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Welcome to my blog! All you need to know about me is my name is Chloe, I'm a 21 year old from Australia. "Being a hero doesn't mean that you're invincible. It just means that you're brave enough to stand up and do what's needed." - Artemis, Greek Goddess of the Hunt (Percy Jackson and the Olympians Series)

[filmgifs]

Life is short. The world is wide. I wanna make some memories. Lily James as young Donna Sheridan in Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018)

[deejay]

Relog if you need this energy

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[theryanproject]

[slimdaddymbaku]

Just one of these checks could change my life ,

[amanitacaplan]

Jodie Whittaker, Mandip Gill and Tosin Cole photographed by Andrew H. Walker for Variety

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

NOTHING is funnier to me than the fact that Dumbledore literally designed the PERFECT protection for the Philosopher’s Stone but still let the McGonagall enchant a giant chess set and Snape make a Legend of Zelda puzzle purely for the DRAMA of it all. And y'all say Dumbledore wasn’t ever visibly gay.

[catboybreeder]

Dumbledore when Snape and McGonagall came to him with their suggestions, knowing FULL WELL how unnecessary they were:

[seleneofthejungle]

Flitwick, approaching nervously: Dumbledore, I heard that Snape and McGonagall are helping, and I’d like to design a – Dumbledore: – a room filled with enchanted keys. Flitwick: – a room filled with enchanted keys! Dumbledore:

[surlydruid]

Sprout: how about a room full of devils snare?

Dumbledore:

Hagrid: I also happen to have this three headed dog that I-well it’s not important where it came from, but he could help guard the stone too maybe?

Dumbledore:

[wheresanegg-blog]

old iOS looks like how dj got us fallin’ in love by usher sounds

[renegalien-deactivated20210515]

i literally hate language, i hate that you can just say shit like this and it actually makes sense

[just-shower-thoughts]

Today earphones have replaced hats. You take them off only when you meet someone you have respect for.

[alicecooperdaily]

43/100 days of alice cooper

[pariaaaaah]

MOOD

[acerotiburon]

Sing me the song of your people SOUP! meow! Sing me the song of your friends SOUP! meow! Sing me a song for the good times SOUP! meow! Sing me a song, a song. HEY SOUP! meeeeoooow!

[pixelateddaisies-deactivated202]

Is…is this cat’s name soup?

[acerotiburon]

His full name is “Soupy Bonjour”.

We call him “Soup” for short.

[cheese24k]

Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming.

[nasty-twerp]

that was a religious experience

[mightyfemme]

me

[pseudo-human-deactivated2021061]

I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.

[hoediac]

His little ears flopping in he wind

[cuttleskulls]

THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE

[theinturnetexplorer]

A Real Hero

[takashi0]

This is some John Henry shit right here.

[afrikangyal-deactivated20190204]

wow

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

Dashrath Manjhi

[combustednocturne]

There’s a movie made from his story, you guys can check it out.  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3449292/

[lilmandygirl-deactivated2019042]

This post got so much better since the last time I reblogged it omg!!!

[canthinkofaurl-deactivated20221]

oh my god!!!!

[norseminuteman]

That mountain didn’t not know who it was fucking with.

[bisexualgambit]

Too depressed to be awake? Not depressed enough for a Depression Nap™? Welcome to Existential Crisis Wrapped in Blanket!

[scientia-rex]

Raise your hand if you have ever felt personally victimized by this post

[wontontrap]

the 2018 mood is a calm, cool, and collected rita repulsa eating in an empty krispy kreme while destiny’s child’s “survivor” plays and outside an entire town is just being fucking demolished

[giifme]

Fonte nesse link

[theforumcat]

excuse me sir your bear is yelling

[janellemnicole]

[rainbowkarolina]

⎯ Andante, Andante

Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018)

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet. 

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years. 

Icon. 

[lesmiserableslove]

don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him

[histry-buff-deactivated20170618]

Hey quick question what the fuck

[urulokid]

the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is

[butchious]

victor hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years