Evil

Evil things I post from my evil mind

[asillylittleduck]

Me doing my homework completed cross at 1:24 AM on a Wednesday cause event tho I go out to party that 4.0 GPA isn’t going to manifest itself

[asillylittleduck]

You ever pick someone up when hugging them and realize you really could give them a full nelson but you have to keep an air of mystery and whimsy in the relationship so you don’t say anything?

[asillylittleduck]

I have too much homework to do and not enough pussy to eat. These finals got me fucked up, just give me a pretty kitty in my face and let me love you 🔥☺️💥

[asillylittleduck]

Spring break has been awful girls 🥺🙄

This whole week I’ve spent my time doing nothing but sleeping, getting baked, or fapping my epic boner!! And I’m not even any closer to grasping dialectical materialism either,,, what a waste of time 💔💔

[asillylittleduck]

i accidentally scrolled through your whole tumblr sorry

I am so honored 😊🍄

[asillylittleduck]

I just stopped myself from resetting the clock by choosing to have some cool ranch Doritos instead. Some times self care is just having a snack.

Take care of yourself <3

[asillylittleduck]

Life used to be a lot brighter while I was in love. Everyday was still a struggle, but it was one worth the effort to persevere.

Now everything is so dull, and I have a sense of dread that I cannot let myself fall back in. I just do not seem to understand why that is.

Perhaps the curtain has been pulled back and I see the world as plain and unaltered by the distortion that was in front of me and I cannot bare to go back to that deception, even if it was what gave me purpose. Maybe I prefer to stay in this pain if the alternative is blissful ignorance.

But what if I have it the wrong way? What if the alternative was true? What if what is really happening is that I have got this deceptive curtain pulled over my eyes and mind? What if this veil is skewing my perception and outlook towards the world?

How would I really be able to prove one over the other?

I think that once I subscribe myself to either the two that the other will become inconceivable, and that the chosen belief will be viewed as the only option.

I guess that is why being stuck at the cross road I find myself is so peculiar— I do not believe in either of them I think. But then what is my belief? How do I communicate my abrasive change in world view? How do I convince myself that this struggle is still worth it all?

[asillylittleduck]

Y’all my father said if I grew out my hair any longer I’d be misidentified as an old lady named Mildred but he has no clue that’s the head cannon name for my post-op pussy 😭😭😭

[asillylittleduck]

Being an undergraduate student is a little different then how I imagined. Like, I thought I’d be making great strides in the humanities and instead my most recent discovery is that my little Caucasian butthole can’t handle the spicy sauce at Chipotle

[asillylittleduck]

“I have a tummy ache and I’m being really strong about it!”

“My head hurts and no one even knows how brave I’m being”

OH YEAH?

Well I just crushed MY BALLS while sitting down and now I’m crying and throwing up!

[asillylittleduck]

I never understood why someone would drive drunk but I just had an edible and rode my bike all around my university while listening to Mitski and GAWD if drunk driving was any like that I could start forgiving

[asillylittleduck]

Dude it’s like 1:30 AM and I remembered we have a 24 hour dining hall. Time for my pizza and chocy milk 🧎‍♀️

[asillylittleduck]

I never understood why someone would drive drunk but I just had an edible and rode my bike all around my university while listening to Mitski and GAWD if drunk driving was any like that I could start forgiving

[asillylittleduck]

I love to say ah geez, but not like Morty Rick and Morty, more like Finn Adventure Time

He’s just like me fr fr

[asillylittleduck]

See, the thing that separates me from the rest of y’all is that if I was in a room with 3 other people and one of them farted and there was a bit of awkward silence I would take the blame for it because while the 2 other who didn’t fart would look at me and maybe lose a little respect for me, the other 3rd person who DID fart and was embarrassed by it would look at me with appreciation and I might gain their favor. The way I see it, that’s a net win. And it’s that type of thinking America really needs.

[asillylittleduck]

I be feeling like a parking lot sunset after I shave my pussy

[asillylittleduck]

I have a very similar philosophical take as Descartes had, but instead of it being “I think therefor I am” it’s “my balls quake and my arms bleed so I must be human”

[asillylittleduck]

Teenage boys should NOT be allowed to have a trash can in their rooms dude. They’ll turn that shit into a biohazard container within a week, trust