#dragon age shitpost

[sisifroggy]

Unhinged Text Posts: Lady Vivienne de Fer (Part 3)

More Text Post Memes: Vivienne | Dragon Age

[emmg]

Lucanis and Davrin at the Necropolis:

Davrin, pointing at a half-rotted corpse: that’s your grandma

Lucanis, immediately poking the ugliest, most bloated cadaver he can find and making loud gagging noises: that’s you when you hear the Calling, dumbass

Emmrich, polishing the pointy end of his staff while his eye twitches: how about I fucking stab both of you, gentlemen? Right here. In this sacred necropolis. Make you part of the decor

[lavenderstobins]

dragon age: origins (2009)

[ac3tinium]

dragon age shitposts

[stankhole]

can’t wait to continue the dragon age tradition of ignoring the stairs and instead rocketing down from the upper story

[vermilionheart]

quick doodles!

if the corpse is too stubborn and not in the mood for dialogue

never break spaghetti in half.

[dreadwife]

[fanfoolishness]

Thank goodness Lucanis got possessed by a demon that already matched his color scheme. The purple wings and eyes for the Demon of Vyrantium? I bet half the Crows who saw him fight Illario with Spite forgot to be scared because he just looked so damn stylish

But can you imagine if he got possessed by Rage? Orange and red glowing everywhere? For an Antivan Crow in blue leathers? He’d be a clown. Utter disgrace