Author Ash Catcher

Queer. Pick your pronouns. Trying to Self-publish. Definitely procrastinating.

[orangerosemary]

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitly because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me

[lost-where-the-forest-would-grow]

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

[daovihi]

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

[rolaren-deactivated20190821]

if you don’t support pebbles the lesbian budgie and her giant wife dni

[sushinfood]

GIANT WIFE AND TINY WIFE

[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[hypotenussy]

[ashyecatcher]

I go blow bubbles when my co workers go out to vape/ smoke. It’s great ngl.

[wizard-failure]

I have also been making more art (that’s a threat)

Not tagging this shit so it goes down in the black hole and I will never think again that I ever shared it in the first place.

But if you’re so lucky to see this? I’m sorry and you’re welcome

[wizard-failure]

@urproblematicfav-arsonk print ittt and stick it to the box 😂 that’s what I’m doing for my antidepressants

[purr-in-ink]

[ellowynthenotking]

@tastytaboo @ashyecatcher

Tis smeagol

[ashyecatcher]

The boy!

[nicolodigenovas]

Come back, I have to tell you the plot of a fic I’ll never write and get you excited about it so we can all be disappointed with me later

[ellowynthenotking]

@tastytaboo @ashyecatcher

[ashyecatcher]

Mood

[ellowynthenotking]

Everyone, meet Smeagol

We've had him for a week, and this morning he fell into my pants and then refused to move.

Also he looks cute, but what he's actually doing when he's got his nose cutely pressed against my leg is preparing to try to bite me. He didn't succeed but he tried twice.

Anyway he's adorable and I love him, but he's a little goblin.

[ashyecatcher]

I love him the little bastard man

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[squirrelmop]

[smallerdelusions]

Had to do a double take when I first saw this; I thought the peel was a creature. May I gift you: pineapple dragon?

[morphdoll]

[ellowynthenotking]

@ashyecatcher it you

...

It also me

[ashyecatcher]

It’s both of us!

[nepofledgling]

premarital divorce

[ellowynthenotking]

@ashyecatcher us

[ashyecatcher]

Us, with our shared custody child

[thememedaddy]

[agnes-nielsens]

hey i saw you across the room at the devil's sacrament and loved your vibe

[ellowynthenotking]

@tastytaboo @ashyecatcher

[ashyecatcher]

Thank🖤

[tenderwatches]

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

[stories-by-hails]

For anyone who needs this

[writing-prompt-s]

!!!!

[karlovycross]

Summer Berry Mix 🍓🫐 ♡⊹˚₊

[sourvape-deactivated20251109]