nobody can match my freak

holy fucking women.......

[ashfvckstoons]

telling someone theyd make a good paw toy and they get a boner so fast they pass out

[nasty-osc-confessions]

sticker (high out of their mind themself) getting the bright idea to replace beach balls air with weed smoke ... and with weed having some aphrodisiac properties they fuck rly hard and rly good

We laced yo shit Beach Ball

[nasty-osc-confessions]

I love when people draw airy humanized with a massive ass

It peak character design. Just look at how hes shaped he was made to have a big ass

Just keeping up with canon

[nasty-osc-confessions]

people call the "mephone gets fucked by charger" trope lame but I DO NOT CARE!!! I WILL GOON TO IT ANYWAY

Sometimes tropes are tropes because they are good

[nasty-osc-confessions]

Needle wearing pants that sit really low on her hips,,,, guh...im being normaldw

🪞🌸 ,

Top tier design choice

[nasty-osc-confessions]

Coinleaf anon here

Leafy peeing on coiny. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk

He would make a good toilet

[eroticcannibal]

"Anything is fine as long as it's legal" is not the sex positive position you think it is. Anything can be criminalised. Anything can be decriminalised.

[eroticcannibal]

In some places it's illegal to consensually choke your boyfriend. In other places marital rape is not a crime. Develop a moral compass instead of expecting your government to tell you what is right and wrong.

[nasty-osc-confessions]

Suitcase and Balloon would be lovey dovey in public but get FREAKY in private

Got to keep up appearances in the streets.

[nasty-osc-confessions]

Your fics are lovely as always, 🌟❄️! The way you write Trophy is perfect!

Ah something dirty so it counts, I’ll keep it on theme I suppose: Knife is forced to wait in a really long line for the restroom. Suitcase offers him company while he waits, but upon seeing him hop back and forth between his feet in desperation Suitcase learns something new about herself.

-🎾🎀

Some say ritual dances (the pee-pee dance) can summon new, strange demons (piss fetish).

[nasty-osc-confessions]

imagine liam pissing himself but because hes made of fabric he gets a really obvious wet patch... feeling it soak into him... maybe hes in a situation where he cant clean it up easily... oh yeah

-🌟❄️

Poor fella might need someone to help him with that

[nasty-osc-confessions]

i find it really funny how in most ii nsfw fics they gotta stay quiet cus theyre in the hotel and they dont want others to hear them. as if oj wouldnt soundproof the walls so that way he and paper can have all the crazy gay sex they want

Only his walls get soundproofed. Everyone else has to deal.

[nasty-osc-confessions]

What position do you think test tube and fan do it in

Whichever ones involve at least three tons of heavy machinery.

[discountlittlebro]

Force masc oral edition???

Being dragged out to a rowdy concert at some underground bar, everyone’s drinking and shoving each other and there’s so many flashing lights. It’s actually kind of hard to think, the music is so loud. But his hand never leaving yours, dragging you through the crowd, dancing with you, screaming at the top of your lungs to a song you know don’t even know the lyrics too.

And then making out in the bathroom. Graffiti walls and dull lighting, the music a soft thud outside the door now and being hoisted up on the sink.

“What are you doing?”

“I’m gonna suck your dick, dude. Don’t worry I’m good at this.”

“Oh uh…I actually have a lot of dysphoria about my cunt and being eaten out-“

“What’d you just call it? I know you weren’t referring to your cock as a cunt.”

Pants already around your ankles and he’s spanking the spot between your legs.

“What is this?”

“Dude come on, you know it’s a pus-fuck! Stop hitting that!”

“No. What the fuck is between your legs?” Hand already raised to swat down again.

“I..it’s my cock.”

“Good boy. Now I’m gonna suck your cock, okay? Can you ask me to suck you off?”

“Would…would you suck my cock? Please?”

“Good fucking boy.”

[footlongdingledong]

their polyamorous swag

[cant-think-of-a-good-one]

ah fuck im imagining it

[cant-think-of-a-good-one]

sorry

[vodam46]

why are the windows 7 minimise maximise and close buttons fucking on my dash

[charbottan]

shoutout to all the sex-deprived sex perverts out there

[two-birds-and-a-bush]

puppy who can't tell the difference between being horny and needing to piddle. it's just a dumb puppy, how is it supposed to tell the difference between sensations in its puppy parts! especially when both of the feelings make it want to hump something. so whenever it feels that tingling down there, it finds something to rub its needy puppy parts against, whether that's a pillow, the arm of the couch, or its owner's leg. if it's lucky its owner will be able to figure out when it needs to piddle and take it outside in time, but sometimes the owner's not around or thinks puppy is just horny. and so puppy just keeps humping and humping as the tingling feelings get stronger and stronger and finally they peak and, oh no, puppy needed to piddle after all, and now it just made a mess all over the couch or its owner! hopefully next time the owner can figure it out in time, because puppy certainly can't...

[just-french-me-up]

"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"

no. i don't.

i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view

just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

apologies for my delay, i have heard you all, i currently still have strep throat

[deyisacherry]

GET OOOOUT I AM AN ADULT AND SO ARE THEY LET ME ENJOY MY NSFW