i miss u :(
ASHLEY: someone came up to me today for a picture and afterwards said she wanted to be my new blondie bestie but guess what ?
ASHLEY: i said no bc i have u be appreciative
◟ 𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒈 * 𝖙𝖊𝖝𝖙 // .◝
KENNY: it'S just bEEN so long like ://// i nEED TO KNOW YOU STILL KNEW THE DEALIO :(
KENNY: i knOW her tour is finished but i dOn't know when she'll be back in la :// i think she haS post-tour bluEs bc i haven't really heARD too much from her :( SHE DITCHED US BOTH, LET'S RIOT :(((
ASHLEY: well , considering that i'm 30 now... i'm in desperate need of feeling YOUNG again thank u
ASHLEY: also may i suggest a sleepover bc i need a break from everything including my fucking mother hahahaha