Professional dumbass & medical unprofessional, at your service
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H3y h01 h3ll0!!!!
I am Birdo. I go by it/any pronouns, and tend to accidentally use we instead of I for reasons even we can't figure out. We are from the Netherlands! We are capable of speaking Dutch, English, Chinese and enough Latin to translate most things. Our sona is a goat. Yeah that probably doesn't make sense with our name... Also we swear a lot and uncontrollably so uh if you're gonna berate me for that kindly fuck off I hope ya get stuck in a timeloop ^ω^
This being our main blog, we will occasionally vent on here. To not see them, block the tag 'birdo panics'.
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We post art, repost things that are worthy of this wretched curse and do... Other things. I guess. This blog is a safe space for any and all people! If you block the birdo panics tag! The Holy Tree welcomes all :}
We love biology and astrophysics! That shit keeps me alive *(^_^)* Also specialized in spotting AI generated content and bots sooo... If you don't know if someone's a bot or not... Oh and I have a weird thing for the human psyche. Mental things interest me.
We are a tree-ist. Tree-ism is a satirical religion me and my friends made centered around a tree in our neighborhood. Don't hurt trees comrades they're our friends
Multi-fandom. You shall find out which eventually.
Scopophobic but is fascinated by eyes what can one dooooooo.
Probably autistic. Can't get diagnosed because my parents are ableist as shit, especially towards neurodivergence, though!!1!!1!!
We will and have used the tags very extremely liberally.
Have our list of tags:
birdo yaps - I say literally anything
birdo answers - Ask answered
a treasure! or any variation - To add to my hoard
one of my most treasured - Special treasure posts
absolute epic sauce - peak art has hit the dash
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If you want to force me to give you old clips of me singing, here.
We have a watermark now. Yeah. Yay yippee my art will be a bit harder to steal now.
Also, if you're looking for our art specifically, all of it is archived on my blog @sl33py-b1rd0s-4rtsnstuff
I don't do commissions. Yet. Might in the future, but the moment I have to deal with deadlines my will to art just straight up wilts and dies, not to mention that we're ATROCIOUS at staying professional when I actually have to. You can give me suggestions though, go crazy as long as it ain't NSFW(one, minor, two, I can't)
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We have a Strawpage now. Flash warning!
Other blogs ran by us are @nonsense-offical, @aaa-battery-offical, @nightmare-archivist-offical, @curiosity-kills-offical
I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?
Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.
The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.
In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies
I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?
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It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.
Teaching you things you should know part one: Someone Having A Seizure
1) Start recording. I know, recording someone having a seizure, especially if they're a stranger, can be awkward, but it is REALLY important! Not only can you show this to the paramedics/doctors so they can determine what kind of seizure it is, but it also allows you too see how LONG they've been having said seizure. Normally, you would call an ambulance straight away, but you can also wait for five minutes, and if the person hasn't stopped seizing, then it is a medical emergency and you call the ambulance then
2) Move anything that might hurt them away from them. They will most likely be having a Tonic Clonic seizure, so their body will be jerking around. Moving things away from them helps limit the amount of injury they'll get from uncontrollable movements
3) Put something soft under their head. Inside the home it will be quite easy, as you have cushions or blankets. But, if you are on the street you can use a jacket or scarf or bag. This helps ensure they don't suffer any head injuries
4) DON'T PUT ANYTHING IN THEIR MOUTH!! It is a myth that you can swallow your tongue when you seize, as you can't swallow your tongue. You CAN however still swallow things, so putting something in their mouth can damage the insides or make them choke.
5) Once conscious, you put them in the Recovery Position (Turn the person gently to their left side, and make sure their mouth is pointing the ground) so they don't choke on any vomit they might have
6) Stay with them until they are fully conscious! Seizures are very disorienting and can cause the person to worry. Staying with them makes sure they know they aren't alone. Or at least stay with them until the paramedics show up, you are free to stay or leave but MAKE SURE YOU SHOW THE PARAMEDICS YOUR RECORDING OF THE SEIZURE!!
Hopefully this has been useful, it's always important to know what to do in medical emergencies
Teaching you things you should know part one: Someone Having A Seizure
1) Start recording. I know, recording someone having a seizure, especially if they're a stranger, can be awkward, but it is REALLY important! Not only can you show this to the paramedics/doctors so they can determine what kind of seizure it is, but it also allows you too see how LONG they've been having said seizure. Normally, you would call an ambulance straight away, but you can also wait for five minutes, and if the person hasn't stopped seizing, then it is a medical emergency and you call the ambulance then
2) Move anything that might hurt them away from them. They will most likely be having a Tonic Clonic seizure, so their body will be jerking around. Moving things away from them helps limit the amount of injury they'll get from uncontrollable movements
3) Put something soft under their head. Inside the home it will be quite easy, as you have cushions or blankets. But, if you are on the street you can use a jacket or scarf or bag. This helps ensure they don't suffer any head injuries
4) DON'T PUT ANYTHING IN THEIR MOUTH!! It is a myth that you can swallow your tongue when you seize, as you can't swallow your tongue. You CAN however still swallow things, so putting something in their mouth can damage the insides or make them choke.
5) Once conscious, you put them in the Recovery Position (Turn the person gently to their left side, and make sure their mouth is pointing the ground) so they don't choke on any vomit they might have
6) Stay with them until they are fully conscious! Seizures are very disorienting and can cause the person to worry. Staying with them makes sure they know they aren't alone. Or at least stay with them until the paramedics show up, you are free to stay or leave but MAKE SURE YOU SHOW THE PARAMEDICS YOUR RECORDING OF THE SEIZURE!!
Hopefully this has been useful, it's always important to know what to do in medical emergencies
Everyone always calls the legality of enslaving prisoners in the US a "loophole in the 13th amendment." It isn't a loophole; it is an explicit carve-out to allow for specifically this.
The 13th doesn't have a flaw in it's terminology that permitted the enslavement of prisoners, the 13th stops to explicitly say that slavery is still okay "as a punishment for a crime."
I think this matters rhetorically because if it were a loophole then this practice would not technically count as slavery for some inane reason. But it isn't a loophole, it is a carve-out. We are thus not even being theoretically hyperbolic when we call this practice slavery; under US law, this is slavery.
It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.
Things people in the notes have been able to do thanks to this post:
eat breakfast
go to bed
get out of bed
take a shower
write
practice
watch Superman Returns and write a paper on it
retain shreds of sanity
I need y’all to know that you’re doing amazing, and I’m so glad that I was able to help you break out of a procrastination loop you did not want to be stuck in.
