messy chaotic âweâre terrible for each other but canât keep our hands off each otherâ prompts
oh hello i am in fact alive
âdo you ever actually think before speaking? like is your brain capable of processing a thought??â âyeah, itâs just immune to idiotic onesâ
âtake that backâ âprove me wrongâ (or; a clichĂ© âmake meâ)
being in some sort of intense slightly pointless staring match (after an argument, preferably) and just saying âoh fuck it who caresâ and pulling their neck down to kiss them
âdo you the sex would be boring if we didnât argue before it every time?â âi mean, we could always argue duringâ
^or, alt: doing it once when youâre not arguing instead kinda tipsy but not drunk, and itâs all giggles and laughter and sweet nothings and the next morning being like âoh fuck i actually like themâ
âwhy does everything with you have to be so difficult!?â âitâs fun getting you all riled upâ
âoh, if i had known thatâs all it would take for you to shut up i wouldâve done this ages ag-â âonly finish that sentence if you have a death wishâ
âyouâre doing it wrongâ âjesus, would you just relaxâ âno because iâm wasting my tim- oh, oh my god-â the other character smirking, âdonât look so smugâ âi think iâve earned the right, now just trust me, okay? believe it or not, i want to make you feel goodâ
âso youâll finally stop being an asshole and just sign the document?â âkeep doing this and iâll sell you my houseâ
getting jealous and the other character pretending that itâs unreasonable, but secretly character A is the only one they feel a spark with. the only one they feel excited to be around
âwe should probably stop thisâ âyeahâ ⊠âweâre not going to though, right?â âoh absolutely notâ
ânope no nada, no using sex to get me to do things you want, itâs not going to work anymoreâ
âyou really are a fucking asshole arenât you?â âyes, i believe thatâs whatâs on my resumeâ
âi hate youâ âi knowâ âand that wonât changeâ âi knowâ âand youâre still okay with this?â no âyesâ
âimagine a universe where we didnât hate each other, that would be so-â âboring?â âyeah! like imagine not bickering over tiny things, thatâs no funâ
âshe says we bicker like an old married coupleâ
talking with a friend; âyou shouldnât go thereâ âi knowâ âand you shouldnât sleep with themâ âi knowâ âitâs a bad ideaâ âi knowâ âwell. will you?â â..yeahâ
âi know weâre terrible for each other but every time i look at them itâs just like my brain flies out the window and my hormones take overâ
âweâre broken up, itâs just two friends going out for drinks, okay?â ending up in oneâs bed, but alright
âdid you sleep together?â ânoooo, i just-â âtripped on a stone and accidentally dailed his number which magically led to you two meeting at a pub and you just magically teleported to your bedroom without your clothes on? yeah, thought soâ