they used to call me nickle nips

The name's Aciree, I'm 20 and I'm in a meme cult.

[gahdamnpunk]

Isn’t this considered fraud? Isn’t ICE literally breaking the law?

[shipperwolf1]

Abolish ICE.

[vultureculturecoyote-deactivate]

For anyone who cares. Students pay fees of upwards of $3,000 to apply for temporary student visas as well. (I was on one). It’s a stressful legal process and most people are advised to have a lawyer to even attempt it.

They baited people to try to immigrate LEGALLY and set them up to break the law completely unknowingly. There is no way these kids could have even known they were breaking the law. And then deported them likely with perminant criminal records.

[murummurmur]

Don’t forget the students paid tuition

[scottandhiskind]

Isn’t that entrapment? What they did sounds highly illegal on a lot of levels

[wilwheaton]

ICE is racist and needs to be abolished immediately. The people who are carrying out these anti-immigrant policies should be held to account for their crimes.

[justsomeantifas]

them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT

biologist:

[systlin]

Like literally the only reason we didn’t go extinct is because we are aggressively social creatures who community organized and helped each other when faced with disasters that drove other species over the brink. 

 (Like we’re so aggressively social that we looked at APEX PREDATORS and went ‘they look soft! Friend????’)

(The answer was yes because wolves are also aggressively social and they adopted the strange tall not-wolves just as eagerly.)

[kelssiel]

humans @ wolves: holy shit these things are so cute i wonder if they’ll let us pet them?

wolves @ humans: holy shit these things are so cute i wonder if they’ll pet us?

[aztechnology]

Just in case people want source, here you go: humans are compelled to help each other in disaster situation, humans feel an innate urge to help others. We will help strangers too, not just family, and it has been tested. 

[boxingcleverrr]

Also we’ve always taken care of our elderly and disabled. When life was literally “hunt and gather every day to live”, we saw value in taking care of those with disabilities. 

[apparentlyeverything]

reblog to make a libertarian mad

[taragrimface]

social darwinism is a concept exclusively employed by people who are both evil and pseudointellectual, 100% of the time, & is basically always code for upholding white supremacy and patriarchy

[khealywu]

there may be a day that i don’t reblog this post, but it’s not today

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mjalti]

joking about a kink is a gateway drug into developing said kink

[hidden-divinity]

my kink is mental, emotional, and financial stability

[catchymemes]

[grimeclown]

Some of you will see the warning on q-tips saying “don’t insert into ear canal” and take it seriously like some kind of chump. They want your ears full up so you can’t hear the world around you. My shits so polished clean I can hear the constant shriek of the earth turning on its axis.

[grimeclown]

I have tinnitus

[hungwy]

tumblr posts in mla format

[hungwy]

Orcpussy. “Americans be eating cheesed burger.” Tumblr, 2017.

[sentada]

[zintersoldier]

white person: *eats chicken tikka masala once* i just…. i feel so connected… to indian culture …. I’m learning to speak islam…. check out my third eye….. chakra

[maebaby1]

Found on facebook 💯 gonna use this 😂

[c3rvida3]

[c3rvida3]

[c3rvida3]

[radfem-alex]

???????

[c3rvida3]

These are from my boss. It's fine.

[c3rvida3]

We've been friends for years now. This is just how we talk to each other. This is how we operate our business. It's fine.

[c3rvida3]

This is the same person that sent me the "I ate a lot of ham today" texts.

[c3rvida3]

I've known them since we were kids. This is normal.

[mobeanz]

It is pitch black outside and someone is mowing their lawn

[savory-n-sweet]

power move

[mobeanz]

Update: the someone is my father

[savory-n-sweet]

does he have a flashlight

[mobeanz]

“dad did you have a flashlight?”

“no”

“how did you see?”

“moon.”

[forsimplicityssake]

sounds like a dad to me

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

[anyaboz]

[salemwatkins-deactivated2020110]

WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE THINGS

[salemwatkins-deactivated2020110]

just a reminder of my favorite thing on tumblr and its existance

[aprettygoodjobsofar]

New killer reveal

[therealraewest]

A guy just came to my house while I was home alone to ask if I was single why are men like this

[therealraewest]

Okay y'know what I’m gonna soapbox for a hot minute

When I was in high school, a man who I’d thought was the parent of a school friend followed me out to the grocery store parking lot greenhouse where I worked. It was dark, and late, and it was me, alone, in a chain link enclosure with one exit and a register full of cash. He called me up to the fence and asked if I wanted to get dinner, or go dancing. I was scared and shaking and told him no several times, and he only left when I falsely said I had a boyfriend. I was very aware that if he were to come over the fence, or just wait at the exit until I eventually had to leave, I could do nothing about it.

When my hair was very short, a hairdresser sent me to the barber’s side of the store so they could get the back of my head with clippers. The barber followed me out to my car to ask me out afterwards. I was very aware that we were the only people in the parking lot when it happened, and that the lot itself was tucked behind the building with no clear visibility to the road.

Today, a man I’ve met once made it very clear he knows where I live, and used that knowledge to express a romantic interest. If he ever decides that he’s unhappy with how I responded, he knows where I live. He knows what my car looks like. It is impossibly easy for him to determine when I’m home alone, and now I have to live with that knowledge.

Every woman I know has at least one story like this. My roommate had to be escorted to her car every night when she was a waitress, in case some man was waiting for her or a coworker’s shift to end.

If the person you want to ask out cannot physically run away from you when you are asking, YOU CANNOT ASK THEM OUT. You cannot ask someone out if they are at work. You cannot ask someone out if you’ve followed them to a remote/unoccupied/enclosed area. You cannot GO TO SOMEONE’S HOME UNINVITED to ask them out. You are not being romantic. You are not “taking initiative”. You are terrifying the person you want to woo. If they say yes, it is not because they want to, it is because they are terrified of what might happen if they say no.

I’m so tired of being terrified by men who think they’re being romantic.

[blackjackgabbiani]

“Every woman” you say. Do you personally know every woman in the world? Don’t presume to speak for others, and don’t make this a gendered issue either.

[therealraewest]

Actually every woman in the world is in one big group chat and they’re all telling you to fuck off

[whitepeopletwitter]

[silent-calling]

You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.

You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.

[tetigistuss]

My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to.

I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.

[thegreenpea]

Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

[catchymemes]

[diablotraeluz]

stop the "hewwo" meme

its appropriating DD/LG culture and making fun of it, which invalidates our experiences! we didnt choose to have this kink and haha just kidding but could you fucking imagine.

[dare-i-say-asexual]

god every time this meme comes up it gives me so much fucking whiplash

[catgirldick]

[brian4rmthe6]

They don’t deserve u, stay busy.