My life in the real world

I'm Ashlee. 23. Aussie. Photographer. Adventurer :)

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[archatlas]

Nikolai Tolstyh

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[lizclimo]

Thanks, Tastefully Offensive! Have a safe and happy Halloween everyone!! 

[lizclimo]

IT’S OCTOBER!!! 

[mrbingsthirdnipple]

@thingsinthemselves These are adorable.

[montypythonandtheholyblog]

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

❤

[dunhamsanddreamscapes]

[sadxfuzz-deactivated20141025]

today on satan makes a blog post

[mytinygayitalianson-deactivated]

Life tip: if someone slashes 3 of your tires, slash the 4th one yourself and blame it on the person who slashed the first 3. Now, your insurance will pay for it.

[clockworkjerk]

Life tip: If you slash 3 of their tires, hide out nearby until they discover their slashed tires. Take pictures of them slashing their fourth tire. Show police when they arrive on scene. Convicted of insurance fraud and still have to pay for tires.

[swolizard]

@ GOD WHY

[trapcard]

I want to die

[emmyc]

Some Disney comics I made for a mini zine years back but didn’t post all of them online anywheres! Here you go.

[pluviieux-deactivated20160808]

can’t wait to meet my future dog

[movie]

Badass vintage and modern female movie characters

[brokebackboys]

[mzcain27]

“You fight like a girl.”

I’m sorry

I didn’t

realise

that 

was 

a

bad

thing

[wallflowersperk]

Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more.

[gayharoldfinch]

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

yeah

so sorry

i can’t hear you

over the sound

of me crushing my enemies

[bonequeer]

This list

was looking

a little

white

so here you go

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

[believeitornah]

watch tha

bodies hit

tha floor

[valhkyrie-archive-blog]

this is the best post on tumblr, hands down

[sometimesifangirltoohard]

seriously

though

there

are

so

freaking

many

bad

ass

mother

fucking

females

that

now

it

isn’t

even

an

insult

and

it

will

never

be

one

again

[sixpenceee]

Reddit user gizzoojr posted this panorama with 2 right angles to produce this super cool effect. 

[agirlnamedboy]

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY PHENOMENAL

[dirtbaghayes]

I don’t want sex, I want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath, feeling each other. Oh my. Then sex.

Unknown (via thelittleyellowdiary)

[kikuai]

Riceball somehow managed to sneak in and take a nap.

[ibgarry]

a dog named Riceball is probably the best dog

[frankbainimarama]

HOW IS AMERICA SO FAR BEHIND??!!??!!?!!!!

[ryuko-archive]

constantly mistaken for the wrong age squad

[irishbanter-blog]

Ireland text posts

[pleaseshoutsoftly]

I never see posts about Ireland on my dash

[tastefullyoffensive]

by It’s the Tie