Hungry, Tired And Confused

Emily ✨ 25 ✨tamagotchi fan

[amazoogle]

[anik]

i love this guy

[flamingothing]

the universe sends its most ocd-riddled and/or psychosis prone soldiers the most amount of "harmless" coincidences

[animentality]

[bloodsadx]

it probably feels good as absolute fuck to be a wikipedia editor and add a [weasel words] to someone else's sentence. if you could do that in real life mid conversation with a visual sting hanging like that in perpetuity it would increase homicides by a whole integer percentage

[dogpuppy]

[orteil42]

everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into

[amediocregamer]

the only reason I go on Reddit now is to find these bad two sentence horror posts. they're great. they're bad. but they're great.

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[averyterrible]

The children's show villain is a figure who sadly is not seen outside the children's show. There are few stock characters who as succinctly declare, from sheer stage presence, "the world is unloveable and it is painful to live here; that which delights mankind is like ash on my tongue" without being too fucking whiny about it.

[averyterrible]

maladaptive suicidal ideation: "i'm going to kill myself"

productive, growth mindset: "i'm going to steal all the instruments from Musictown!"

[miraclemaya]

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

[notecardpasta]

I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[escapedaudios]

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

[homunculus-argument]

I feel weird for pre-emptively clarifying this but I also kind of feel like I should: whenever I call random peoples' kids goblins or gremlins, it's

100% intended as affectionate. To be gremlin is to be human. Everyone goes into goblin mode sometimes and most kids are simply in it 24/7 and that's awesome.

By no means a racist thing. Kids of every single colour, creed and cultural background are equally goblin. I've called more white kids goblins than you've ever seen.

[thetetra]

I used to call kids "little monkeys" till I said it and a POC couple were unhappy with me but understanding and informative.

So I'm going to adopt this because* loved calling kids little monkeys... especially because they just ARE, and that episode left a hole in my heart that I feel goblin child might fill.

[homunculus-argument]

I remember reading about an incident where a white woman who had a mixed baby with a black father had to stop affectionally calling their son "little monkey" because she, also, had never considered how that must look to an outsider, until her kid had climbed up a tree and refused to come down.

So now she was just standing in the street, a white woman yelling "get down from there you little monkey" to a black child sitting in a tree.

[hastumbler2follow-blog]

Ok, so, my the "racists stole this word and now I can't use it" is lizard people. Apparently something something Jewish people?

NO!!!!

THIS IS ABOUT TEMPERATURE!!!!

I AM!!!!! THE ONLY MAMMAL IN THIS WORKPLACE!!!!! YOU REPTILES WONT TURN ON THE AIR CONDITIONER UNTIL ALL SELF HEATING CRITTERS ARE DEAD AND HEAT STROKED OUT!!!!

🥵

[homunculus-argument]

Me and my boyfriend call these people "incubator people", because they don't have the strength to maintain their own body heat so they have to kept in a body-temperature little box like a premature infant.

Everyone in your office is weaker than the average baby.

[clevermanka]

Original tweet

[theanishimori]

[kingscrown666]

I think the logic here is:

>we save people from fires

>fires can kill anyone, including queer people

>we also save queer people from fires

And in an age where paramedics legally refused to save the life of a trans car crash victim, that’s an important sentiment to state

[wildhumanhasappeared]

Grabs a sharpie and adds “And Neither Do We”

[moonlight-and-mantles]

Don’t worry, it’s there lol.

[fluorescentbrains]

this lab safety training module is sending me

[fluorescentbrains]

I feel like whoever wrote these questions was speaking from experience