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just had a law student tell me that my undergrad programme was cute ???? oh, i'm sorry, i was not aware five year programmes could be described as cute???

i think this is the first time someone looked down on teaching programmes ON MY FACE. i literally i'm the first in my student cohort. i achieved a c2 proficiency without even trying. i'm capable of so many fucking things, but i decided to spend my abilities giving your future children their best chance in an extremely harsh society. fucker.

#what the fuck is wrong with posh children.#he literally said my terminal project was SO CUTE ???? BITCH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU #personal

apolladay

Do you like the way your hair is currently?

yes

no

nuance

literally bald

Remaining time: 3 days 12 hours

#why couldn't genetics just give me some curls. some waves. some figures. some movement.#i literally have the straightest and thickest bob you'll ever see. it doesn't eve go inwards. or outwards. it goes down. and that's it.#it's the most npc hair you'll ever see

gaytommykinard

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

already thinking of my fit for my eas tour day 🙂‍↕️ (it's three months away) (i'm just crazy like that)

romancenjoyer

“the possibility of rejection is essential to forming deep relationships with people” - chanté joseph for british vogue

romancenjoyer

puzzled-on-main

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

sebsketchs

sticker design for pride this year! 💞🏳️‍⚧️

ilyasmole

guys i think i figured out this custom blinkie stuff are u proud of me

ilyarizzanov

one thing I think people forget when discussing ilya is that, despite how fucking deep head over heels he is for shane, he still exists as a person outside of shane. he’s a captain, he’s a brother, he’s a son, he’s a teammate, he’s a friend, he’s a sexual partner. and he’s also bisexual. he isn’t “shanesexual”. he is bi. sexual. he labels himself as such in the books several times, even after they are married.

he is attracted to women. he likes fucking women. and by book canon, he attributes his attraction to men at “20 percent….maybe 30 percent”. he does have a preference for women. and I know that kills your yaoi dreams for that to be canon, but bisexual people/characters do not exist to fulfill your yaoi headcanons. they don’t exist to facilitate your threesome guilt. the fact of Ilya’s character is that he is bisexual, he prefers women, and he happened to fall in love with a man.

queer representation is so important, bisexual representation is so important, and I know that ilya being attracted to women is, for many of you, the least interesting thing about him (or often even irrelevant to you). but, to me, given the story at hand and the context of hollanov, I think it’s one of the most interesting things about him. and it’s also inextricable from his character. he is bi. he will always be bi. whether shane and ilya stay together forever or not. ilya does not only exist in the bubble of shane and who he is in relation to him.

#ilya rozanov

made ilya's adidas shorts for his tomodachi persona and HE DIDN'T LIKE THEM???? I SPENT TEN MINUTES WORKING ON THEM. I'M SO OFFENDED

ily-a

HEATED RIVALRY | 1.01

#gotta come clean and say this is one of my favourite scenes. probably top 3 tbh #heated rivalry

penny-anna

honestly funny to me that project hail mary stars Ryan Gosling bcos like imagine being an alien and the first human you meet is Ryan Gosling. im imagining Rocky trying to figure out how physical attractiveness works for humans (u know out of scientific curiosity) and while trying to get a fix on it being like 'Grace considered attractive??' and Grace is like nooo not really I'm pretty regular.

& then later in the event of making contact w other humans Rocky being like 'so that was a fucking lie'

#such a humble boi #project hail mary