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E v a n a H o l m e s an independent original SPN roleplay blog Mun is 22 years old, but will not smut. Tracking: ⇢ asiptu [ var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5405524"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); / var fhsh = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id_h = "3203309"; fhsh.src = "//s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocount.php?site="+fhs_id_h+"&name=translations&a=1"; document.head.appendChild(fhsh);document.write(""); ] SINCE 26/11/16 HUNTER - 36 - PHILOLOGIST This roleplayer took the Roleplay Anti-Hate Pledge Evana Louise Holmes (born 6th December 1980) is a hunter and former philologist and linguist, the youngest daughter, of Emmie Holmes and Cameron Sorin, with three older siblings; Freddie, Scarlett and Skylar. She is also the wife of Drew Rosen.

[asiptu]

Like for a starter or answer an open if you’d like to interact.

[lost-prince-of-corona]

Please reblog this is if you would rp with trans muses.

I see a lot of people unwilling to rp with me because my muse is trans, and because of that I feel nobody in the rp community ever will. So, yeah, reblog if you would rp with trans muses (nonbinary muses included).

[musesgonnamuse]

plotting angsty threads with friends like:

[asiptu]

ARCHETYPES   QUIZ  —-   click   HERE   to   take   it !

34% Intellectual The Intellectual is the ultimate dinner-party guest. Engaging questions and thoughtful debate are their trademarks.

33% Visionary Leave it to others to live by the status quo. The Visionary is interested in new ways of seeing, solutions not yet imagined, products not yet built.

33% Rebel The Rebel is comfortable throwing caution to the wind—and bucking the system—if that means getting their point across.

tagged by:    @tcughguy tagging:   @spitfcre @reluctantresolve @estrangedwinchester @luciferianmeatsuit @tarotandpontiac @loathedlineage

[asiptu]

❛ i need a drink. ❜

THE LIGHTNING THIEF MUSICAL STARTERS.

                ❝ —— Lucky I brought a bottle of FIREWHISKY                 with me here then huh? ❞

@loathedlineage

[vaememes]

` ° * ✧ ° RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛ Have you been playing with matches again? ❜ ❛ Do have anymore of that one stuff? ❜ ❛ So, where do we go from here? ❜ ❛ What the hell is that thing? ❜ ❛ You know, you aren’t supposed to be doing that. ❜ ❛ I almost forgot you only come around when you need me. ❜ ❛ Oh, yeah, you played me good, didn’t you? ❜ ❛ I’m not joking with you this time. ❜ ❛ Do you ever think about having kids? ❜ ❛ I didn’t mean to punch you that hard. ❜ ❛ Nice shiner there, buddy. ❜ ❛ Great way to start the day. ❜ ❛ I just want peace and quiet. ❜ ❛ Please, just go away already, ugh. ❜ ❛ I’m not giving you any money! ❜ ❛ You don’t own me. ❜ ❛ Tell me what to do or what to say. ❜ ❛ I love my freedom. ❜ ❛ Shut up before I break your arm. ❜ ❛ Now, that looks like a grand adventure. ❜ ❛ I’m taking you home, come on. ❜ ❛ Jesus, are you really that drunk? ❜ ❛ What did you take? How many you’d take? ❜ ❛ That’s not an orange. It’s a lemon. ❜ ❛ The wait is almost over. ❜ ❛ So, when are we going to finally meet? ❜ ❛ I would like to see you in person. ❜ ❛ Are you online dating again? ❜ ❛ I’m not sad, I’m just tired. ❜ ❛ I want to take a nap so bad. ❜ ❛ I thought we could just nap together. ❜ ❛ Life can be messy. ❜ ❛ I wish life could be mess free. ❜ ❛ Are you high or just stupid? ❜ ❛ You can be anything you set your mind to. ❜ ❛ We are not going to be like them. ❜ ❛ I just wanted to fit in, I don’t know. ❜ ❛ Are you going to that party tonight? ❜ ❛ I thought we’d be together forever. ❜ ❛ I really liked you. My fault. ❜ ❛ We don’t like surprises. ❜ ❛ Please save the lecture for someone who gives a shit. ❜ ❛ What the hell did you do? ❜ ❛ Well, you poor thing. ❜ ❛ I’m just saying, murder is an option. ❜ ❛ We can always kill them, yeah? ❜ ❛ What’s all this glitter for anyway? ❜ ❛ Damn, you look like shit. Smell like it too. ❜ ❛ It’s not too dark and not too light. ❜ ❛ I wanted to know what you liked so I stalked you. ❜ ❛ I didn’t stalk anyone for the last time already. ❜ ❛ I’m not sorry and I have no regrets. ❜ ❛ You are so fucked, you know that? ❜ ❛ Hey, you stole that from me! Give it back! ❜ ❛ Screw you. ❜ ❛ Just fuck off already. ❜ ❛ You look like a Simpson. ❜ ❛ I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings. ❜ ❛ I’m not mean, I’m just honest. ❜ ❛ I will stab you with my fingernail, try me. ❜ ❛ Your wish is my command. ❜ ❛ I would love to see you suffer. ❜ ❛ I’m not in, no way. This is bad. ❜ ❛ I don’t want to break any rules. ❜ ❛ Fine then. Don’t call and don’t text me anymore. ❜ ❛ I’m not mad at you, don’t worry. ❜ ❛ Do not ever question my parenthood again. ❜ ❛ I don’t have time for this. ❜ ❛ Death is all around us. ❜ ❛ You’re just like the girl from gone girl. ❜ ❛ You left, not me. ❜ ❛ I’m not the one that’s always leaving. ❜ ❛ I can’t believe this is truly happening. ❜ ❛ I was wondering, if you wanted to look at the stars with me? ❜ ❛ I always wanted to go on a date. ❜ ❛ I knew you were trouble when you walked in. ❜ ❛ I had a feeling. ❜ ❛ Wait, do you feel that? That vibe right now? ❜ ❛ Where could the gem be? ❜ ❛ Do I look like someone you should mess with? ❜ ❛ It stinks it this place. Can’t believe you call it home. ❜ ❛ Wow, this is your house? ❜ ❛ I can’t believe you didn’t think to ask me first. ❜ ❛ You have a lot to learn. ❜ ❛ What do you take me for? ❜ ❛ What do I have to do to get it from you? ❜ ❛ Will you ever stop asking me that? ❜ ❛ This place never ceases to amaze me. ❜

[fighterpiilot-deactivated201602]

here the thing about memes with me:

idk if a lot of people i am mutuals with are scared to send them? idk if i am intimidating, i try not to be at all. i try to make myself as approachable as possible. but here’s the lowdown about memes with me.

YOU’VE SENT 6 MEMES ALREADY? SEND THE MEME YOU’VE NEVER INTERACTED WITH ME AT ALL? SEND THE MEME YOU’RE NOT SURE IF YOU’RE ALLOWED TO SEND IT CAUSE IT’S SHIPPY? SEND IT.

memes are amazing ice breakers. they’re wonderful ways to see how our characters might interact together in a thread. my only rule is that i only take memes from mutuals. i have no other rules. when in doubt, SEND THE MEME.

[immortalslayed-deactivated20180]

hey you, yes you, we should rp.

this is a message to all of my mutuals,  especially the ones that i have not yet interacted with  !!  we should  get  together  and  do  a  thing. i can look through your wishlist, or you can look at mine. or  we  can  pants  it.  even  just a small thing. or even  a  verse.  i  am  open  to  many things.  but really,  let’s  just  do a thing.  okay ?  like this, or message me, or IM me– i like the IM thingy. c:

[ask-meme-addicts]

❝Llamas with Hats❞ Sentence Meme

“There’s a dead human in our house.”

“[name], what did you do?”

“Me? I, uh, I didn’t do this!”

“Why did you kill this person, [name]?”

“I do not kill people, that is - That is my least favorite thing to do.”

“Well, this guy walked in. So I went up to him. And I, uh, I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.”

“That kills people!”

“Yeah, I’m in the wrong here. I suck.”

“What happened to his hands? Why are they missing?”

“I kind of, uh, cooked them up. And ate them.”

“I was hungry, and well, y’know, when you crave hands, that’s - “

“I was hungry for hands! Give me a break.”

“My stomach was making the rumblies. That only hands would satisfy.”

“What is wrong with you, [name]?”

“Well, I kill people and I eat hands, that’s two things.”

“You sunk an entire cruise ship!”

“I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain’s face!”

“That sounds dangerous.”

“You were headbutting children off the side of the ship!”

“That, uh, that must’ve been horrifying to watch.”

“And then you started making out with the ice sculptures!”

“Why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?”

“Well, they were, uh, taking all the crescent rolls.”

“I will not apologize for art.”

“Whoa, you won the prize. I didn’t even notice that.”

“I have a problem. I have a serious problem.”

“You are just terrible today!”

“Shhh. Do you hear that? That’s the sound of forgiveness.”

“That’s what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.”

[asiptu]

Like for a starter or answer an open if you’d like to interact.

[asiptu]

"Unfortunately, I'm going to have to leave you here to die." (hellfcre)

THE LEGO MOVIE - SENTENCE STARTERS

              ❝ —— Why don’t you put your money where               your mouth is then an’ FUCK OFF? ❞

@hellfcre

[asiptu]

𒀀 [ DEAN ]

          ❝ ——————— I ain’t try'na doubt the (( EXPERT ))                 here but this could still easily be a WITCH. An’                 I ain’t talkin’ down t’ you I just don’t get why you’re                     so against this as the ( ANSWER ). ❞

              ❝ —— Well for a  start  I haven't seen a single               hex bag  ANYWHERE,  an'  unless  you  know               somethin' I don't witches don't  tend  t' be able               to warp reality this way, as a general rule. No,               this is probably some kinda trickster. ❞

[startersofroleplay]

Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Sentence Starters

“Betrayed by my own butt yet again.”

“Can you explain memes to me?”

“Contrary to popular belief, penguins are… birds.”

“Did you think I was gonna stab you just now?”

“Don’t cry. Don’t cry. I swear to god if you cry again.”

“Don’t write checks your dick can’t cash.”

“Here’s to bad decisions and relaxed moral values.”

“How’s the…… jeeeeeeeeeesus?”

“I am a happy little cheese monster.”

“I am spinning a web of lies that I fear will one day consume me.”

“I don’t want your stupid fruit leather.”

“I have to get a solid two to three hours of brooding in per day. Filling quotas.”

“It’s called ‘string cheese’ and not ‘chompy cheese’ for a reason.”

“I’ll probably end up standing uncomfortably in the corner with a plate of food and hope that nobody talks to me.”

“I’m so many levels of irony deep I’ve forgotten what humour is.”

“I’m suddenly struck with the overwhelming need to crawl back into bed.”

“Mothman is bullshit.”

“My ultimate sexual fantasy is sleeping in on a Saturday.”

“OH SHIT THAT’S A KNIFE.”

“See you in class… bitch.”

“Sharks are tight.”

“So, you ever kill a man?”

“Stop being so desperate to please your hot friend.”

“That… that is a good butt.”

“The key to being cool is acting like you don’t care about anything but actually care very deeply about everything to the point where it’s debilitating.”

“This ice cream cake is my new boyfriend.”

“This is where I come to masturbate.”

“Wait, I’m a wreck.”

“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.”

“You can never be too careful. See that baby in that stroller over there? Government operative.”

“Your face… is… good.”

“Your unending thirst will be your ultimate downfall.”

[asiptu]

❛ I don’t have time for vendettas. The mission is what matters. ❜

SENTENCE MEME: 170 BUFFY SUMMERS QUOTES

              ❝ —— Well that’ll be a first for you,  this is               startin’ NOW right? Cause if that was what               you were aimin’ for before.. ❞

@thefamedhunter

[asiptu]

"Oh, now there's a prophecy."

THE LEGO MOVIE - SENTENCE STARTERS

              ❝ —— There’s  always  a DAMN prophecy.              You’ve gotta whole  series’a  prophecies, I              read them.. you’d think the man upstairs’d              give the power  of  prophecy  t’ an actually              good writer but..  ❞

@thefamedhunter

[asiptu]

❛ what witch doesn’t own a spell book? ❜

✧  MAGIC  SENTENCE  STARTERS.

               ❝ —— One that really ain’t much GOOD. I don’t               do a lot of magic, I suck at it, trust me.  ❞

@wxlshwitch

[ventimigrillo]

Milo Ventimiglia as (fluffy) Jack Pearson ↳ This is Us 1.12 “The Big Day”