every nightmare is a caged bird...

avacyn - 33 - they/them - white

[guelwaar]

doctors are like well i couldnt possibly be expected to help a patient who has diagnoses...... thats complex

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[jessaerys]

they don't warn you how much you're going to love rock lee. no one tells you

[the-littlest-laney]

i’ve read 6 books in 5 days someone stop me pls

[persbadart]

my partner and i are reading the dungeon crawler carl series together and im really enjoying it

[himbotheninth]

love telling people abt my favorite characters in dcc bc you've got (in no particular order)

talking princess cat who kills with lasers from her eyes (deeply traumatized)

mr everyday man who is the embodiment of "the human spirit vs the cruel indifference of the universe" and commits act of alien terrorism (has matching nipple rings with his cat) (deeply traumatized)

superpowered horny ai (toxic yaoi edition)

fish with a job (hi, zev!)

decapitated sex doll head (her nussy is acid)

[newvegascowboy]

carl and donut you will always be famous to me

(matching nipple rings not pictured)

[c-dragon-art]

Yapper and listener duo

[phantomfirefly]

I’ve gotten hooked on Dungeon Crawler Carl

[klamv-art]

Carl and Donut sleeping on the couch ✨

I love this books so much, I can't believe this is the first time I'm drawing something about them, should have done it sooner

[wanologic]

New Sticker Sheet: Unlocked

[cuppydogshane]

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

[chicken-delight]

i have tested positive for tzatziki

[sreegs]

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

[sreegs]

"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"

❌ False

The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.

[sreegs]

"those are his hooves, bitch."

✅ True

Those are his hooves, bitch.

[redarmyscreaming]

Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

[carygrantsbeard]

HELPPPPPPPPPP

[aphrostiel]

the one with the whales

the way the voyage home has changed my life, not a day goes by that i don't think about it