Socratitties

i love my dead gay sons she/her

[mydearestmoonyy]

james and sirius are disgustingly comfortable with sharing stuff, like genuinely no concept of germs between them

[cryingoverdeadgaywizzards]

they share a boyfriend

[uh-oh-no]

Everyone thinks Remus is a really good judge of character because he always suspected Sirius' horrible ex boyfriends of being horrible before anyone else did but in reality he was just mega jealous.

[real-language-facts]

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[kjndnxss]

one night, before sirius and remus actually got together, they ended up sleeping in the same bed while on vacation with james and peter.

as always, remus was very hot, and sirius was cold.

in the middle of the night, remus wakes up and sees sirius, turned the other way, shivering.

so he really doesn’t think about it and hugs him from behind.

sirius immediately freezes at the contact but remus doesn’t let him go.

and then suddenly sirius turns around, facing remus, and puts his head on remus’ bare chest, hiding his face in the space between his shoulder and neck.

they hug each other so tight all night, not saying a word. and sirius doesn’t shiver anymore.

[lowkregulusblack]

Lily would love plants but I don't think she would be able to keep them alive

Pandora is great with plants though!

They kiss

[the-star-addict]

Regulus is left handed and James constantly makes fun of him for it

Except James is literally ambidextrous but doesn’t know it cuz he never notices when he switches hands

Regulus loses his shit every single time

[alwaystightrope]

😛😛

[loonylara]

sirius: how dare you, james? date my brother!? james: but remus dates a black brother too! sirius: oh, and what if moony jumped off a cliff? would you jump too? james: if moony jumped off a cliff it would be a smart and calculated decision, so yes! remus: if i jumped, it would be for suicide purposes james: sirius: peter: sirius: baby we talked about this

[twixxystixx]

Marauders interactions as stupid shit me and my friends have said (pt. 31):

James: You never respond to letters.

Remus: Yeah, sorry, I have writer's block.

James: Huh??

[starcroww]

Mary Mcdonald.

[genericarchiver]

Remus listens to Sirius’s bitching with the most pleasant smile on his face

[alwaystightrope]

tw - tinyyy walburga's A+ parenting

[moonandstarshangoutinbars]

when he's high, the only place remus wants to be is under sirius' shirt with his face shoved into his stomach. it does not matter where they are or who they are with when they're getting high. remus is getting in there like he's a man on a mission.

[kn1feprty-y]

james was a “do you have games on your phone?” kid

[emberemberhearts]

peter says “what?” even though he heard james loud and clear, he just likes ragebaiting him

[leapfromthegallows]

“what?” “i sa-“ “ever.”

[hkxox]

actually, remus is the one who comes out of his room like a curious little meerkat whenever sirius comes home with groceries because he knows sirius always brings back all his favourite things, the best chocolates, and maybe even some new flavour of tea he found at the store because he thought that remus would like it