A Plate Full of Biscuits

I know my way around a cheese plate ashley • scorpio

[spider-woman]

San Junipero (2016) dir. Owen Harris

[schizoauthoress]

Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about “a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed” in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire contract.  And the reason they do THAT is because they once had a stage collapse because a promoter hadn’t read the proper way to set up all the specific technical stuff.

So if the band goes in the dressing room or catering and sees brown M&Ms, they know they have to double-check the stage setup for safety.

[dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021]

now that’s rock n roll

[owlmylove]

sometimes u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order

[botan]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

When a video game boss has multiple forms:

[deathdarthvader]

The boss:

[thebootydiaries]

pumpkins: nice

those tiny little mini pumpkins. the small ones. you know what i’m talkin’ about: Really Nice

[blowmedemons]

same energy

[naramdil]

third base is when you both discuss your emotional trauma with one another 

[purrrcrastination]

god I love this time of year

[munsass]

satan works fast but bobby from queer eye works faster

[science]

[enchantedcherry]

[anxietyproblem]

Credit: doodlebotillustration

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[extremelycursedimages]

[turing-tested]

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

that also happens when u pick me up and look into my eyes

[deanoru]

I’m so tired of every show that takes place in the past (wild west, medieval, pirates etc) ALWAYS having so much sexual violence towards women like writers can cry “oh it’s realism” all you want but it’s very transparent how realism only applies when you want to hurt women on screen. If we’re talking staying realistic, why doesn’t everyone have brown teeth? Or bad skin? Or dying of dysentery? Just admit y'all want an excuse to brutalize women on screen lol

[squidsticks]

This pisses me off so much. A lot of the time if you mention realism would also involve women having unshaved legs or pits, or bushy eyebrows, or syphilis, the answer is often “well that’s gross, no one wants to read about/see that” and like…. If you think that women being ugly is grotesque, but brutal depictions of rape aren’t, then I don’t really know what to say to you other than stay the fuck away from me.