Innuendos and Ridiculous Jokes

[word-stuck]

kintsukuroi 金繕い or kintsugi 金継ぎ

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

500,000 notes and i’ll get this tattooed on my ass 

[berniesanderssaggyleftnut-deact]

please fucking reblog this

[omoshiro-i]

ive been asked a few times how i draw back-views, especially for character sheets so i wanted to share a little trick I learned a while back that’s really really helpful especially if you’re used to drawing things from the front and need help getting the proportions right from the back view.

You don’t ALWAYS have to do this the way that I do; The only reason I put effort into the front view is because this is going to be a character sheet and I need the front view to be fleshed out.

But alternatively; Just sketch out a sillhouette, then fill it in on a higher layer. 

Sorry if someones already done this before im just answering a frequently asked question ;w;

[tmirai]

Oh hey this is really helpful thanks! :D

[samuraioctopus]

THANK U WHINECRAFT

[vannyxan]

YOOOOOOOOO. THAT’S MEGA FUCKIN’ BOSS HELPFUL.

[lucalamante]

THIS IS SO FUCKING SIMPLE I CANNOT BELIEVE I DIDN’T THINK OF THIS SOONER

[toastoat]

ill draw girls with eyebrows so strong they could kill 10 men

[vnooki-blog]

[princeowl-deactivated20150410]

psa i call everyone ‘man’ ‘bro’ ‘bruh’ and stuff like that because im an 80s surfer dude from california at heart 

BUT if you’d rather me not call you those things OR if i call you those things and you’re uncomfortable with it please tell me and i promise i won’t call you that and i’ll apologize if i’ve already called you it 

80s surfer dude lingo is rad but not when it hurts other people 

[thats-slightly-raven]

I underreact in serious situations and then overreact in really simple circumstances like once I set my eyebrow on fire and I was just like ‘oh dear’ and then the other day I couldn’t open a can of coke and I screamed ‘I’m dying’, I just really don’t know.

[geneworm]

how do you set your eyebrow on fire

[thats-slightly-raven]

I was sniffing a candle and it all went a bit tits up idk man it just happens sometimes

[40206713794]

homestuck x animal crossing

[ambrister-deactivated20140817]

eRIDaN

[yuzuki3-deactivated20141205]

everyone dies

[bewvitched]

I’ve never even played Animal Crossing, but ERIDAN.

[chuckletons]

this is p cute and funny at the same time fuck

[godvegeta]

please play this game you can create your own pokemon trainer !!

[oshawott]

my main pokemon would be an eevee nvn

[nishikinohs]

[oshawott]

oh my god i was so bored that i ended up making gijinkas of a few eeveelutions *~*

somebody take this game away from me

[pokemon-personalities]

ohh this is so fun, i made some too!! uvu

wtf i just noticed that i gave them the same coat thingy oops…

[xfil-deactivated20150811]

heres an idea: instead of trying to “fix” autism try to fix the way allistic people react to austic people because saying you want to cure autism and trying to find a way to make sure autistic children arent born is just like saying that you want to cure gay people...

[ashensprites]

Ubisoft: Women are too hard to animate.

Michelangelo: Shit, son, the women I drew and sculpted looked like men with oranges glued to their chests, but at least I fucking *tried*.

[billions-of-stars]

[candlejack]

WHAT IS THIS

WHAT IS THIS

WHAT

IS THIS A LIBRARY IN A THEATRE

ALL OF MY DREAMS HAVE JUST COME TRUE

oh. oh my god.

[dungaree-deactivated20161204]

this is genuinely the most beautiful thing i have ever seen

[encontrate]

This is a book store called El Ateneo in Buenos Aires, Argentina! You can have coffee while sitting on the stage. One of my favorite places in my city.

[obstreperoushoney]

It’s a BOOKSTORE?!

[pau-ii]

there are balconies where you can sit to read too 

and that’s the stage where you can have a coffee :)

[spectaculacular-sammy]

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.

[jedavu]

THE DARK SIDE OF DREAMS 

In the late 1960’s, photographer Arthur Tress began a series of photographs that were inspired by the dreams of children. Tress had each child he approached tell him about a prominent dream of theirs which Tress would then artistically re-create and photograph with the child as the main subject. 

[neil-gaiman]

Haunting…

[antiteen]

The teacher said ‘hit the lights’ and this kid punched the light switch and broke it

[yeah-yougotme]

[redkun]

That episode where you find out that a member of the zany villain squad actually has a heartbreaking past, which includes a bit where he pushes himself to perform a feat that has never been done before and has never been done since, all for the sake of love, only to be rejected as a freak.

[sage-nebula]

All three of them have heartbreaking pasts.

Meowth’s was listed above.

James had abusive (at the very least neglectful, but they didn’t care how he was treated so long as he awarded them prestige) parents who had engaged him to a sociopath, who wanted to whip him and change everything about him to be more “presentable.” He ran away and was on the streets for a long time before he finally joined a crime ring. 

Jesse was raised by a single mother, and the two of them were so poor that they rarely had actual food; her mother would make her a “feast” out of snow in the winter that Jesse considered to be a treat because that’s how badly they were starving. If the audio dramas are to be believed, Jesse’s mother was also a member of Team Rocket, who disappeared (read: died) on an expedition searching for Mew, leaving Jesse alone. And then Jesse, like James (and Meowth) was so desperate for a means to survive that she (inadvertently?) followed in her mother’s footsteps and joined Team Rocket/a life of crime just to get by.

“Zany villains” they may be, but Jesse, James, and Meowth are the three deepest characters on the show. I love them.

[shewillfeatdrake]

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

[outofcontextdanganronpa]

Everyone is ripped but you Naegi