shitblog

[punkitt-is-here]

the girls watch breaking bad

[punkitt-is-here]

twilight tries to rope in AJ

[punkitt-is-here]

mate i WISH i made later alligator that would fucking OWN if i was behind that

[pastacrylic]

applejack might not be exactly in touch with the current generation

[astraldemise]

girl i know i love old boats and they got into accidents all the time and i wouldnt exactly regard an ocean liner as a not horrifying mode of transport but i just remembered we used to have those fucking balloon airships. i dont like planes myself but thank god we started making air transport out of shit that wasnt 100% flammable

[astraldemise]

domt like that

[astraldemise]

girl they used to catch fire for no reason and kill everyone

[thebooknotthemovie]

THAT WAS ONE TIME

[astraldemise]

it happened a few times

[catgirlthighhighs]

what the fuck happened on Jan 5, 1918

[somecutething]

Dolphins doing cartwheels with an aquarium guest.

(via Ant.Giovanni)

[luidilovins]

I'm loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It's interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone's gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Human: play?

Aquatic creature from an entirely different branch of the animal tree: play!

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

[toastoat]

sometimes i wish i had facial hair

like sexy stubble or something that would be so cool

[toastoat]

perfect

[toastoat]

im not coming back to tumblr i just needed to find this post in order to dunk on my younger self. you absolute baby buffoon. you dumbass

[theyouth--waste-it]

[localrobosexual]

literally fuck companies that don't want their employees to act "unprofessional" in front of customers. I'm at a five guys rn and the employees here are joking around calling orders back and forth to each other and saying things in weird voices and laughing with each other while they work. Someone just came in for their shift while I was waiting for my food and was greeted by the whole kitchen with a secret handshake lookin thing. It was so silly and cute I love seeing ppl have fun at work and I know my food's gonna be bomb bc the ppl there are having fun with each other. Let employees be people and friends and have fun what is the issue!!!!

[thewarmvoid]

Hate to be the guy who takes this post very seriously but the reason bosses don’t like this and don’t encourage it is because what follows is talking about wages and treatment at work and then unionizing lol

[dogplanet]

a company's worst nightmare is when you are friends with your coworkers

[slaygentford]

I just know that when Romeo and Juliet premiered two ye olde girlies in the pit at intermission were like didst thou see the sparks betwixt Tybalt and mercutio… aye and not from their swords alone!

[ruinedchildhood]

[theblackparadeisdead]

I can never reblog that one post that's like "what fictional food did you desperately want to eat as a child " bc I had this dinosaur book as a kid and in the book there was this illustration of a T. Rex eviscerating a Triceratops and feasting on its remains and it looked like it was having such a good time with the triceratops carcass that I would have traded anything to be that T. Rex. And I can't just add that to a random stranger's post

[theblackparadeisdead]

I see how it is you can all post about cannibalism and blood drinking and it's cool it's normal it's ENCOURAGED even but I say I wanted to indulge in the absolute carnage of felling a 26,000 lb horned beast with my hands and then feasting upon the spoils of my victory as a child and suddenly IM the weird one

[theblackparadeisdead]

Everyone says they want a weirdgirl who is hot and strange and off-putting and then she says she's harboring a secret desire to be a Mesozoic superpredator from the late cretaceous and you all switch up REALLL fast

[jewqueer]

[fishandshesmygills]

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

[fishandshesmygills]

brother dubious

[pancakeke]

only $1400 to scare the shit out of yourself every single night of your life

[cubesandstuff]

Me, in the summer heat, taking 2 points of fire damage every second: aeugh aeugh aeugh ough eough ough eaugh

[saywhat-politics]

Nebraska teen who took abortion pills at 23 weeks pregnant sentenced to jail

Celeste Burgess, 19, pled guilty to "concealing or abandoning a dead body."

[wordhord]

The people who wrote this law should be in jail. The people at Facebook who shared private information should be in jail (and yeah, they should have known Facebook isn’t private, but that’s beside the point). A 19 year old who made a choice about her own body doesn’t belong in jail.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

Fuck

[leebrontide]

When I say Meta (Threads, FB, Insta) is not your friend I Fucking Mean It.

[bota--bonk]

Wizard on vacation

Wizard with a presence,

The wizard is an animal. The Council stands before you.

[lyridmeteorshower]

GLaDOS is NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A BIG TITTY MILF!!! STOP DRAWING HER AS A HOT HUMAN LADY YOU COWARDS

she is meant to be a

FUCKED

UP

ROBOT MILF

not a regular ass human milf!! you are doing her dirty!!

[chaser]

[bitternest]

Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards

Alternatively -  come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.

[bitternest]

cowards

[northwest-cryptid]

Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.

[tyrantisterror]