I Am the Dirt Under Your Nails, Cupcake

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[dailycaitvi]

[theglitchywriterboi]

I hope every writer who sees this writes LOADS the next few months. Like freetime opens up, no writers block, the ability to focus, etc etc you're able to write loads & make lots of progress <3

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[ashdragon22]

Some dude: long weekend coming! You excited to celebrate?

Me: ya, if celebrating means finally having dedicated time to write about my little disaster lesbians, then fuck yes

[syngularitysyn]

Still feeling fucking fantastic

[loveridden1999]

i am not going to lie i quite enjoy talking to myself out loud like a weirdo

[filthyprotozoan]

i say this truly so affectionately but straight men in my life are so funny to me bc what do you mean you were haunted by david bowie’s bulge when you watched labyrinth as a kid? multiple straight men have said this to me just in the past week and why is that the go-to reaction to that movie hm? that’s how you’re proving your sexuality, you’re gonna tell me you cannot stop thinking about the goblin king’s cock? it made a lasting impression on you huh?

[filthyprotozoan]

like and i say this with love bc these are people i care about and this is just gentle ribbing, but yknow the heterosexual male performance of being scared of other men’s cocks is really funny when you’re genderqueer and bisexual and you’re just standing there tilting your head and asking them innocently “well what else was he supposed to do with it?”

[ashdragon22]

It is indeed hilarious whenever people talk about this. I was obsessed with Labyrinth as a kid and watched it literally every day, and let me tell you I never once even noticed that about David Bowie, (of course, I was too preoccupied with the gorgeous Jennifer Connelly I’m sure). But it definitely surprised me as I got older and realized David Bowie’s tight pants was all anyone would ever talk about whenever the movie came up. Like, okay… and?

[ianthe-is-a-bitch-and-i-love-her]

Vi, immediately after meeting Caitlyn: I'm gonna do parkour. Keep up or die, rich kid. Here's some clothes that don't suck so fucking much. You insult my street food? You twat. You fucker. Pretend to be a prostitute. By the way do you like girls?

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

[khannoli]

vi in cait’s lap yesm 🙂‍↕️ 🙂‍↕️ 🙂‍↕️

[cowthropologist]

Do I actually want to write this fanfic or do I just want to wallow in the delicious daydream like a pig in the mud?

[thebitchywitchyone]

Unfortunately I wish for others to wallow in my magnificent mud pit

[yaketysmax]

thank you for the magnificent mud pits, fanfic writers

[ashdragon22]

10 First Lines

Game rules: List the first line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there's a pattern.

1. Business as Usual (Arcane: League of Legends - Caitlyn/Vi)

Rating: Explicit; 38,178 Words; 7/7 Chapters; Complete

the corporate office/business trip au

The myriad of sounds – wheels rolling harshly on tile floors, footsteps scuffing as people scrambled towards their gates, and the frantic beeps of handicap vehicles ushering bystanders to move out of the way – all culminated into a jumbled orchestra of anxiety, enhanced only by the omnipresent drone of people yapping and babies crying.

2. If the Heavens Ever Did Speak (Arcane: League of Legends - Caitlyn/Vi)

Rating: Explicit; 24,999 Words; 1/1 Chapters; Complete

Vi meets Caitlyn late one night at the cemetery she works at. What soon follows is a budding friendship over their shared love of dogs and familial grief. Perhaps they can show each other that there's more to life than guilt, that there's more to life if you go searching for it.

There was an eerie squeak of hinges as the office door closed behind Vi and she stepped out into the cold; the intrusion of rain evidently seeped in through the cracks of the aged wood and coated the rusty metal.

3. Field of Vision (Arcane: League of Legends - Caitlyn/Vi)

Rating: Explicit; 5,673 Words; 1/10 Chapters; In progress

The American Football AU

The evening was progressing like the sand of an hourglass, the passage of time dwindling down much like the sifting of fine white grains gliding down the silky surface of glass, each bit that added to the pile below feeling like a hefty weight in Vi’s gut.

4. A Lot to Unpack (Arcane: League of Legends - Caitlyn/Vi)

Rating: Explicit; 48,081 Words; 12/12 Chapters; Complete

Vi owns a professional moving company with her family, and their new client is Caitlyn, a motivated, up-and-coming architect who they're helping to move into a swanky new house. Vi and Caitlyn hit it off and... well... let's just say while the relationship starts off great and exciting, they have a few things to unpack.

“Sounds great."

5. 26th and Cherry (Arcane: League of Legends - Caitlyn/Vi)

Rating: Explicit; 15,963 Words; 1/1 Chapters; Complete

the duplex au

Vi didn’t have many possessions to her name, but the things she did own she tried to take excellent care of.

6. Bound by Blood (Arcane: League of Legends - Caitlyn/Vi)

Rating: Explicit; 84,558 Words; 16/16 Chapter; Complete

When Lady Caitlyn, a vampire and head of prominent house Kiramman, stumbles upon a wounded werewolf named Violet and takes her in to be healed, more information about a deadly operation and a common enemy come to light. New relationships are formed and family bonds are rekindled as mortal beasts and humans alike come together to put an end to this increasing violence.

Moonlight pierced the landscape, the bright, white, luminescence cascading down on the large, ominous oaks, light dancing through the leaves before falling on the forest floor.

7. i told you i'll be waiting (hiding from the rainfall) (Arcane: League of Legends - Caitlyn/Vi)

Rating: Explicit; 11,141 Words; 7/7 Chapters; Complete

A series of post-canon one-shots for Domestic CaitVi week.

Vi groaned softly as she stretched her sore arms above her head, eyelids flickering open as the cool, morning light filtered in through the sheer curtains.

8. Reading Between the Lines (Arcane: League of Legends - Caitlyn/Vi)

Rating: Explicit; 12,758 Words; 5/25 Chapters; In progress

Caitlyn and Vi are young undergrads that first meet each other at a bookstore. What soon follows is their inevitable friendship, personal revelations, and naturally, mutual pining. It may require a leap of faith, but the magic that awaits them is well worth it. It's simply a matter of taking that first jump.

Vi shook her head like a dog, rain droplets flinging off of her spiky strands of hair, splattering on the nearby wall as a small bell chimed upon the glass door opening, a quick gust of cool air brushing past her legs when it closed behind her.

9. well, I might be higher than god (Arcane: League of Legends - Caitlyn/Vi)

Rating: Explicit; 5,618 Words; 2/2 Chapters; Complete

Caitlyn and Vi's first time using the Hexstrap

Vi slumped into her armchair, relishing in the way her body sank into the cushy fabric, finally allowing her muscles to relax after the day she had.

10. Pink-Haired Grease Monkey) (Arcane: League of Legends - Caitlyn/Vi)

Rating: Explicit; 34,626 Words; 7/7 Chapters; Complete

Caitlyn's car breaks down on the way to Zaun for some lawyer meetings and it's taken to the nearest garage. The repairs are worse than she expects and she has to rely on the captivating, pink-haired mechanic while she's in town for the week. As always with these types of things, a situationship ensues.

This wasn’t happening.

Lol looks like I start mostly from Vi's pov and establishing the setting. Thinking I need to add a bit more variety...

Tagging @a-big-apple and @esotericarms

If you've already done this with your most recent 10, share from your OLDEST 10

[ashdragon22]

Hi, do you think you’ll make your way back to the football fic?

Yes! Have not given up on it. Just difficult to find the time and inspo to write certain things. And as a reminder I do not have an intended regular posting schedule for Field of Vision

[caitvibigbang]

The posting may be over, but the magic isn’t gone! Every fic and piece of fanart from this year’s Caitvi Big Bang is now collected in one place on AO3: caitvibigbang2026

That said, we want to take a moment and thank every writer, beta, and artist who participated in this fest. The past nine months have been challenging and arduous, but we did it together! You worked so hard and persevered and created something truly beautiful.

When the mods embarked on creating this fest, we weren't sure that many people were going to sign up, let alone stick with it as long as you all have. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride!

With love,

Celia & Shan <3

[areyoudoingthis]

babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world

[probuccalfat]

stoicism won’t save you. pick up a hobby where you make something with your hands

[kahelmaybe]

improper use of gauntlets now up on patreon 😇