Ask Macavity.

This was probably the stupidest idea Alonzo had ever had. He knew that it was and he had had plenty of stupid ideas as a kit. Walking straight into the middle of Macavity's territory, looking for his base of operations ranked as the top stupid idea. But, still, he felt like it had to be done. And if he faced Macavity, then he would release all the anger he held for the other cat whether it killed Alonzo or not. He was prepared for anything at this point. (-ask--alonzo)

Macavity had been watching the black and white tom for quite a while before he decided to approach. Of course, he appeared behind the other, knowing that it would be harder for the other to run back the way he came from. “Strange.” He spoke, quite suddenly. “Not very often that I see Jellicles willingly being around these parts.” That wasn’t a lie. Sometimes, an oblivious cat would come wandering in here, not knowing where they were. But Macavity could feel that the other wasn’t particularly lost. “What are you looking for?” The fiery red tom asked, surpressing the urge to rip out the jellicles jugular for just a second. Because, surprisingly, he was curious.

@ask–alonzo

Alonzo turned quickly on his feet and raised his haunches, his fur standing on end. A hiss escaped him, “Macavity!” It was no surprise. In fact, his claws were already out and posed to fight the tom should he attack. Alonzo would not strike first. Not yet. Not unless he was pushed. He hissed again, “I’m not going to tell you of all cats.” Macavity could have had the jump on Alonzo, the other cat knew, but instead had apparently decided to toy with him. He was not keened to be toyed with, especially by the mystery cat. His fur bristled as his eyes narrowed at the other, fangs bared offensively. Alonzo doubted the other was afraid of him, but he wasn’t about to play it cool around the other.

Macavity barely even flinched. “So defensive.” He purred. “What? Are you afraid?” The mystery cat asked, taking a few steps closer to Alonzo. “I recognize you.” He said, his demeanor as calm as ever. But you could see in his eyes just how much he wanted to kill the other. “Why are you here?” Macavity asked, ignoring the fact that Alonzo was probably not going to answer again. “I would like to know why you willingly came here to die.” Macavity hissed.

Unafraid, even though he knew he should have been, Alonzo hissed right back. The ass didn’t even know his name, he was certain. His claws dug into the dirt, “I didn’t come looking for you.” He was already caught; there wasn’t anything that he could reveal now that would make any potential injuries worse. Except maybe that he was with Munkustrap and Demeter. Instead he hissed again, “But your headquarters. Now that I was interested in.”

“You came here for my headquarters. But not me.” He raised a brow. That was certainly not something he’d encountered before. “Now, why on earth is that? I figure with who you know, you’d love to kill me as soon as you’d got the chance.” He stopped for a second, narrowing his eyes, before smiling again. “No, wait, you do want to kill me. That makes this situation even more senseless.” Macavity laughed. Alonzo must’ve been the first cat in quite a while that Mac didn’t understand.

Alonzo hissed again, “Oh, sure, I want to kill you, but the tactical advantage to knowing your hideout?” He smirked, unable to help himself. The spotted tom knew he was caught anyway. It wasn’t like he had found the headquarters anyway. As far as the Mystery Cat was concerned, he was still safe. Still, there was no way Alonzo was going to escape unscathed, but he didn’t want Macavity to fair much better. Maybe he would get lucky. If he got angry enough, who knew what he could do?

“Oh, please. How will you ever have a tactical advantage when I’m going to kill you?” The mystery cat asked, giving a devilish smile. “And couldn’t your lover tell you where this place was anyway? She’s been here enough times. You’ve come here for nothing, Alonzo.” He laughed at the other. “Well, for nothing other than death.” The tom begun to approach, his fur rising. “I’ll admit, your plan might’ve had a hint of intellect to it. But the execution? Oh, heavens, no.”

“So, you do know who I am,” Alonzo spat. There was no escape, that much he knew. Last time he and Munkustrap had fought Macavity, they had needed the whole tribe’s help to best him. He hissed again, “And, no because unlike you, I love her. I’d never let her get hurt especially not by you. Not again. In fact, you should leave my entire tribe alone. That includes Jerrie and Teazer.” If he was going down, he was going down swinging and he’d take as much of Macavity as he could down with him. Which was why, instead of pouncing forward in a fruitless attempt to pin down the mystery cat, Alonzo quickly turned his back on him, sliding backward quickly until he could outstretch and slash with his back paws.

With a hiss, the mystery cat just slightly stumbled backwards. Sure, Alonzo had struck, but it felt like nothing to Macavity. In the blink of an eye, he'd gone from standing behind the black and white tom to being right in front of him. Macavity grabbed the sides of Alonzo's head, claws digging into his skin as he read the other. "You don't know a thing about me and Demeter. Neither do you know anything about me and those traitors. Where does all this confidence come from?" He spat. "You come waltzing into my territory, thinking you know anything about me, thinking you can just tell me what I cannot do, order me to leave the tribe alone and then, what? Finish me off? Kill me?" Macavity laughed. "For such an insecure cat like yourself, you've got your head shoved surprisingly far up your ass." He tightened his grip on the tom. "Let me give you some advice. Stop trying to be the hero. You can't end all of this. You can't keep me away from Demeter or my brother. You can't keep me away from Mungojerrie or Rumpleteazer. And you can't prevent any of their deaths."

#alonzo

This was probably the stupidest idea Alonzo had ever had. He knew that it was and he had had plenty of stupid ideas as a kit. Walking straight into the middle of Macavity's territory, looking for his base of operations ranked as the top stupid idea. But, still, he felt like it had to be done. And if he faced Macavity, then he would release all the anger he held for the other cat whether it killed Alonzo or not. He was prepared for anything at this point. (-ask--alonzo)

Macavity had been watching the black and white tom for quite a while before he decided to approach. Of course, he appeared behind the other, knowing that it would be harder for the other to run back the way he came from. “Strange.” He spoke, quite suddenly. “Not very often that I see Jellicles willingly being around these parts.” That wasn’t a lie. Sometimes, an oblivious cat would come wandering in here, not knowing where they were. But Macavity could feel that the other wasn’t particularly lost. “What are you looking for?” The fiery red tom asked, surpressing the urge to rip out the jellicles jugular for just a second. Because, surprisingly, he was curious.

@ask–alonzo

Alonzo turned quickly on his feet and raised his haunches, his fur standing on end. A hiss escaped him, “Macavity!” It was no surprise. In fact, his claws were already out and posed to fight the tom should he attack. Alonzo would not strike first. Not yet. Not unless he was pushed. He hissed again, “I’m not going to tell you of all cats.” Macavity could have had the jump on Alonzo, the other cat knew, but instead had apparently decided to toy with him. He was not keened to be toyed with, especially by the mystery cat. His fur bristled as his eyes narrowed at the other, fangs bared offensively. Alonzo doubted the other was afraid of him, but he wasn’t about to play it cool around the other.

Macavity barely even flinched. “So defensive.” He purred. “What? Are you afraid?” The mystery cat asked, taking a few steps closer to Alonzo. “I recognize you.” He said, his demeanor as calm as ever. But you could see in his eyes just how much he wanted to kill the other. “Why are you here?” Macavity asked, ignoring the fact that Alonzo was probably not going to answer again. “I would like to know why you willingly came here to die.” Macavity hissed.

Unafraid, even though he knew he should have been, Alonzo hissed right back. The ass didn’t even know his name, he was certain. His claws dug into the dirt, “I didn’t come looking for you.” He was already caught; there wasn’t anything that he could reveal now that would make any potential injuries worse. Except maybe that he was with Munkustrap and Demeter. Instead he hissed again, “But your headquarters. Now that I was interested in.”

“You came here for my headquarters. But not me.” He raised a brow. That was certainly not something he’d encountered before. “Now, why on earth is that? I figure with who you know, you’d love to kill me as soon as you’d got the chance.” He stopped for a second, narrowing his eyes, before smiling again. “No, wait, you do want to kill me. That makes this situation even more senseless.” Macavity laughed. Alonzo must’ve been the first cat in quite a while that Mac didn’t understand.

Alonzo hissed again, “Oh, sure, I want to kill you, but the tactical advantage to knowing your hideout?” He smirked, unable to help himself. The spotted tom knew he was caught anyway. It wasn’t like he had found the headquarters anyway. As far as the Mystery Cat was concerned, he was still safe. Still, there was no way Alonzo was going to escape unscathed, but he didn’t want Macavity to fair much better. Maybe he would get lucky. If he got angry enough, who knew what he could do?

"Oh, please. How will you ever have a tactical advantage when I'm going to kill you?" The mystery cat asked, giving a devilish smile. "And couldn't your lover tell you where this place was anyway? She's been here enough times. You've come here for nothing, Alonzo." He laughed at the other. "Well, for nothing other than death." The tom begun to approach, his fur rising. "I'll admit, your plan might've had a hint of intellect to it. But the execution? Oh, heavens, no."

This was probably the stupidest idea Alonzo had ever had. He knew that it was and he had had plenty of stupid ideas as a kit. Walking straight into the middle of Macavity's territory, looking for his base of operations ranked as the top stupid idea. But, still, he felt like it had to be done. And if he faced Macavity, then he would release all the anger he held for the other cat whether it killed Alonzo or not. He was prepared for anything at this point. (-ask--alonzo)

Macavity had been watching the black and white tom for quite a while before he decided to approach. Of course, he appeared behind the other, knowing that it would be harder for the other to run back the way he came from. “Strange.” He spoke, quite suddenly. “Not very often that I see Jellicles willingly being around these parts.” That wasn’t a lie. Sometimes, an oblivious cat would come wandering in here, not knowing where they were. But Macavity could feel that the other wasn’t particularly lost. “What are you looking for?” The fiery red tom asked, surpressing the urge to rip out the jellicles jugular for just a second. Because, surprisingly, he was curious.

@ask–alonzo

Alonzo turned quickly on his feet and raised his haunches, his fur standing on end. A hiss escaped him, “Macavity!” It was no surprise. In fact, his claws were already out and posed to fight the tom should he attack. Alonzo would not strike first. Not yet. Not unless he was pushed. He hissed again, “I’m not going to tell you of all cats.” Macavity could have had the jump on Alonzo, the other cat knew, but instead had apparently decided to toy with him. He was not keened to be toyed with, especially by the mystery cat. His fur bristled as his eyes narrowed at the other, fangs bared offensively. Alonzo doubted the other was afraid of him, but he wasn’t about to play it cool around the other.

Macavity barely even flinched. “So defensive.” He purred. “What? Are you afraid?” The mystery cat asked, taking a few steps closer to Alonzo. “I recognize you.” He said, his demeanor as calm as ever. But you could see in his eyes just how much he wanted to kill the other. “Why are you here?” Macavity asked, ignoring the fact that Alonzo was probably not going to answer again. “I would like to know why you willingly came here to die.” Macavity hissed.

Unafraid, even though he knew he should have been, Alonzo hissed right back. The ass didn’t even know his name, he was certain. His claws dug into the dirt, “I didn’t come looking for you.” He was already caught; there wasn’t anything that he could reveal now that would make any potential injuries worse. Except maybe that he was with Munkustrap and Demeter. Instead he hissed again, “But your headquarters. Now that I was interested in.”

"You came here for my headquarters. But not me." He raised a brow. That was certainly not something he'd encountered before. "Now, why on earth is that? I figure with who you know, you'd love to kill me as soon as you'd got the chance." He stopped for a second, narrowing his eyes, before smiling again. "No, wait, you do want to kill me. That makes this situation even more senseless." Macavity laughed. Alonzo must've been the first cat in quite a while that Mac didn't understand.

Jenny sneaks up to Macavitys den and peers in, Damn this is a stupid idea. She throughs a rock into his den and stands at the entrance. (ask-catmom)

The mystery cat perked up at the sound, turning to look directly at the rock. And then he moved to look at the queen at the entrance of the den. He recognised her. A little. "Unless you're looking to get mauled." Macavity smiled. "I'd suggest you leave immediately."

@ask-catmom

ask-catmom

"I'm not trying to fight i just want to talk." she steps closer to him and into the den, "I understand you have some sort of relations with tea and jerrie, now i need you to understand that they are my kits. I want to know what exactly made you hurt them like that.".

"You raised some terribly stupid kids, my dear." Macavity chuckled, looking the queen up and down. "Seems they got it from their mother. Tell me, what exactly makes you think I'd ever consider wasting my time chit chatting with you? I don't even know who you are."

ask-catmom

Jenny laughs "Yeah they are pretty stupid huh, to work for you you can't be that smart." Jenny is honestly appalled by him judging her parenting. "You knew me a long while ago, you've changed so much sense then. I remember when you were a kitten, running around with your family. That was the last time you were truly happy wasn't it.".

"I was never happy. But I was quite skilled at pretending." Macavity sneered at Jenny. "I can't say I'm very willing to discuss my past with you, though. So unless you're not done talking about how evil I am for trying to kill your kits, I'd advise you to leave. Unless you'd want to die for nothing, I can arrange that." He smiled again.

This was probably the stupidest idea Alonzo had ever had. He knew that it was and he had had plenty of stupid ideas as a kit. Walking straight into the middle of Macavity's territory, looking for his base of operations ranked as the top stupid idea. But, still, he felt like it had to be done. And if he faced Macavity, then he would release all the anger he held for the other cat whether it killed Alonzo or not. He was prepared for anything at this point. (-ask--alonzo)

Macavity had been watching the black and white tom for quite a while before he decided to approach. Of course, he appeared behind the other, knowing that it would be harder for the other to run back the way he came from. “Strange.” He spoke, quite suddenly. “Not very often that I see Jellicles willingly being around these parts.” That wasn’t a lie. Sometimes, an oblivious cat would come wandering in here, not knowing where they were. But Macavity could feel that the other wasn’t particularly lost. “What are you looking for?” The fiery red tom asked, surpressing the urge to rip out the jellicles jugular for just a second. Because, surprisingly, he was curious.

@ask–alonzo

Alonzo turned quickly on his feet and raised his haunches, his fur standing on end. A hiss escaped him, “Macavity!” It was no surprise. In fact, his claws were already out and posed to fight the tom should he attack. Alonzo would not strike first. Not yet. Not unless he was pushed. He hissed again, “I’m not going to tell you of all cats.” Macavity could have had the jump on Alonzo, the other cat knew, but instead had apparently decided to toy with him. He was not keened to be toyed with, especially by the mystery cat. His fur bristled as his eyes narrowed at the other, fangs bared offensively. Alonzo doubted the other was afraid of him, but he wasn’t about to play it cool around the other.

Macavity barely even flinched. "So defensive." He purred. "What? Are you afraid?" The mystery cat asked, taking a few steps closer to Alonzo. "I recognize you." He said, his demeanor as calm as ever. But you could see in his eyes just how much he wanted to kill the other. "Why are you here?" Macavity asked, ignoring the fact that Alonzo was probably not going to answer again. "I would like to know why you willingly came here to die." Macavity hissed.

This was probably the stupidest idea Alonzo had ever had. He knew that it was and he had had plenty of stupid ideas as a kit. Walking straight into the middle of Macavity's territory, looking for his base of operations ranked as the top stupid idea. But, still, he felt like it had to be done. And if he faced Macavity, then he would release all the anger he held for the other cat whether it killed Alonzo or not. He was prepared for anything at this point. (-ask--alonzo)

Macavity had been watching the black and white tom for quite a while before he decided to approach. Of course, he appeared behind the other, knowing that it would be harder for the other to run back the way he came from. "Strange." He spoke, quite suddenly. "Not very often that I see Jellicles willingly being around these parts." That wasn't a lie. Sometimes, an oblivious cat would come wandering in here, not knowing where they were. But Macavity could feel that the other wasn't particularly lost. "What are you looking for?" The fiery red tom asked, surpressing the urge to rip out the jellicles jugular for just a second. Because, surprisingly, he was curious.

@ask--alonzo

#ask #alonzo

Jenny sneaks up to Macavitys den and peers in, Damn this is a stupid idea. She throughs a rock into his den and stands at the entrance. (ask-catmom)

The mystery cat perked up at the sound, turning to look directly at the rock. And then he moved to look at the queen at the entrance of the den. He recognised her. A little. "Unless you're looking to get mauled." Macavity smiled. "I'd suggest you leave immediately."

@ask-catmom

ask-catmom

"I'm not trying to fight i just want to talk." she steps closer to him and into the den, "I understand you have some sort of relations with tea and jerrie, now i need you to understand that they are my kits. I want to know what exactly made you hurt them like that.".

"You raised some terribly stupid kids, my dear." Macavity chuckled, looking the queen up and down. "Seems they got it from their mother. Tell me, what exactly makes you think I'd ever consider wasting my time chit chatting with you? I don't even know who you are."

Jenny sneaks up to Macavitys den and peers in, Damn this is a stupid idea. She throughs a rock into his den and stands at the entrance. (ask-catmom)

The mystery cat perked up at the sound, turning to look directly at the rock. And then he moved to look at the queen at the entrance of the den. He recognised her. A little. "Unless you're looking to get mauled." Macavity smiled. "I'd suggest you leave immediately."

@ask-catmom

#ask #jennyanydots

ask--munkustrap

"Ah. There you are. I've been looking for you all over! Did you try to hide from me or something? Ha. I could almost believe you knew I was coming." - Macavity

Munkustrap’s fur bristled as heard a voice he’d hoped he would never hear again. Quickly, the tabby spun around on the spot, his eyes narrowing at the sight of his disowned brother. “What are you doing here?” He spat, immediately on edge.

@ask–macavity

“What? Can a tom not just want to visit his brother, whom he hasn’t seen in oh so long?” Macavity purred, sauntering closer to the silver tom. “But, fine. If you wish to skip the chit chat, I’d gladly slit your throat right now.” He gave a sweet smile.

ask--munkustrap

“Back off.” Munkustrap hissed, his ears falling back. “We don’t have to do this.” He said. It was true, he didn’t want to fight him. Munk didn’t know why. Still, he was prepared to do it if he had to.

"Oh, no no no. We do." Macavity, of course, didn't listen. He just continued to approach. "I think your death is long overdue, brother." The mystery cat spat out the word 'brother' like it was an insult. He hated that word.

#munkustrap

ask--munkustrap

"Ah. There you are. I've been looking for you all over! Did you try to hide from me or something? Ha. I could almost believe you knew I was coming." - Macavity

Munkustrap’s fur bristled as heard a voice he’d hoped he would never hear again. Quickly, the tabby spun around on the spot, his eyes narrowing at the sight of his disowned brother. “What are you doing here?” He spat, immediately on edge.

@ask–macavity

“What? Can a tom not just want to visit his brother, whom he hasn’t seen in oh so long?” Macavity purred, sauntering closer to the silver tom. “But, fine. If you wish to skip the chit chat, I’d gladly slit your throat right now.” He gave a sweet smile.

#munkustrap

Rumpleteazer walked into Macavity's lair. She was terrified but it was something she had to do. She wasn't gonna back down now. "M-Macavity....." Her voice shook as she carefully took a step closer. Maybe she could strike a deal...Or maybe she was a dumb kid who had some kind of death wish. (ask-teazer)

@ask-teazer

The mystery cat didn't turn around when he heard Rumpleteazer's voice. He barely moved at all. He knew she was there the moment she entered the lair. "What do you want?" Macavity asked sharply, not in the mood to waste time on her.

Well...uhh I was wondering if uhh...you know where my brother is?...I haven't heard from him and I looked all over" This was mostly true except she ended up finding him but shh. All of her previous confidence was gone and her plan was crumbling before her eyes. Fuck this was not going to end well...

"Your brother is a traitor. I'd rather you not interact with him." That really just meant: 'If I know that you've been speaking to him I'll rip your jugular vein out with my bare hands.' "I hope idiocy like his isn't genetic, though from the knowledge I've gained during the years of having the displeasure of knowing you, Teazer, it is. Now stop wasting my time."

Teazer looked at him in disbelief, he couldn't expect her to actually not talk to him. "He's my brother, my best friend, I'm not gonna give up talking to him.for you" The words just slipped out. She meant everything she was saying but she didn't mean to tell him. "Where is he?" She was silently hoping that when she died in a few minuets that she would be remembered for being a dumbass who angered the most dangerous cat there was.

Macavity's eyes narrowed and his fur bristled. "So you're disobeying direct orders?" He suddenly turned around, staring down at Rumpleteazer. "I'm already in a bad mood today, Tea. Don't make me kill you." The tom growled, slowly stepping closer to the other cat. "Why would I tell you where he is? He would be found. You would help him. Then he wouldn't die."

Rumpleteazer was shaking in her spot. She was gonna be brave and protective and good like...like Munkustrap. "I'm not gonna stop caring for my brother bo matter who tells me to..." Tea gulped, "I don't want to work for you...you're horrible and I don't want to do this anymore!!!" Teazer definitely regrets this, once again her mouth was running faster than her brain. She was shaking as she slowly backed up and tried to run away.

Macavity suddenly smiled. "You think you have a choice in leaving?" He asked, just coming closer and closer. "You're not going anywhere. And you're not seeing your brother again." He said. Even if he was smiling, his voice was dark. "I don't care about what you want, Rumpleteazer."

Rumpleteazer started to shake from fear and for the first time in her life she was too scared to speak. She just wanted to run and run and keep on running, she didn't want to do this. She wanted to be happy!! "Please..." Was all she could say