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Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.
Is it just me or are these 2 guys also the 2 Epic Theatre Gays played by Derek Jacobi and Ian McKellen in 'Vicious'?
Dracula and Jonathan’s Tango - from The Polish National Opera production of ‘Dracula’.
With Choreography by Krzysztof Pastor and Music by Wojciech Kilar.
Two Bisexual Disasters at The Club.
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This has the same energy as Gladio holding Ignis upside down by his feet for a joke and a massive pile of knives slowly building up on the floor. Gladio's posse is a pair of unexpectedly deadly blonde twinks and a cat with a video game addiction.
I have been thinking about gul dukats skull all day and I need a moment alone with the cardassian lovers to discuss why the spoon would have a Hole. Its like the soft spot of a babys skull… what are the anatomical implications here…
I love the anatomy discussions coming from this but did anyone else just assume that the hole was because Picard finally got so annoyed with Dukat that he turned to Comrade Dragunov for help?
Dune be like:
Today is the day I'm finally going to watch episode 2 of the star trek porn
My girl Uhura got a new hair cut
I fucking love the dialogue man
Bones: I'm no geologist Jim but I bet those are mining waste. Spock: Precisely, doctor
oh my god even the environmental set? girl the budget
This actually feels more high budget than the first one, incredible. I guess the first one was a critical success
Spock and Bones trapped in a prison togther....I've read fanfics about this....and now they're bickering....
they're going to interrogate them for "information"
Bones: I'm a doctor not a soldier, he's the one with all the information [points at spock] Spock: *eyebrow raise*
way to throw spock under the bus bones! ughh
Bones all sad in the corner of the jail cell while the butterfly aliens interrogate Spock
not him going "fascinating" as they're sucking his dick??? literally totally ignoring them and just looking at their butterfly wings 😭😭😭
Bones is just gloomily sitting there and frowning in a corner watching them fuck? this is so sad
somebody come save bones please he's in a porn and he didn't even get to do any fucking
Chekov and Sulu!!!! Love that Chekov is doing the russian accent but why is Sulu british 😭
Chekov and Sulu caught Scotty having sex with Uhura instead of manning the transporter room. I can feel the silent judgement from their faces
Scotty was too busy thinking about sex and THATS why he sent Sulu and Chekov to the Oval office instead of the planet???😭 girl the plot??
well I guess it's now JFK and Marilyn Monroe porn
Sulu and Chekov are just hiding in the closet watching JFK and Marilyn fuck
CHEKOV YOU BITCH DONT MESS WITH THE TIMELINE!!!! he's going to tell JFK he's going to get shot omfg CHekov dont do it!!!! you're going to change history NOOOOO
alien queen lady is very enamored with Kirk and wants to make him a king to rule with her and conquer the galaxy together
ahh Kirk fucked her to get the launch codes to her rockets that makes so much sense. And now he's using the alien communicator (a silver dildo) to tell them to disarm and release the prisoners. what a tried and true star trek plot
and they're back on the ship trek happy ending yayyyyy
oh my fucking god?? The timeline got fixed because JFK did get shot in the head but just not by a sniper, Jackie caught him fucking Marilyn and shot JFK in the head?? 😭😭😭😭
this is so fucking funny
Spock: His love for this country made him a great president, yet his lust for a woman cost him his life, fascinating Kirk: We humans are full of unpredictable emotions that logic alone can't solve, and I predict that you Mr. Spock is becoming more human day by day [grabs spocks arm]
HELLO?? this is a PORN why is the dialogue SO fucking GOOD nothing as star trek as trying to shove the president of America into an episode
Hang on a minute, this just sounds like they made a *pretty good Star Trek TOS episode* which just happens to have porn in it?
Wild, if true.
Poolverine Hurtcember
Day 03: Blood
"𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦, 𝘑𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘺."
Wolverine Origins verse.
(This is the first time i draw Ryan's actual face, so sorry in advance if the face is not really look alike. Will do better, next time)🥺🙏
"Oh no, a twink, my one weakness"
Dragon Age: The Veilguard AU where everything is exactly the same except Lucanis' Demon is bright green, called 'Sprite' (tm), and has a personality to match the above. (Also Lucanis is accordingly now a Hatsune Miku Cyber Goth rather than a Trad Angst Goth).
Veiltober - day 12, Varric
Bioware really made Varric come back all sexy for the 3rd time around just to NOT let me romance him AGAIN!! This is unfair and I seek legal compensation.
Going forward, I'll be trying to make compositions a little simpler for the sake of time and to not expend myself too much. It's still a long way to DATV and I wanna have some energy to actually play the game XD
Ty to @lynnerdo for the prompts !!
"I worked out for this role, dammit, throw me a bone"
Shout out to the best joke I’ve ever told, WWDITS style.
(His name is Timothy)
The only reason Blackwall doesn’t look like this in game is because if he did look like this no one would want to sleep with egg man or the catholic cop
Also the dude from Galavant might sue them for the resemblance...
Tbh having now watched 'The Acolyte', I'm kind of baffled that some folks were having epic online screeching fits over it? I mean, it seemed fine?
Not the best Star Wars outing, but far from the worst, and actually quite an interesting premise which felt a lot like reading the Extended Canon Historical Jedi novels and comics back in the 90s'.
I get media preferences are subjective, but I honestly can't see what folks would find quite *so* bad about the series.
You know that post that was going around like a year ago. That said something like 'hey you don't need to wear any makeup' and people kept commenting shit like 'yeah just a little eyeliner is enough'. This is how this post feels to me
Hmmmm. I'd suggest that using chatGPT for food related things has the potential to go *horribly wrong*, and while it may be tempting to use it for such things I'd feel the chance of it ending badly even once might not be worth it, especially for an inexperienced cook.
For anyone out there who struggles with meal planning and the motivation to go grocery shopping, I can't recommend things like veg boxes and recipe box subscriptions highly enough, if you can access them. There are so many options out there and recipe boxes especially make weekly meal planning and prepping so much easier, and can even help guide you into more adventurous cooking even if you're a total beginner. If you just want the meal plans and recipes without the physical ingredients provided, apps like Mealime are very handy, as they help you set up weekly meal plans with included recipes and have a grocery list feature included.
Garak being someone who is not only clearly gay and intentionally Different from his culture's expectation of masculinity but also someone who revels in half-truths and ambiguity and performance of characters is so fun to rotate in my mind. He would have loved drag. Don't get me wrong he has definitely crossdressed before but drag as an artform is its own thing. And he can sew
He wouldn't have had the time for doing all of that in the obsidian order nor in his exile etc he's always busy with something. Unless he did, of course. But in any case he'd love the concept. You could make an argument for his whole life being drag in a more abstract sense but can't we all, really. Maybe not. But I get it
Something is different this time with JK Rowling’s ugly comments regarding Imane Khelif and Lin Yu Ting. Both of whom are cis women and have identified as women since their birth.
It’s the first time I’m seeing more of the general public reacting with “You don’t know what you’re talking about. Stop being so weird and obsessive.”
Reaction to this has been particularly strong in Taiwan.
‘Gender Critics’ aren’t even being gender critical now. They are being gender enforcers for women they perceive to be outside the norm.
And it’s good to see people recognising this creepiness for what it actually is. Frothing at the mouth at every little thing will turn the public away from you.
Well the time of 'TERFS making life difficult for not traditionally femme looking cis women as well as trans women whilst still somehow claiming to be standing up for women' is certainly coming to a middle.....
