Eva Winter @ashleywintersworld - Tumblr Blog

All right, it's time, this is a timeline of photos from the first two being 8 years ago, back when I was in the military up until a couple of week ago, the difference is amazing and ya know what, I don't care if Tumblr shuts me down, I will have there site by the balls, I don't care what people say or do, I'm happy, wanna try and shit on my parade, I've got a lovely lovely message for you, Go Fuck Yourself

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eroscestlavie

normally I would not just screenshot myself and post it here but it’s Friday and I’m feeling lazy

introvertsnation

@introvertsnation

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hemipenal-system

inexperienced dragonfucker hooking up with a similarly inexperienced humanfucker and to be honest it isn't going super well for them because neither of them know what they're doing. they're not mad at each other but she's too tight and none of the angles they saw online are working

hemipenal-system

does this feel like anything for you either

is there something we can do? an angle?

well, this website says if i shift my body like this-

oh god ow ow stop s-

oh shit are you ok im so sorry! i wish this felt better for you... i was really excited!

no girl it's fine, you're so nice! i'm glad i got to meet you and hang out even if the sex doesn't really work!

should we just call it off? im totally free tonight so if you want to just chill i'm totally game for that!

yeah, let's! just go ahead and get yourself out of me and we'll doordash some food or something. does that sound alright?

sure! let me just-

ugh-

so. um.

hey.

yes im fucking stuck im so sorry

jeez. do you think you can try pulling- SHIT FUCK OW DONT PULL STOP STOP IT OW- ok yeah so that's not going to work.

sorry

no girl it's fine don't worry about it! should we- should we order a pizza or something while we try to figure this out? you want a bunch of meats, right? yeah, try to reach my laptop- owwww- and order whatever you want and then get me a margherita please. thanks

katlovesshrimps

i love big butch women

swarnpert

had little caesar pizza for the first time this guy was 100% correct

imperhius

emesissy

i have been informed that every person i know irl has seen, is aware of, or follows my blog. and yet how many of them are bottoming out in my ears with their tongues??? too few i say....

My Guardian Angel

say something funny

about house md

I started writing House MD fanfic in high school and because my autistic ass got into it so hard I was reading anatomy textbooks on break during my summer job when I was 16 I wrote a bunch of meticulously researched if dramatic and very "written by a 16 year old" fanfic. Like went and joined forums for each condition to describe them as accurately as possible. And like. Accidentally helped like. A bunch of people figure out what was wrong with them by essentially doing fully new medical description research bc I was obsessed with the toxic old man yaoi

dreamduality

old man yaoi saves lives

doomdoomofdoom

This is like the "Furry Artists diagnosed me with Crohns" post of a new era

cuprohastes

I am a furry artist, and I have diagnosed people with Vitamin B deficiency.

I mean you just throw that out enough times, one time it'll be correct.

distracteddaintydemon

And what would you diagnosed when someone doesn't regenerate, after getting sore muscles they keep hurting for weeks, and one bruise doesn't heal for over two weeks?

Tumblr already diagnosed me correctly with chronic pain, migraines and OCD on top of many other things diagnosed correctly by doctors, so I'm willing to try my luck.

cuprohastes

Honestly I wouldn't give out an actual diagnosis unless it's something really trivial to test.

In the case of the Vitamin B12, the symptoms were inability to sleep well.

The diagnostic was easy: Go drink a can of Monster Energy or similar that has B12 in and see if you sleep.

They did, and they slept and 24 hours later their (already in progress) blood test came back: Vitamin B12 deficiency.

There's only one thing I know where you stop healing, get persistent bruises and sore muscles. And that's becaus eI actually don't know the symptoms of many illnesses. But that sounds like Scurvy.

And the chances you have scurvy in a time when Ascorbic acid (Vitamin C) is the most commonly used anti-oxidant, and most people are getting at least a little fresh veg, would appear to be low.

And again you can test that by eating a couple of apples or Warheads Sours.

It could also be Vitamin B12 deficiency caused by medication.

On the other end of the scale - Liver function causing a lack of clotting factors, or something else related to platelets etc.

Those would require testing, wheras if it's a vitamin deficiency you can basically snarf down dome multivitamins and see if things improve (Unless you already have a good reason not to, or you're already taking them so you know it's not the issue!)

Now: how do you want Rouge the Bat drawn?

distracteddaintydemon

You know what, I know this memetic package for years and I still managed to get myself surprised.

I love you.

cuprohastes

I'm god damn adorable.

But @pukicho did the original meme I think? I could be wrong.

distracteddaintydemon

Not quite, pukicho started the exchange. Memetic package is co-created by at least 6 people, and I believe comic adaptation author should be included too, which makes 7. Rouge the Bat as wide as she is tall was added by @hokuto-ju-no-ken, who sadly seem not to be with us anymore.

hokuto-ju-no-ken

damn, rip

little-cuckoo-bird

kitty playing fetch with me

ang3l-imgs

various teal/aqua stamps sourced from around the web, none by me

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fuckheadwitha

this best thing about this is the meme format conditions you to expect a follow up statement and it’s absence contributes to a sense of stillness, simulating the experience of just sitting in your truck