not as dumb as i want to be.

[jaykatt]

big fan of her

[onlytiktoks]

[kienava]

[ot3]

heartbreaking and all too common experience: clicking on the op of a nice piece of art to check out their stuff and finding out that their primary creative outlet is minecraft youtuber fanart

[ot3]

buddy you can not be saying this with the trans pride peter griffin icon. stone in glass house.

[1964worldfair]

ITS IRONIC !!!!!!!!!

[ot3]

the rest of us have no way of knowing that on sight so you're the trans pride peter griffin icon guy now unfortunately. sorry.

[rexuality]

i have a story for you, tumblr. last year my coworkers and I were riding in a golf cart at a music festival passing out drinks to people, because the festival had been cancelled that day and everyone was trying to make the best of a bad situation. after some time we spot a guy on the other side of the road dressed as lord farquaad, walking alone. we yell, “LORD FARQUAAD! DO YOU WANT A DRINK??” dude yells an affirmative, walks into the road without looking, gets hit by a fucking car, and goes flying.

I really need you to picture a lord farquaad being dummy yeeted into the air by an incoming vehicle while a golf cart of inebriated, glitter and mud plastered coworkers are full-on horror movie screaming together. before we can even process this, lord farquaad gets up like 🤪 how bout that drink?? completely okay, utterly unphased, red hat and bob wig still locked the fuck in. we check on him several times, all talking over each other, and while he’s calmly and pleasantly assuring us he’s fine, he passes each one of us a tiny jesus figurine. he bestows a “god bless you all” and then resumes his jaunt, drink in hand.

after that we drove in total relieved hysterics, the kinda laughter that only happens when you narrowly avoided catastrophe. and i have NO idea if the driver that hit him even said a word because my entire consciousness in that moment was farquaad, there was only farquaad. I hope that he reads this one day and knows that he is STILL talked about and regarded as some sort of festival cryptid. we are blessed indeed

[mothcrumbs]

i cant stop saying "grisp it"

[mothcrumbs]

[univsey]

[disorientation]

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

[juney-blues]

space is an inherently transfeminine aspect. i think its track record speaks for itself

[marulki]

[humanityscompaniondaily]

day 681: ohya

[nyxwoven]

i love drag

[walkingeverywhere]

Generally I think straight men should not say faggot but this trea turner (baseball player) tweet is so fucking funny that it’s allowed I think

[xmemorized]

June.

@color-palettes monthly challenge

Floof! I looove this palette so it HAD to be Haru! <3

[sailatina3]

To a certain extent I get that sexual orientation is socially constructed but I need you all to understand that lesbians still exist and no we will not fuck men or be attracted to men. Im sorry but its the exact same shit as "well gender isnt real so trans people are actually regressive"

And I do notice how this line of logic is used to devalue the existence of lesbians and not nearly as much for other sexualities.

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[diabolicalevil]

[jazz-kitty]

Hello Jazz, I come to you, hat in hand, asking for one singular melly.

yeah sure