A Shy Guy's world

me : male / 36 / german / gay I'm all about video games, nature and the sameness of all human beings. Cute faces and nice bodies are stored under #eye candy. If you want to see my "original content" you can search #my stuff or #personal For all the things I find appealing you can search My Likes. It's a good way to learn something about me without scrolling through too much text. Other tags I use quite a lot: #animals, #original art, #fan art. Music is under #video game soundtracks. Have fun! ^^

[pearlheartsblog]

my phone case kinda matches my shirt

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[ashyguysworld]

New pet.

[segamascott]

[teumessianandlaelaps]

Killjoy voice

Disregard for environmental ecosystem sustainability and colonialist mindset against indigenous lifestyle is what drives anti-hunting sentiment.

[ashyguysworld]

I don't think that any ecosystem needs human intervention to stay "sustainable" because nature is not there to serve us. What we see and not see as a healthy ecosystem is purely based on human perception.

[ashyguysworld]

I want to be a pillow prince like you, except be a top and have any amount of bottoms use me as a dildo

That's cute. I hope you find ways to engage in that.

(I think those are two different fantasies though, because a pillow prince is someone who is just lazy during sex and still receives pleasure while a human dildo to my understanding is more like a sub top who gets used by their bottom who is not concerned with the top's pleasure at all [in the bdsm kind of way]).

[thememedaddy]

[ashyguysworld]

I have a deep need to be with someone who lets me be a pillow prince. I deserve some effortless pleasure.

[ashyguysworld]

maybe I'm just asexual lol

[ashyguysworld]

Do I enjoy sex and find pleasure in it? Yes.

Do I fantasize about sex and naked men and dick? Sure, sometimes.

Do I ever make an effort to make sex happen? Hell no. Can we play video games together while I bathe in your male presence?

[ashyguysworld]

Why does everything have to be complicated?

[ashyguysworld]

I have a deep need to be with someone who lets me be a pillow prince. I deserve some effortless pleasure.

[ashyguysworld]

maybe I'm just asexual lol

[ashyguysworld]

Do I enjoy sex and find pleasure in it? Yes.

Do I fantasize about sex and naked men and dick? Sure, sometimes.

Do I ever make an effort to make sex happen? Hell no. Can we play video games together while I bathe in your male presence?

[ashyguysworld]

I have a deep need to be with someone who lets me be a pillow prince. I deserve some effortless pleasure.

[ashyguysworld]

maybe I'm just asexual lol

[barksbog]

look at her go

[barksbog]

this is my leopard gecko wheel propaganda post now

promote physical health (walky!)

promote mental health (fun!)

extremely cute to watch them toddle about in there

they love to sleep squished under them

apparently promotes healthy bowel movement (prepare for poopy wheel)

genuinely i know it looks silly and weird but it changed my leos life they use 2-4h a day just calmly walking

it reduced them scrabbling at the glass doors

my friend who has a disabled leo got him one and he is now moving so much more, which is good for his legs (muscles being built)

it's really cute

wheels should be at least 20cm diameter and solid, the wooden ones are great for grip and safety

leos don't go faster than this. successful wheel usage looks like Popcorn is demonstrating

[transheadcrab]

why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh

[khamingbird-blog]

You’ve never heard of The Bog?

[transheadcrab]

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the what

[transheadcrab]

EACH ADDITION TO THIS POST MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD

[punkrorschach]

This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) it’s how cranberries grow. Once they’re ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested.

Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.

[transheadcrab]

thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming “BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY”, but i appreciate the education,

[bomberqueen17]

oh here is a fun lil perspective on cranberry harvesting i never heard about anywhere else. the guy who owns the restaurant right down the road from the farm, who fries our chickens sometimes, is from Boston, with the strongest Boston accent ever, and in a former life before he started slinging reasonably priced barbeque and occasional organic chicken, he was a cranberry farmer.

His farm was on the leading edge of kinda using organic/sustainable pest control methods, and one of the things that they did to keep insect damage down was that they encouraged wolf spiders to live in the cranberry field, to eat the bugs. 

This was all fine and good until they flooded the bog. Now, you don’t just like flood the bog and then go around it in a boat or whatever. No, you use hip waders to get in there and put the big floaty things where they go and get all the berries and such.

Well when you’re in the bog in hip waders, that makes you the tallest thing. Wolf spiders can swim a bit, but they don’t like it, so they’re, quite understandably, looking to climb out of the water onto a tall thing.

So yeah the first interview question he always asked potential cranberry bog harvester hires was “are you cool with spiders?”

“You’d be amazed,” he said to us, shaking his head a little, “how many guys would just straight lie. Like, you think I’m asking you that question to be cute? Nah man you’re gonna have like a hundred wolf spiders trying to climb your eyebrows, you gotta be chill, those wolf spiders are fellow employees. You really gotta be chill with spiders if you’re gonna work a cranberry harvest.”

[antiocheanism]

happy international workers day to the cranberry bog spiders

[ashyguysworld]

I have a deep need to be with someone who lets me be a pillow prince. I deserve some effortless pleasure.

[fishtrouts]

Winter’s Chill - Part 3

This is a continuation of the winter’s chill comics Part 1 and Part 2! The links lead to the previous parts :)

[raylangivins]

[thadymiller]

Text: congrats on the failure babe, most people don't even try

[teaboot]

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

[teaboot]

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

[teaboot]

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Massacre Wurm

Artist: Jason Chan TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link