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zeta/26 ig: mirzetti

[kaijuno]

Watched a kid in line ahead of me at the store get rung up and the cashier said “your total is 18.41” and without missing a beat the kid said “ah, the year I was born” and the cashier stopped and was like “I’m... sorry???”

[unfortunately-awake]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Clap of the Titans.

[foxboros]

[officialunitedstates]

[DJing party for the first time]  sorry guys ignore this spotify ad the music should be back soon

[exhaustedcryptid]

due to personal reasons i will be

[exhaustedcryptid]

[hornyish]

GOD I WISH I COULD MATCH GOUDA’S ENERGY

[kedamonokult-deactivated2023030]

Hi…he’s chirping.

[slushyseals]

Wonderful!

[tulparightsactivist]

soundwaves that cure pain and disease

[kakashibestie]

[horriblewarlock]

[lacefuneral]

GET AWAY

[somecutething]

[tinypixiie]

may i interest you in

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

Me after a long day of being a stupid bitch

[gaycism]

[violetnpurple]

THE PICKLE🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️

[catchymemes]

[shoolis]

I’m the guy in the silver car in the background who’s late for work because this goddamn chicken is fighting a chandelier

[okiedoketm]

Their love was forbidden, but it was meant to be.

[megaceros]

[thegreenpea]

Sequel to this