ashley.almost.md

An ENT surgeon with a love for literature and a lover of all things dorky, artsy, outdoorsy, and feminist. An overly organized INFJ, and infatuated with black coffee and red wine.

[desinteresse]

Honestly being overworked makes people unobservant and passive and it literally kills people every day. People don’t seem to realize that an overworked nurse might not notice your sepsis symptoms and a tired truck driver might not notice your car when he’s merging into the lane. Failing to protect worker’s rights impacts nearly everyone

[kiralamouse]

THIS. I want workers to be treated well for their own sake, but I NEED workers to be treated well for MY sake. We have got to stop glorifying eroding margin into the negative zones.

[ladyegwene]

no zelda was the scientist, that little guy smashing pots is zeldas monster

[fabulous-wellmeaning-lunatic]

This is a bathrooms during social events appreciation post

[carnetimaginaire]

Jacob Janerka,  Hello, this is crab…

[adamjk]

now i’m falling asleep and she’s calling a crab

[swarnpert]

im going to start a false crime podcast where i explain crimes that never actually happened

[dunmertitty]

i’m going to do the crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crime podcast

[jakeyp]

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE 3.04 “The Oolong Slayer”

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[farisyawritesfic]

This is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen.

[theprofessional-amateur-deactiv]

[saintdollyparton]

It's enough to make you crazy if you let it.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[shieldfoss]

[samueldays]

[shieldfoss]

[shieldfoss]

[maximanjaro]

[definitelyrelatable]

[imaveryevilgirl]

It’s a girl! :D

[tvandfilm]

Derry Girls (2018- )

[lesbiancharliedalton]

Wedding dresses r so weird and fucked up u spend 7k to buy a dress you will literally wear like once. Or twice if you decide to put it on when you have a breakdown and like axe murder your husband or whatever

[toastbutteregg]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[funnytwittertweets]

[everythingfox]

Owner asks dogs to hide because customer is scared of dogs

(via)

[sapphicdalliances]

“There’s a customer coming, they’re afraid of dogs. Quickly, the customer is coming. Quick, the customer is coming. Tengheng, you go bring the little baby in as well. Go get Baby. Okay, okay, put them down… put. Good. Let Baby have some of this. Let Baby eat some.” (The cat’s name would be similar to something like Baby, Bubba, or Darling – an endearment used as a given name.)