♕ ▌ ԋιʂ ɠҽɳҽɾαʅ

♕ ▌ ԋιʂ ɠҽɳҽɾαʅ { My name is Tory and I'm absolute fandom trash. }

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this meme will never die

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All the

Small things

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when you’re making a mii and your roomate psy hears the music and starts singing in the next room over

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And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe

I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus

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You would not believe your flies if ten million fire eyes lit up the world as I feel asleels.

Cuz they’d fill they fill the open eyes and leave sockhops everywhere you’d think me rude but I would just stand and

dance.

I’d like to make myself a fly. Planet eeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarth Sloooooooooowlyyyylle.

It’s hard to say that I’d rather Seal the deal when I’m a 𝕤𝕟𝕒𝕚𝕝. Cuz everything is never as it meeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmees.

Cuz I get a thousand bugs from ten thousand lightning hugs as they try to teach me how to fuck.

a fox trot above my hugs a sockhop beneath my 𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖘 the disco bug is just hanging by a thread

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[snailienz]

I wasn’t gonna reblog this until i got that they album art is a visual pun and now im just dead.

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(via lowghen)

[owny-chan]

M A K E    H I M    R E G R E T    B E I N G    B O R N

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@spicyrab

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

what’s new pussycat just started playing in this restaurant and every millenial in the room shared a knowing, fearful look

[polishhammer83]

It’s fucking Tom Jones? Millennials are you too stupid to realize that Tom Jones is the reason some of you exist? (Think about it for a second, you’ll get it)

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

hhhhhh oh my god ohhh my god oh my fucking god

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They don’t know. They don’t know about the salt and pepper diner.

[iamnotlanuk]

Also is he implying that people fuck to “It’s not unusual” and “What’s New Pussycat”?

[a-cumberbatch-of-cookies]

Either that or Tom Jones fathered millions of children.

[ashiya--shiro]

Part 2/??? for my OC Sprites!!

[ashiya--shiro]

DR Sprites for my OC from a Dangan Ronpa OC Killing Game!!

[haunt-me-x3]

Me: reaches out to someone for help Me, beating myself with a pole: 🔪THIS🔪 IS 🔪NOT 🔪THEIR 🔪PROBLEM 🔪LEAVE 🔪THEM 🔪ALONE🔪 STOP 🔪DRAGGING 🔪OTHER 🔪PEOPLE 🔪DOWN 🔪WITH 🔪YOU🔪

[misa-nthropy]

Me to my friends despite doing the same thing: COME 💕 TO 💕 ME 💕 WITH 💕 YOUR 💕 PROBLEMS 💕 YOU 💕 ARE 💕 NOT 💕 A 💕 BURDEN 💕 I 💕 LOVE 💕 YOU💕

[checkurselfb4umachuwreckurself]

what’s the relationship between Eliphas and Don Thousand anyways?

Brothers?

Friends?

Literal split halves (like Astral and Mist)?

Boyfriends?

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[oharah]

・ﾟ nico and yohane Ψ → requested by anon ♪

[olivinearc-deactivated20251106]

herald in nico week

[bitchycode]

[little-vvitch]

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

[stephenraygarza]

not risking it.

[autumntipsy]

Not even scrolling past it