struggling comedienne

that funny filipino girl

[yawpyawp]

I disturbed his nap

[no-notcookware]

[schuylerpeck]

I don’t want to work a 9-5, I want to go hiking and be in love

[sourdoughstarter]

spring is so crazy you go outside and youre like damn its green

[ashstfu]

i enjoy the simple things in life like sleeping, daydreaming, ignoring reality, listening to music, being delusional, recklessly spending my cash, being a disappointment to my family and eating fruits

[shiopomu-remade]

Rhythm game player: how are you today

Someone: Good

Rhythm game player:

[badassdemonsword]

[997]

hes so hot

[fujisquad]

I wonder if people notice that I wear the same pair of jeans literally all the time.

[apiologies-deactivated20170306]

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

[freekicks]

loki as brooklyn 99′s gina linetti…

bonus:

(shoutout to @eralkfang​ and @reserve​ for the idea!) 

[burningarbiterheart]

I CANT BREATHE

[sonypraystation]

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

[robcanvas-deactivated20180718]

[sonypraystation]

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

[officialcrow]

they beat jesus with that

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[disregardcanon]

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

[serpentineplanesjumper-deactiva]

[taskforcedominatrix]

APPLES NO FUCKING POOP YOU STUPID SHIT APPLES IS FRUIT.

[serpentineplanesjumper-deactiva]

[sunidelphia-archive]

tumblr:

me:

[cuddlydemons]

I sat here… like an absolute dumbass…

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

mom, dad, these are my newborn twins. their names are mom and dad. i named them after you. what do you mean ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ aren’t your real names? what the hell? i already named these kids thanks for telling me now

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[yellowpoet]

do most people on mobile tumblr know you can hold down the reblog button to fast reblog a post to your blog? you know you can reblog things with one click right? please please reblog things if you enjoy them, lack of exposure is killing content creators on this site 

[agonistic-church-grim-deactivat]

WHAT

[yellowpoet]

Please pass this information around! Long press on the reblog button and then your blog icon will appear so you can swipe up into it:

Two click reblog and one click like is why the notes on my posts look like this:

[wolfcat-hybrid]

Theres also a fast queue option, if you’d prefer!

It a hidden feature in tumblr labs, here is where you find it!

It looks like this-

You can hold it down to queue to different blogs, too!

[simonsnowsfreckles]

please reblog art/content if you genuinely like it! it’s the best thing you can do for us artists/content creators!