HELLO HUMANS THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING

HOLY FUCK THE GAME FINALLY ENDED AND NOW WE HAVE AN ACTUAL REAL LIFE CAN TOWN. IT ONLY TOOK US, WHAT, SEVEN YEARS? SEND YOUR NOOK THROBBING QUESTIONS INTO MY MAIL AND I WILL TELL YOU HOW EXACTLY LIFE IS TREATING US NOW THAT THE FUCKED UP CHAPTER OF OUR LIVES IS OVER

[ask--postsburbcarcinogeneticist]

I WANT TO INTERACT WITH MY FOLLOWERS!!!! VOTE NOW IT WILL BE UP FOR A WEEK ONLY!

[super-heroic-incredible-team]

Announcements

I have added a second member to this blog!  Everyone (all two of you) give a warm round of applause to Mod Katie!

Also, it took me months to realize this, but the ask box has actually been closed this whole time. >__> I’ve now opened it, so send us questions and junk! :D

An AU campaigns is in the works and will be hosted on its own separate blog.  Once it’s up and running, I encourage all of you to go follow! I won’t give away too much, but I will say that some alignments will be changed, there will be new characters, and there’s actually an on-going plot!

[andy-the-human]

Like dnd? Follow this blog!

[ask-obsequious-mr-equius]

AFTER YOU WENT OFF ON ME LIKE A HOOFBEAST GOES OFF ON A FERAL MEOWBEAST I DID SOME SELF REFLECTING AND REALIZED HOW FUCKING GROSS I WAS

I GUESS I SHOULD STOP WATCHING PROM MOVIES FROM THE PREVIOUS EARTH I FUCKED UP

SO HERE IS AN OBLIGATORY APOLOGY CAKE IT IS PINK AND SWEET AND MADE UP MOSTLY OF FROSTING

ACTUALLY IT IS TOTALLY MADE UP OF FROSTING

LIKE THE WHOLE THING IS JUST FROSTING

I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE HOW TO COOK

OR BAKE

BUT YEAH IT IS EDIBLE AND IM SORRY

~from ask–postsburbcarcinogeneticist

D–> Ah ha ha well D–> The cake looks lovely  D–> I’m sorry for snapping at you  D–> But I’m glad you understand why I was upset 

[ask--postsburbcarcinogeneticist]

(:B

[ask--postsburbcarcinogeneticist]

WHY NOT???

[ask--postsburbcarcinogeneticist]

REMINDER

(( ya'll are missing out on a lot of drama over @cancerous-blood this blog's ic/rp blog Also it's Grub week! Send in grub hatching related asks ))

[ask--postsburbcarcinogeneticist]

Locked in a room full of porn or sell your ᖘꍟ꓄꓄ꌩ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ ꌗꂦꀎ꒒ ꓄ꂦ ꌗꍏ꓄ꍏꈤ-

HOW CAN I SELL MY SOUL WHEN HIC ALREADY HAS IT???

[ask--postsburbcarcinogeneticist]

Well then. I don't have any Crocker baked goods, but I can give you a basket of baked sweets that I made, right?

THIS PLEASES THE GOD OF BLOOD

[askmisterjimmybar]

7: 

Hey, I needed something to take my mind away from the bozos I have to work with. Someone recommended one of these blogs. Feel free to send in questions.

[ask--postsburbcarcinogeneticist]

Which do you like more: baked sweets or candy?

EASYBAKED SWEETSCROCKERS CAKES ARE FUCKING DELICIOUS

[ask--postsburbcarcinogeneticist]

WE SMOOCHED *ONE TIME* STRIDER

[ask--postsburbcarcinogeneticist]

Make a choice: A hug or a sacrificial offering for you?

A SACRIFICIAL OFFERINGI CAN GET HUGS FROM ALMOST ALL OF MY QUADRANTS AND THEN SOME FROM MY FRIENDSI DEMAND SWEETS

[ask--postsburbcarcinogeneticist]

Choose between: dave and kanaya

OH FUCKI'M SORRY DAVE BUT YOU'VE GOT TO GOMOIRAILS BEFORE PAILS

[kabukiaku]

Make me choose between _______? Or _______?

this is gonna be hard

[ask--postsburbcarcinogeneticist]

[ask-the-broseph]

I did it for the vine. Come shoot me some questions, bro.

[ask--postsburbcarcinogeneticist]

ISNT IT WEIRD HOW SOME OF THESE GRUBS LOOK LIKE OUR DEAD FRIENDS???

I Assume It Is Because We All Come From The Mother Grub

YEAH BUT THIS IS A NEW MOTHER GR-- WAIT... WHAT WAS THAT NOISE???

((The Grub event is here!!! But the grubs are in peril!! Will Karkat save the grubs? Or will there be a repeat of what happened to Porrim’s generation? Follow to find out!))

[ask-the-dirkcrocker]

[Insert communism here] ~ask--postsburbcarcinogenticist ((I'm on mobile so I can't send the image, but I dare you to fight me))

Send ☭ x for a vs. battle quote to your muse

@ask–postsburbcarcinogeneticist

вaттle ιnтro: wнo тнe нecĸ. vιcтory: dιdn’т тнιnĸ тнaт woυld вe poѕѕιвle. нalғ нp: ooooн, we’re нalғway тнere. low нp: ooooн, lιvιn’ on a prayer–. deғeaт: aн ѕнιт, yoυ вeaт мe. deaтн: goιng all тнe way..? aѕѕιѕт: need a нelpιng нand? тaυnт: ι тнoυgнт тrollѕ were a мore aggreѕѕιve race?  reacтιng тo тaυnт: нey, мore ғιgнтιng, leѕѕ тalĸιng! ғlee: ι need тo go. reacтιng тo ғlee: вaвy coмe вacĸ. (yoυ can вlaмe ιт all on мe.) тιe: ιnтereѕтιng тυrn oғ evenтѕ. perғecт vιcтory: …υneхpecтed, вυт oĸay.  low нp vιcтory: нoly ѕнιт, тнaт waѕ cloѕe. ғιnιѕнιng мove: eaт ѕιcĸleѕ.