Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Not today Justin
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The Bowery Presents
Color Me Curious
The Bright Sessions
KIROKAZE
if i look back, i am lost
One Nice Bug Per Day
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pixel skylines
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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Mike Driver
Love Begins
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@super-heroic-incredible-team
D&D monster concept
Non-newtonian slimes
Hitting them harder does less damage
Their AC is 13 and you have to roll below it to hit
especially effective against high-level players
FUCK
I made it
edit - wow tumblr, thanks for making that picture look like shit
So You Decided to Play D&D...
How you think it works:
How it actually does:
SOMEONE WHO DOESNT WATCH WRESTLING EXPLAIN THIS
Violin Exorcism
When a party of bards attacks the warrior
@beeprincen @schemetrolls cause you two are our bards
Vicious mockery used in sync
d&d spells as memes. i’ll start
power word kill
heroes’ feast
Mirror image
dissonant whispers
counterspell
Vicious Mockery
Charm Person
magic missile
@tomthefanboy
Summon Elemental (Earth)
Delayed Blast Fireball
Polymorph Other
Psychic Scream
Astral Projection
This is my fav post.
Zone of Truth
Intense Perception Check
when a bard uses vicious mockery what they say comes out sounding incomprehensibly bass boosted and that’s how it causes physical damage
Bard:
Happy Pride Month, everyone! 🌈🌈🌈
Three types of D&D classes:
Those that derail the adventure by saying “I’m gonna kill it”
Those that derail the adventure by saying “I’m gonna steal it”
Those that derail the adventure by saying “I’m gonna fuck it”
Kill:
Paladin - unflinchingly devoted to combating evil, or dangerously repressed? Either way, inclined to smite first, ask questions never, because they don’t approve of necromancy.
Ranger - if you’re lucky, the ranger has a tragic backstory that requires revenge. If you’re not, they’re straight up a trophy hunter.
Barbarian - tendency to get murdery when confused.
Steal:
Rogue - if it’s not nailed down, the rogue’s taking it home. If it is nailed down, they’re also taking the nails.
Wizard - look, those spell books aren’t going to read themselves, unless they will, in which case the wizard really wants them.
Fighter - less impulsively stabby than the more niche stabby classes, but may be unlikely to resist the urge to acquire something fancy to stab with.
Fuck:
Bard - if you don’t roll to seduce the big bad, are you even really playing a bard?
Sorcerer - it runs in the family, probably.
Druid - this is not the intended use of wildshape and no one wants this but there goes the druid anyway.
Wildcards:
Cleric - depends pretty heavily on what sort of god they follow, but you’ll probably know how they’ll ruin everything by the time they do so.
Warlock - honestly, who knows, it’s likely even they’re not sure which category they’re going to fall into until their patron’s orders come in.
I figured out a simple guide to the alignment chart last night
Lawful: Rules matter more to me than individuals. Chaotic: Individuals matter more to me than rules.
Good: Other people’s well-being is more important than my own. Evil: My own well-being is more important than other people’s.
Neutrals: My opinion of what is more important is determined on a case-by-case basis.
So a Lawful Good character’s guiding moral philosophy might be “I follow the rules because the rules keep people safe, even if they are sometimes inconvenient or harmful to me or other individuals.” A Chaotic Evil character’s guiding moral philosophy would be like “Screw the rules and screw you.”
This is a very succint way of explaining a long post from a few months ago. It is also kind of how it was originally written, and is what I use. No more “Is he chaotic neutral or chaotic evil” questions.
It also makes Evil a playable alignment
Turns out the knife was cursed
“I pick up the knife” is now a mini-meme among my party and obviously it just means “I did something impulsive and now it’s going to take two sessions to solve.”
“I pick up the knife” saga continues because listen we can sit around failing investigation checks all day or we could play d&d
They’re learning
D&D 5e Character Creation Flow Charts: Backgrounds and Classes This only includes the backgrounds included in the Player’s Handbook Mind you, so no SCAG options. Class one doesn’t assume archetype obviously. A fun little project I made after work today, I thought it might be helpful for players newer to the system in choosing their character’s options, or just a fun little tool.
This is neat
i was literally searching for something like this a couple of days ago. i WILL be using this when i have newbies to run through a game!
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So recently Mod Katie introduced me to Hero Forge, and I immediately fell in love. For those not in the know, Hero Forge is a website where you can design custom figurines of your characters and order/buy them. There’s a ridiculous amount of combinations, and it’s not limited to fantasy!
Anyways, I just HAD to design all my characters. If you’re wondering who Grizvar and Gander are, worry not. They will both make appearances in later campaigns. As to whether they’ll be fully fledged characters or NPCs, you’ll just have to wait and see.
-- Mod Ase
Just saw this on Twitter. An awesome idea for players who are stuck and for DMs to foster more involvement from your party in the world. @probablynpcrpgideas
I made a little packet/handout for people who find the Player Handbook’s explanation of filling out character sheets with stats. Apologies for any typos!
Feel free to message me with corrections or suggestions for improvements.
i know this is technically a fantroll blog, but now that I have sprites for him, lets do another judgement thing with Raivo real quick
How about a dragonman?
I want to fight!
Our DM’s Guide to D&D Classes
Beautiful and accurate, also every wizard I’ve ever had in my party has been 300% done with everything as a result
Anna Brastirion
Level: 16
Alignment: Lawful Good
Anna is the youngest of Sladek’s siblings and currently the only Brastirion still residing in their castle in Farroway. She has six children ranging from 18-27 years old. Her chosen school of magic is conjuration.
