[honeybooboothefool]

[herbgerblin]

I’ve decided to be sexier in 2020. There will be with no actual effort on my part, l just intend to be perceived as such

[diedhigh]

[memescomedy]

[yungflowergirl]

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

this a lie

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

im literally dating this girl this a lie

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

[clapricorn]

I’M SCREAMING

[deanky]

Have to admit I go to Hot Topic so I can say this, does anyone know what’s up with that shirt of anime Spongebob transforming into a muscular version of himself behind broken glass?

[deanky]

You see

[deanky]

[skyroller]

holy FUCK i need this

[psolarxidas]

HOLY shit-

[seraphicdarliing]

[tohkyo]

cr: makeupmouse

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

Daleks: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

Tenth Doctor: Stop! If I push this button all the Daleks will be destroyed.

Daleks: DO IT, DOCTOR! THEN YOU WILL BE JUST LIKE US!

Tenth Doctor: My god, they’re right. If I destroy the Daleks then I am no better than them.

Martha: Doctor, I’m pretty sure killing fascists in self-defence doesn’t make you a fascist.

Tenth Doctor: I need to stand here and brood for a bit.

Martha: But, Doctor, the Daleks…

Tenth Doctor: I said I need to brood, Martha!

[pissvortex]

Avengers Infinity War 2: Thanos Uploads an Apology Video To Youtube

“I’m really sorry that you interpreted what I did as wrong.”

[nerdgasrnz]

“It was a social experiment”

[lubricates]

lmaoo

[teenscoolest]

[one-and-only-beauty]

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

as an eldest daughter, i sometimes commit the grave sin of having emotions

[angel-of-smol-death-deactivated]

All your random posts are almost uncomfortably relatable

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

“conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know” had nothing to do with Elsa’s powers. it’s just the mantra of eldest daughters

[cursedcatpictures]

[drivememadd]

local bitch decides to daydream instead of getting a degree

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

watching all of us poor and broke tumblr people get geek’d about the met gala and sit in judgement of the rich fucks that refuse to do anything fun with their look reminds me how back in the day the poor would sit in the balcony at the opera and throw rotten fruit if the performance sucked next year I’m starting a gofundme to throw hands with everyone in a plain black tuxedo or a david’s bridal bridesmaid dress

[hotboyproblems]

good song: plays

me: wait

me: im not enjoying it hard enough

me: *skips back to beginning to enjoy it harder*

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I’m running for president under the slogan “fuck around and find out”

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

No vice president just me and this baseball bat

[elucubrare]

Teddy Roosevelt