Ashmodeusx

  | 26, Enby Musician, Artist, Content Creator, Neurodivergent Endo Warrior | UK | Language Learning | They/Them Mayhem |  

[mp3v0]

WRINKLES ARE FINE JUST LIVE YOUR LIFE

[fuggmuff]

[donutdrawsthings]

FANTASTIC NEWS! the most cambrian arthropod of all time has been discovered a few days ago. It's called Balhuticaris Voltae

source: https://youtu.be/TCwYC3YWyZI

[lakemojave]

Everyone's got that mutual who can't get out of the maze

[the-unseelie-court-official]

Everyone’s got that mutual that traps people in mazes

[byjove]

this photo is so Americana. from the threat of Jesus’s return to the Gadsen flag to the brick facade of a pathetic dying small town. and of course, ice cold beer and jam night.

[byjove]

Jesus when he heard there was going to be ice cold beer AND Thursday jam night in small town Indiana

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was wearing a skirt over tights, and my mom happily commented on how I was ‘finally’ mature. I was so offended (I don’t like wearing skirts or dresses) that I showed her my tights, only for her to basically say that they were so short that they didn’t count.

[titkoks]

[princess--bongwater]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was drawing as I normally do and I saw Keanu Reeves outside my window. I opened my window and he asked for a plate of cold lasagna. I went to get the lasagna and when I came back he was gone and I woke up in a cold sweat.

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

[paradoxspaceheater]

[pips-squeak]

tips for new tumblr users that come from personal experience:

1. don’t follow the ‘writing’ tag unless you want surprise smut on your dash

2. don’t follow the ‘school’ tag unless you want surprise women in very short skirts on your dash + bots

3. block all porn bots. I know they increase how many followers you have but at the end of the day no one can see your follower count and they don’t interact with you so block them anyway

4. don’t pick a random string of numbers/letters for your url bc people Will think you are a bot and block you on sight

5. don’t add onto posts through an rb to just say ‘lmao’. keep that shit in the tags. I have blocked so many people for that

6. if you don’t agree with a post you see, scroll past it or if it actually does do harm, report it. by interacting in the tags or comments your just wasting your time with a fight that amounts to nothing. trust me.

7. if you want mutuals, send asks off anon. I genuinely gained a shit ton of mutuals right off the bat for being nice cause yknow. That’s how that works. Try it

8. don’t send anon hate. seriously. just don’t

9. people block liberally on here. if you notice your blocked, don’t take offense and move on with your life

10. block tags. genuinely go crazy. you have a favorite character? block neg tags for them. it will make your experience 100 times better, I promise

[qc-wiggles]

beginning this blog with the very first piece of tma fanart i’ve done, hello.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Apollo's magical prophecy ball hit me in the face when I was joking about Elon Musk exploding. It was on the news he exploded. There was a party in the streets hundreds if not thousands of people partook in.

[amingethia]

Like to charge Reblog to cast?

[only-cat-memes]

[insomniac-arrest]

why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

[thedogeveryonehates]

kind of a milf. reblog

[asharomi]

[razzleberryjam]

Adhd symptoms no one talks about:

I cant finish cleaning my room because I can’t organize my desk because I haven’t organized my vanity because I cant organize my vanity because I haven’t organized my closet drawers because I cant organize my closet drawers until I organize my nightstand and I cant do that until I GET A NIGHTSTAND because the space between my really heavy bookshelf full of books and the space between my bed is abnormally narrow BUT TONIGHT WHILE I WAS AT ROSS I found the perfect nightstand so now I can go home and put all the stuff thats supposed to go on and under my nightstand on and under my nightstand and then I can organize the space next to my bed, then I can organize the closet drawers, then im at another impasse because I still need the proper vanity organizational materials; but we have made some achievements tonight boys

[cameoappearance]

It’s like every problem is this

[roseverdict]

Sometimes even things that *aren’t* problems are Rush Hour…which then turns it into a problem when you can’t do it

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

[dragon-in-a-fez]

and here we have an artifact of the days when you could edit posts when you reblogged…now we are all Internet Archeologists

[sexygaywizard]

yes and?? they were right

[wizard-email]

british towns will be called Fuckmouth or whatever and people will just go with it

[wizard-email]

obsessed with this

[wizardpotions]

i literally live 10 miles from shitterton and i can confirm that the council had to replace all of their signs with rocks because they kept getting stolen.