I usually solve problems by letting them devour me

[bambieheart444]

[atsecretgardensinmymind]

i yearn for peter pettigrew to teach me how to cook while we bitch about people that sounds so fun

[ashiesposts]

It is always vexing to be surrounded by flies like do I stink or what?

[ashiesposts]

La bush baby, la bush.

[ashiesposts]

@vulcajes core

[vulcajes]

Trying to get two of my friends together rn this is how Mary feels playing matchmaker for the entirety of Hogwarts

[deerly-departed]

Matchday

[albi-bumblebee]

If two fictional male best friends are described as being “like brothers” that means they fucked. Btw

[haveihitanerve]

Bruce Wayne is not selfish

[stephexmachina]

no such thing as a dick grayson endgame ship he was born to be somebody's ex.

[unmovedstill]

Peter!!

[ashiesposts]

“Teen petunia was evil 🥺”

Babe you can just directly tell us you never experienced sisterhood💔

[ashiesposts]

The feral need to draw parallels between the pure blooded families and half blood characters desperately trying to fit in fashion and the capitol is strong💔

[cryingoverdeadgaywizzards]

Bring back the pathetic regulus black agenda that man is a LOSER and he is DESPERATE

[ashiesposts]

Go to pinterest, search one of your favorite character's aesthetic and choose the first 6 pictures you like the most (this one is for @vulcajes my queen)🍒

I thought of going with Peter Pettigrew but I wanted red text and the one and only Mary McDonald is my lawfully wedded wife.

[sspadfoot]

Sirius’ waist fits exactly in Remus’ two hands.

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

im cryinggg wolfstar shippers' size kinks always feel vaguely pedophilic 😭😭

[sspadfoot]

STOP NO I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE RHAT 😭😭😭

I’m just saying Remus has HUGE hands and Sirius has a small waist and it works out

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

no but HOW huge and HOW small. my hands dont fit around a literal BABY idk how remus' hands are fitting around sirius unless sirius is ?? ten ?? or remus is part hagrid ??

[justaboymadeofhoneyandglass]

I think they probably meant along one side, like the span of both his hands spans the front side of his waist?

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

i guess but that would be a weird way to phrase it? big size gaps are just 😬 in 99% of cases for me i don't trust the public w them lolol

[justaboymadeofhoneyandglass]

lmao yeah no i get that

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

& justifying it by saying it's purity culture 💔

[ashiesposts]