ashspren writes (and other things)

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[ashspren-writes]

🍅Revenge of the Dish🍅

Rating: M | Chapters: 1/6

Summary: 

Henry Fox ✓ This is an insult to the culinary arts. 2-7  Reply     Alexander Gabriel Claremont-Diaz ✓     save it for the dms 😩🥵     2-7  Reply –– View 233 replies ~~~ Henry is a chef and posts serious, educational culinary content on TikTok. Alex is also a chef and posts… not educational content on TikTok. Alex thinks Henry is stuffy and pretentious. Henry thinks that whatever Alex is doing to tomatoes is, frankly, offensive. They’ve never met (and they have no desire to)—until their public banter is labeled as problematic. The only reasonable solution? A collab video, of course. What could go wrong?

This has been a WIP since July 2023, but @scone-lover and I are finally ready to share it with the world. It's super fun to write and more than a little unhinged. We're literally so excited.

Read on AO3

[ashspren-writes]

The first (non-prologue) chapter is out! @scone-lover and I had a lot of fun with this one…

Chapter summary: Alex and Henry discover each other. Things heat up quickly.

Read on AO3

[ashspren-writes]

damn i spoke too soon lol

[ashspren-writes]

Watching Wemby become distraught and reminding him not to fret because it’s life before death and strength before weakness and journey before destination

[ashspren-writes]

ao3: *crashes*

me, surrounded by literal books: well now what am i supposed to read

[sketchinthoughts]

stegosaurus desk sketches

[ashspren-writes]

so now that i’ve had a couple drinks this is the perfect time to admit that bleach blond phil lester is the perfect hoid fan cast

[onlycosmere]

Brandon Sanderson’s Literary Fantasy Universe ‘Cosmere’ Picked Up by Apple TV (Exclusive)

It's an unprecedented deal for the author, whose 'Mistborn' series and 'The Stormlight Archive' are being eyed for film and television adapt

The deal is rare one, coming after a competitive situation which saw Sanderson meet with most of the studio heads in town. It gives the author rarefied control over the screen translations, according to sources. Sanderson will be the architect of the universe, will write, produce and consult, and have approvals. That’s a level of involvement that not even J.K. Rowling or George R.R. Martin enjoy.

[ashspren-writes]

beyond disappointed that there’s no in-universe cosmere internet culture. like no brain rot? no “arcanum of our own”?

[ashspren-writes]

🍅Revenge of the Dish🍅

Rating: M | Chapters: 2/6

Summary: 

Henry Fox ✓ This is an insult to the culinary arts. 2-7  Reply     Alexander Gabriel Claremont-Diaz ✓     save it for the dms 😩🥵     2-7  Reply –– View 233 replies ~~~ Henry is a chef and posts serious, educational culinary content on TikTok. Alex is also a chef and posts… not educational content on TikTok. Alex thinks Henry is stuffy and pretentious. Henry thinks that whatever Alex is doing to tomatoes is, frankly, offensive. They’ve never met (and they have no desire to)—until their public banter is labeled as problematic. The only reasonable solution? A collab video, of course. What could go wrong?

This has been a WIP since July 2023, but @scone-lover and I are finally ready to share it with the world. It's super fun to write and more than a little unhinged. We're literally so excited.

Read on AO3

[wizardcurse]

I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto 

[wizardcurse]

—Saturday 02nd October, 2011. 8:45pm.

[andstill-wesleep]

haven't been seizing the day enough lately. in fact i think the day is seizing me

[scorpiaok]

shoutout to AO3 authors who write 100k fics for free while juggling mental illness, academic burnout, 3 jobs, and a deep-rooted need to fix fictional people.

[silly-little-pal]

[royoftheemeraldsea]

ngl the biggest surprise of wind and truth to me is that adolin made it through the book

[ashspren-writes]

just finished sword catcher. if merren and kel aren’t endgame i will legit throw hands.

[ashspren-writes]

anyway despite this being the most hellishly busy week of my life it’s time to start the sunlit man! i’m sure nomad’s life is going sooo much better than mine right n— oh.

[ashspren-writes]

just finished yumi and the nightmare painter, no one talk to me bc my brain will be living in that world for just a little bit longer