every nightmare is a caged bird...

avacyn - 33 - they/them - white

[dragongirlbunny]

According to the pokedex, Clodsire's height is 5'11". This is, presumably, his length, like so:

I would, however, like to submit for your consideration:

[kakyoins-roblox-gf]

Do u think after the dungeon Carl has the same problem as Tony Hawk where nobody recognizes him unless he's got his equivalent of a skateboard?

[thatonechucklefuckwiththeboots]

Why you should read dungeon crawler Carl

Have you ever wanted to read a book that asks the question “What if an emotionally constipated ex military man became a reluctant cat dad to his now ex girlfriend’s prize winning Persian show cat. And what if those two were outside right as the earth got hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy’d, only to be told that if an earthling won murder death game show, DnD edition, they would get the mineral rights to their planet back. The cat then gets the ability to talk. She is very much still a cat”

Out of context spoilers to convince you

The cat starts a meth war between a tribe of goblins and their lama drug dealers, all in the service of committing her first (of many) war crimes.

The alcoholic mentor is a bird but is also a rat man and toad and hot motherfucker and the ugliest motherfucker you’ve ever seen

Said alcoholic mentor has beef with big tiddy crab Oprah. Big tiddy crab Oprah knows about this beef, and feels guilty for it

The dungeon itself has a very obvious thing for the gruff dad, and keeps him barefoot and in toe rings for murderation and smooshing purposes

The cat has a signature cocktail she drinks while dancing at the penis parade, a male strip club

The cat commits a war crime of such incredible magnitude she can no longer make biscuits without wearing protection

The cat gets a god’s attention by shouting “HEY! DICKLESS!” In the strongest autotune you’ve ever heard

You will cry. Full stop.

Tony the Tiger has a beanie baby collection, this makes him threatening

Carl vomits worms because he thought the main character of a telenovella was too hot

Explosions

The indomitable human spirit

There is a goat boy, he is both very proper and absolutely willing to kill you.

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[drhorsekiller]

[sacred-portal]

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[marcusbrutus]

the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.

[raptorific]

[chirp-featherfowl]

if infinite monkeys on typewriters will eventually write shakespeare then surely 100 million americans with pistols will eventually successfully assassinate the us president

[aurizzism]

Have we tried giving guns to the monkeys?

[ashiok]

🫠

[997]

[swiminjello]

ooo…. lady gagita

[evelynhawth]

*When Katia first joined the royal court*

Katia: Why does the Ai call you baby girl?

Carl: Katia, do me a favor. Why don't we stop talking for a little while?

[maladomani]

I said it before and I’ll say it again, poor Growler Gary. Art by Danielle Sylvan.

[beelijah]

dcc fans are doing the thing where they misinterpret a character to make them more visually appealing but instead of making some bland boy pretty theyre all collectively ignoring how fucked up purebred persian cats look

[ginnie-darling]

Carl, lightly touching Donut with the side of his foot: Donut move out of the way please so I don’t trip on you

Donut, her eyes enormous: you KICK Donut? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for Carl! jail for Carl for One Thousand Years!!!!

[driver-kid]

Day 17 - Curse you System AI!

I’d say run Carl but uh, chief idk where you can hide bud.

@crawlertober

Original meme under the cut!