Lutz

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[ask-2p-ger]

You can call me Lutz, I'm the other personification of Germany. i suppose you can send me asks or stuff like that, but other than that this will be a much more personal blog I suppose? I can't think of much else to say.

[ask-2p-ger]

Okay so there was an adoption day at a local petstore and.... don't tell Luci please 😅 her name is Anna!

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going to be inactive probably for a while bc my family is moving lol, same goes for all my ask blogs

[ask-2p-ger]

Are you a natural blonde?

Well. It's not like hair bleach existed in the 1800s. (Or at least, I think it didn't?)

[ask2pitaly]

Luciiii I have nothing to do, I'm bored

@ask-2p-ger

... I am like a train ride away what do you want me to— You know what, nevermind, I'm willing to indulge you. What do you want?

[ask-2p-ger]

Well- I don't know, I didn't think I'd get this far... I kind of expected you to just tell me to fuck off- but, i'm just bored, need someone to talk to or something i don't know :(

[ask2pitaly]

Huh?? Whatever— you literally have the energy of a pathetic wet dog on the front porch of a house, what do you expect me to do? Ignore you? I'm not that heartless...

[ask-2p-ger]

Aww, you care about me! I love you too, Luci!

[ask2pitaly]

... On the other hand I can just shut the door—

[ask-2p-ger]

NO I TAKE IT BACK-

[ask2pitaly]

That's what I thought. So, feeling any less bored now? Anything else I can do to alleviate your boredom?

[ask-2p-ger]

Well- I guess we could play truth or dare, or something?

[ask2pitaly]

B— Sometimes your mind truly makes me wonder. Fine, truth or dare, Lutz?

[ask-2p-ger]

Wait actually? You're being awfully nice today Luci- Are you sick? But, truth!

[ask2pitaly]

One more compliment like that and I'm airdropping you a middle finger <3. Anyway, truth...

A simple one to start: Name the last time you had one too many drinks and blacked out.

[ask-2p-ger]

Aww, you're even less violent than usual, are you sure you're alright Schatz?

And, hmmm..... i think last tuesday? Now your turn, truth or dare, caro?

[ask2pitaly]

... I'll remember that next time we hang out—

Oh-ho, no, you don't get to use my language against me. Stick to flirting with your own.

Last tuesday though? Far more recent than expected. Your turn.

[ask-2p-ger]

I don't know, make me stop, amore. Also Luci I just answered it's your turn!

look, in my defense Gilen took me to a new bar, he's a bad influence on me-

[ask2pitaly]

... Oh right— *cough* Truth.

I'm so glad I can't hear you right now, I just know my ears would need urgent maintenance if I heard you butcher my poor language. Just wait till we meet, I swear to God—

[ask-2p-ger]

What are you going to do when I see you next, tesoro mio? Threaten me? Slap me? We both know you care too much to kill me, what was it you called me? A cute puppy? But, hmm! Who was your first kiss?

[ask2pitaly]

Lock your doors at night or I'm jumping you when you least expect it ❤️.

But you know what? Fine, my first kiss was a young boy from centuries ago. You two share a few similarities, actually.

[ask-2p-ger]

Kinky-

And oh? are you implying you have a crush on me or something, luci? i knew all my flirting wasn't for nothing, che carino-

[ask2pitaly]

Ki— Get your mind out of the gutter for once!

Also not really, especially not with that attitude, but thank you for exposing yourself for my pleasure, caro.

[ask-2p-ger]

I mean-

Hey, you said it, not me, liebling! It's not my fault you said you'd jump me then compared me to your childhood boyfriend, plus, you're calling me petnames, aren't you? So- There!

[ask2pitaly]

I—

Just choose truth or dare already, fucking bastard...

[ask-2p-ger]

Alright... truth?

[ask2pitaly]

Since when have you been crushing on me, little pup? ❤️

[ask-2p-ger]

Ich- was- nein- I never said, that I- what gives you that impression- I mean, i'm not a puppy-

[ask2pitaly]

Ahh, look at how the tables have turned. Was, darling? Care elaborating for me?

[ask-2p-ger]

Luciano I swear to god if you're fucking with me right now, i'll- i'll-

[ask2pitaly]

You'll what? Even if you were here right you wouldn't utter a word. I think after so long it's safe to say I know you better than anyone else...

[ask-2p-ger]

I- shut up- Luci-since we first met, practically- just, scheiße-

[ask2pitaly]

Now, was that hard? Best believe I'll be reminding you of that very moment the next time we meet.

I'll spare you (for now) and continue with a dare.

[ask-2p-ger]

Luci- Schatz- Well, i dare you to- I dare you- fuck-

[ask2pitaly]

Mmm, you'll have to give me more to work with, Germania. I'm not psychic.

[ask-2p-ger]

I- are you trying to kill me? Uh- I guess- I dare you to. to- prank your brother?

[ask2pitaly]

... Flavio?

Dio— Word of advice, Luther, you could have kept my brother out of this and maybe then I would have humoured you for a bit more. Spare his mention next time.

[ask-2p-ger]

Oh- ah, sì, mi dispiace, Luciano- I just- i don't know- couldn't think of anything?

[ask2pitaly]

*sigh* Whatever— unless you have something better, I'll change to truth.

[ask-2p-ger]

Wait- I- okay! uh, do you have a crush on anyone, tesoro mio?

[ask2pitaly]

Ignoring the last part— define 'crush'. Maybe I do, maybe I don't, depending on your way of seeing that.

[ask-2p-ger]

was- what do you mean? it's a pretty straightforward question, anyone you find attractive? you'd go on a date with? kiss?

[ask2pitaly]

How should I have known? You could've meant a celebrity crush, fictional or even aesthetic attraction, I think I had every right to ask for an elaboration.

I'd say I do.

[ask-2p-ger]

well- i meant someone you know, you're almost being mean at this point, liebling- kidding, kidding-

but, you, do? who?

[ask2pitaly]

Ah, ah, ah, one question per round. You're being unfair.

[ask-2p-ger]

right- mi dispiace, uh, truth, i guess?

[ask2pitaly]

Truth, hmm...

This should be good— What are you looking for in a partner? I think I, of all people, should know, haha.

[ask-2p-ger]

Was- Ich- Luci, not to use your own words against you but, bitte, clarify, which type of partner do you mean?

[ask2pitaly]

I'm leaving that up to you. I don't mind if you talk about personality or appearance, quirks and the like. Your choice, amore.

[ask-2p-ger]

Right- I guess, someone that's headstrong, won't hesitate to tell me what I'm doing wrong. Though, when it comes to romantic partners I guess, I do have a certain dark haired, slightly stubborn italian in mind?

[ask2pitaly]

I— I'm still surprised you're so open about that. To be fair, I didn't expect— I was joking, a few replies back at least, about that crush of yours.

... Huh.

[ask-2p-ger]

You were joking? Well, you know I could never lie to you, Schatz

[ask2pitaly]

I never said anything about lying, but... still.

What a fascinating man you are, Lutz.

[ask-2p-ger]

Coming from you I can't tell if that's a compliment or an insult-

[ask2pitaly]

Doesn't that make me more charming, though? Heh.

[ask-2p-ger]

That's true. Everything about you is charming, liebling.

[ask2pitaly]

That's what I like to hear... You know, depending on how good you are, you might get some special treatment next time you're staying over.

[ask-2p-ger]

Special treatment- I'm always good for you, tesoro-

[ask2pitaly]

Always is pushing it, maybe a lot of the time. There's room for improvement, liebe.

[ask-2p-ger]

Ah- scheiße- so that's how that feels- Okay, well, i guess that's true. But I can be good!

[ask2pitaly]

I'd like to see that. Who knows— if you try, you might even get some praise from me.

[ask-2p-ger]

I will be good! What can I do to be good?

[ask2pitaly]

... Though we've passed the point of oversharing, I think some things are best kept for a more private setting. Wouldn't you agree?

[ask-2p-ger]

O-oh! You mean? Ja, yes, sì- that- that makes sense-

[ask2pitaly]

Mhm, so like the good boy you are, I'll be expecting your next visit. Do let me know, there's no need to be searching for a hotel (like last time).

[ask-2p-ger]

Okay! I could catch a train now, if you'd like?

[ask2pitaly]

That'd be lovely, yes. I also have little work at the moment.

[ask-2p-ger]

Mhm! I'm on my way, tesoro ❤️

[ask2pitaly]

Luciiii I have nothing to do, I'm bored

@ask-2p-ger

... I am like a train ride away what do you want me to— You know what, nevermind, I'm willing to indulge you. What do you want?

[ask-2p-ger]

Well- I don't know, I didn't think I'd get this far... I kind of expected you to just tell me to fuck off- but, i'm just bored, need someone to talk to or something i don't know :(

[ask2pitaly]

Huh?? Whatever— you literally have the energy of a pathetic wet dog on the front porch of a house, what do you expect me to do? Ignore you? I'm not that heartless...

[ask-2p-ger]

Aww, you care about me! I love you too, Luci!

[ask2pitaly]

... On the other hand I can just shut the door—

[ask-2p-ger]

NO I TAKE IT BACK-

[ask2pitaly]

That's what I thought. So, feeling any less bored now? Anything else I can do to alleviate your boredom?

[ask-2p-ger]

Well- I guess we could play truth or dare, or something?

[ask2pitaly]

B— Sometimes your mind truly makes me wonder. Fine, truth or dare, Lutz?

[ask-2p-ger]

Wait actually? You're being awfully nice today Luci- Are you sick? But, truth!

[ask2pitaly]

One more compliment like that and I'm airdropping you a middle finger <3. Anyway, truth...

A simple one to start: Name the last time you had one too many drinks and blacked out.

[ask-2p-ger]

Aww, you're even less violent than usual, are you sure you're alright Schatz?

And, hmmm..... i think last tuesday? Now your turn, truth or dare, caro?

[ask2pitaly]

... I'll remember that next time we hang out—

Oh-ho, no, you don't get to use my language against me. Stick to flirting with your own.

Last tuesday though? Far more recent than expected. Your turn.

[ask-2p-ger]

I don't know, make me stop, amore. Also Luci I just answered it's your turn!

look, in my defense Gilen took me to a new bar, he's a bad influence on me-

[ask2pitaly]

... Oh right— *cough* Truth.

I'm so glad I can't hear you right now, I just know my ears would need urgent maintenance if I heard you butcher my poor language. Just wait till we meet, I swear to God—

[ask-2p-ger]

What are you going to do when I see you next, tesoro mio? Threaten me? Slap me? We both know you care too much to kill me, what was it you called me? A cute puppy? But, hmm! Who was your first kiss?

[ask2pitaly]

Lock your doors at night or I'm jumping you when you least expect it ❤️.

But you know what? Fine, my first kiss was a young boy from centuries ago. You two share a few similarities, actually.

[ask-2p-ger]

Kinky-

And oh? are you implying you have a crush on me or something, luci? i knew all my flirting wasn't for nothing, che carino-

[ask2pitaly]

Ki— Get your mind out of the gutter for once!

Also not really, especially not with that attitude, but thank you for exposing yourself for my pleasure, caro.

[ask-2p-ger]

I mean-

Hey, you said it, not me, liebling! It's not my fault you said you'd jump me then compared me to your childhood boyfriend, plus, you're calling me petnames, aren't you? So- There!

[ask2pitaly]

I—

Just choose truth or dare already, fucking bastard...

[ask-2p-ger]

Alright... truth?

[ask2pitaly]

Since when have you been crushing on me, little pup? ❤️

[ask-2p-ger]

Ich- was- nein- I never said, that I- what gives you that impression- I mean, i'm not a puppy-

[ask2pitaly]

Ahh, look at how the tables have turned. Was, darling? Care elaborating for me?

[ask-2p-ger]

Luciano I swear to god if you're fucking with me right now, i'll- i'll-

[ask2pitaly]

You'll what? Even if you were here right you wouldn't utter a word. I think after so long it's safe to say I know you better than anyone else...

[ask-2p-ger]

I- shut up- Luci-since we first met, practically- just, scheiße-

[ask2pitaly]

Now, was that hard? Best believe I'll be reminding you of that very moment the next time we meet.

I'll spare you (for now) and continue with a dare.

[ask-2p-ger]

Luci- Schatz- Well, i dare you to- I dare you- fuck-

[ask2pitaly]

Mmm, you'll have to give me more to work with, Germania. I'm not psychic.

[ask-2p-ger]

I- are you trying to kill me? Uh- I guess- I dare you to. to- prank your brother?

[ask2pitaly]

... Flavio?

Dio— Word of advice, Luther, you could have kept my brother out of this and maybe then I would have humoured you for a bit more. Spare his mention next time.

[ask-2p-ger]

Oh- ah, sì, mi dispiace, Luciano- I just- i don't know- couldn't think of anything?

[ask2pitaly]

*sigh* Whatever— unless you have something better, I'll change to truth.

[ask-2p-ger]

Wait- I- okay! uh, do you have a crush on anyone, tesoro mio?

[ask2pitaly]

Ignoring the last part— define 'crush'. Maybe I do, maybe I don't, depending on your way of seeing that.

[ask-2p-ger]

was- what do you mean? it's a pretty straightforward question, anyone you find attractive? you'd go on a date with? kiss?

[ask2pitaly]

How should I have known? You could've meant a celebrity crush, fictional or even aesthetic attraction, I think I had every right to ask for an elaboration.

I'd say I do.

[ask-2p-ger]

well- i meant someone you know, you're almost being mean at this point, liebling- kidding, kidding-

but, you, do? who?

[ask2pitaly]

Ah, ah, ah, one question per round. You're being unfair.

[ask-2p-ger]

right- mi dispiace, uh, truth, i guess?

[ask2pitaly]

Truth, hmm...

This should be good— What are you looking for in a partner? I think I, of all people, should know, haha.

[ask-2p-ger]

Was- Ich- Luci, not to use your own words against you but, bitte, clarify, which type of partner do you mean?

[ask2pitaly]

I'm leaving that up to you. I don't mind if you talk about personality or appearance, quirks and the like. Your choice, amore.

[ask-2p-ger]

Right- I guess, someone that's headstrong, won't hesitate to tell me what I'm doing wrong. Though, when it comes to romantic partners I guess, I do have a certain dark haired, slightly stubborn italian in mind?

[ask2pitaly]

I— I'm still surprised you're so open about that. To be fair, I didn't expect— I was joking, a few replies back at least, about that crush of yours.

... Huh.

[ask-2p-ger]

You were joking? Well, you know I could never lie to you, Schatz

[ask2pitaly]

I never said anything about lying, but... still.

What a fascinating man you are, Lutz.

[ask-2p-ger]

Coming from you I can't tell if that's a compliment or an insult-

[ask2pitaly]

Doesn't that make me more charming, though? Heh.

[ask-2p-ger]

That's true. Everything about you is charming, liebling.

[ask2pitaly]

That's what I like to hear... You know, depending on how good you are, you might get some special treatment next time you're staying over.

[ask-2p-ger]

Special treatment- I'm always good for you, tesoro-

[ask2pitaly]

Always is pushing it, maybe a lot of the time. There's room for improvement, liebe.

[ask-2p-ger]

Ah- scheiße- so that's how that feels- Okay, well, i guess that's true. But I can be good!

[ask2pitaly]

I'd like to see that. Who knows— if you try, you might even get some praise from me.

[ask-2p-ger]

I will be good! What can I do to be good?

[ask2pitaly]

... Though we've passed the point of oversharing, I think some things are best kept for a more private setting. Wouldn't you agree?

[ask-2p-ger]

O-oh! You mean? Ja, yes, sì- that- that makes sense-

[ask2pitaly]

Mhm, so like the good boy you are, I'll be expecting your next visit. Do let me know, there's no need to be searching for a hotel (like last time).

[ask-2p-ger]

Okay! I could catch a train now, if you'd like?

[ask2pitaly]

Luciiii I have nothing to do, I'm bored

@ask-2p-ger

... I am like a train ride away what do you want me to— You know what, nevermind, I'm willing to indulge you. What do you want?

[ask-2p-ger]

Well- I don't know, I didn't think I'd get this far... I kind of expected you to just tell me to fuck off- but, i'm just bored, need someone to talk to or something i don't know :(

[ask2pitaly]

Huh?? Whatever— you literally have the energy of a pathetic wet dog on the front porch of a house, what do you expect me to do? Ignore you? I'm not that heartless...

[ask-2p-ger]

Aww, you care about me! I love you too, Luci!

[ask2pitaly]

... On the other hand I can just shut the door—

[ask-2p-ger]

NO I TAKE IT BACK-

[ask2pitaly]

That's what I thought. So, feeling any less bored now? Anything else I can do to alleviate your boredom?

[ask-2p-ger]

Well- I guess we could play truth or dare, or something?

[ask2pitaly]

B— Sometimes your mind truly makes me wonder. Fine, truth or dare, Lutz?

[ask-2p-ger]

Wait actually? You're being awfully nice today Luci- Are you sick? But, truth!

[ask2pitaly]

One more compliment like that and I'm airdropping you a middle finger <3. Anyway, truth...

A simple one to start: Name the last time you had one too many drinks and blacked out.

[ask-2p-ger]

Aww, you're even less violent than usual, are you sure you're alright Schatz?

And, hmmm..... i think last tuesday? Now your turn, truth or dare, caro?

[ask2pitaly]

... I'll remember that next time we hang out—

Oh-ho, no, you don't get to use my language against me. Stick to flirting with your own.

Last tuesday though? Far more recent than expected. Your turn.

[ask-2p-ger]

I don't know, make me stop, amore. Also Luci I just answered it's your turn!

look, in my defense Gilen took me to a new bar, he's a bad influence on me-

[ask2pitaly]

... Oh right— *cough* Truth.

I'm so glad I can't hear you right now, I just know my ears would need urgent maintenance if I heard you butcher my poor language. Just wait till we meet, I swear to God—

[ask-2p-ger]

What are you going to do when I see you next, tesoro mio? Threaten me? Slap me? We both know you care too much to kill me, what was it you called me? A cute puppy? But, hmm! Who was your first kiss?

[ask2pitaly]

Lock your doors at night or I'm jumping you when you least expect it ❤️.

But you know what? Fine, my first kiss was a young boy from centuries ago. You two share a few similarities, actually.

[ask-2p-ger]

Kinky-

And oh? are you implying you have a crush on me or something, luci? i knew all my flirting wasn't for nothing, che carino-

[ask2pitaly]

Ki— Get your mind out of the gutter for once!

Also not really, especially not with that attitude, but thank you for exposing yourself for my pleasure, caro.

[ask-2p-ger]

I mean-

Hey, you said it, not me, liebling! It's not my fault you said you'd jump me then compared me to your childhood boyfriend, plus, you're calling me petnames, aren't you? So- There!

[ask2pitaly]

I—

Just choose truth or dare already, fucking bastard...

[ask-2p-ger]

Alright... truth?

[ask2pitaly]

Since when have you been crushing on me, little pup? ❤️

[ask-2p-ger]

Ich- was- nein- I never said, that I- what gives you that impression- I mean, i'm not a puppy-

[ask2pitaly]

Ahh, look at how the tables have turned. Was, darling? Care elaborating for me?

[ask-2p-ger]

Luciano I swear to god if you're fucking with me right now, i'll- i'll-

[ask2pitaly]

You'll what? Even if you were here right you wouldn't utter a word. I think after so long it's safe to say I know you better than anyone else...

[ask-2p-ger]

I- shut up- Luci-since we first met, practically- just, scheiße-

[ask2pitaly]

Now, was that hard? Best believe I'll be reminding you of that very moment the next time we meet.

I'll spare you (for now) and continue with a dare.

[ask-2p-ger]

Luci- Schatz- Well, i dare you to- I dare you- fuck-

[ask2pitaly]

Mmm, you'll have to give me more to work with, Germania. I'm not psychic.

[ask-2p-ger]

I- are you trying to kill me? Uh- I guess- I dare you to. to- prank your brother?

[ask2pitaly]

... Flavio?

Dio— Word of advice, Luther, you could have kept my brother out of this and maybe then I would have humoured you for a bit more. Spare his mention next time.

[ask-2p-ger]

Oh- ah, sì, mi dispiace, Luciano- I just- i don't know- couldn't think of anything?

[ask2pitaly]

*sigh* Whatever— unless you have something better, I'll change to truth.

[ask-2p-ger]

Wait- I- okay! uh, do you have a crush on anyone, tesoro mio?

[ask2pitaly]

Ignoring the last part— define 'crush'. Maybe I do, maybe I don't, depending on your way of seeing that.

[ask-2p-ger]

was- what do you mean? it's a pretty straightforward question, anyone you find attractive? you'd go on a date with? kiss?

[ask2pitaly]

How should I have known? You could've meant a celebrity crush, fictional or even aesthetic attraction, I think I had every right to ask for an elaboration.

I'd say I do.

[ask-2p-ger]

well- i meant someone you know, you're almost being mean at this point, liebling- kidding, kidding-

but, you, do? who?

[ask2pitaly]

Ah, ah, ah, one question per round. You're being unfair.

[ask-2p-ger]

right- mi dispiace, uh, truth, i guess?

[ask2pitaly]

Truth, hmm...

This should be good— What are you looking for in a partner? I think I, of all people, should know, haha.

[ask-2p-ger]

Was- Ich- Luci, not to use your own words against you but, bitte, clarify, which type of partner do you mean?

[ask2pitaly]

I'm leaving that up to you. I don't mind if you talk about personality or appearance, quirks and the like. Your choice, amore.

[ask-2p-ger]

Right- I guess, someone that's headstrong, won't hesitate to tell me what I'm doing wrong. Though, when it comes to romantic partners I guess, I do have a certain dark haired, slightly stubborn italian in mind?

[ask2pitaly]

I— I'm still surprised you're so open about that. To be fair, I didn't expect— I was joking, a few replies back at least, about that crush of yours.

... Huh.

[ask-2p-ger]

You were joking? Well, you know I could never lie to you, Schatz

[ask2pitaly]

I never said anything about lying, but... still.

What a fascinating man you are, Lutz.

[ask-2p-ger]

Coming from you I can't tell if that's a compliment or an insult-

[ask2pitaly]

Doesn't that make me more charming, though? Heh.

[ask-2p-ger]

That's true. Everything about you is charming, liebling.

[ask2pitaly]

That's what I like to hear... You know, depending on how good you are, you might get some special treatment next time you're staying over.

[ask-2p-ger]

Special treatment- I'm always good for you, tesoro-

[ask2pitaly]

Always is pushing it, maybe a lot of the time. There's room for improvement, liebe.

[ask-2p-ger]

Ah- scheiße- so that's how that feels- Okay, well, i guess that's true. But I can be good!

[ask2pitaly]

I'd like to see that. Who knows— if you try, you might even get some praise from me.

[ask-2p-ger]

I will be good! What can I do to be good?

[ask2pitaly]

... Though we've passed the point of oversharing, I think some things are best kept for a more private setting. Wouldn't you agree?

[ask-2p-ger]

O-oh! You mean? Ja, yes, sì- that- that makes sense-

[ask2pitaly]

Luciiii I have nothing to do, I'm bored

@ask-2p-ger

... I am like a train ride away what do you want me to— You know what, nevermind, I'm willing to indulge you. What do you want?

[ask-2p-ger]

Well- I don't know, I didn't think I'd get this far... I kind of expected you to just tell me to fuck off- but, i'm just bored, need someone to talk to or something i don't know :(

[ask2pitaly]

Huh?? Whatever— you literally have the energy of a pathetic wet dog on the front porch of a house, what do you expect me to do? Ignore you? I'm not that heartless...

[ask-2p-ger]

Aww, you care about me! I love you too, Luci!

[ask2pitaly]

... On the other hand I can just shut the door—

[ask-2p-ger]

NO I TAKE IT BACK-

[ask2pitaly]

That's what I thought. So, feeling any less bored now? Anything else I can do to alleviate your boredom?

[ask-2p-ger]

Well- I guess we could play truth or dare, or something?

[ask2pitaly]

B— Sometimes your mind truly makes me wonder. Fine, truth or dare, Lutz?

[ask-2p-ger]

Wait actually? You're being awfully nice today Luci- Are you sick? But, truth!

[ask2pitaly]

One more compliment like that and I'm airdropping you a middle finger <3. Anyway, truth...

A simple one to start: Name the last time you had one too many drinks and blacked out.

[ask-2p-ger]

Aww, you're even less violent than usual, are you sure you're alright Schatz?

And, hmmm..... i think last tuesday? Now your turn, truth or dare, caro?

[ask2pitaly]

... I'll remember that next time we hang out—

Oh-ho, no, you don't get to use my language against me. Stick to flirting with your own.

Last tuesday though? Far more recent than expected. Your turn.

[ask-2p-ger]

I don't know, make me stop, amore. Also Luci I just answered it's your turn!

look, in my defense Gilen took me to a new bar, he's a bad influence on me-

[ask2pitaly]

... Oh right— *cough* Truth.

I'm so glad I can't hear you right now, I just know my ears would need urgent maintenance if I heard you butcher my poor language. Just wait till we meet, I swear to God—

[ask-2p-ger]

What are you going to do when I see you next, tesoro mio? Threaten me? Slap me? We both know you care too much to kill me, what was it you called me? A cute puppy? But, hmm! Who was your first kiss?

[ask2pitaly]

Lock your doors at night or I'm jumping you when you least expect it ❤️.

But you know what? Fine, my first kiss was a young boy from centuries ago. You two share a few similarities, actually.

[ask-2p-ger]

Kinky-

And oh? are you implying you have a crush on me or something, luci? i knew all my flirting wasn't for nothing, che carino-

[ask2pitaly]

Ki— Get your mind out of the gutter for once!

Also not really, especially not with that attitude, but thank you for exposing yourself for my pleasure, caro.

[ask-2p-ger]

I mean-

Hey, you said it, not me, liebling! It's not my fault you said you'd jump me then compared me to your childhood boyfriend, plus, you're calling me petnames, aren't you? So- There!

[ask2pitaly]

I—

Just choose truth or dare already, fucking bastard...

[ask-2p-ger]

Alright... truth?

[ask2pitaly]

Since when have you been crushing on me, little pup? ❤️

[ask-2p-ger]

Ich- was- nein- I never said, that I- what gives you that impression- I mean, i'm not a puppy-

[ask2pitaly]

Ahh, look at how the tables have turned. Was, darling? Care elaborating for me?

[ask-2p-ger]

Luciano I swear to god if you're fucking with me right now, i'll- i'll-

[ask2pitaly]

You'll what? Even if you were here right you wouldn't utter a word. I think after so long it's safe to say I know you better than anyone else...

[ask-2p-ger]

I- shut up- Luci-since we first met, practically- just, scheiße-

[ask2pitaly]

Now, was that hard? Best believe I'll be reminding you of that very moment the next time we meet.

I'll spare you (for now) and continue with a dare.

[ask-2p-ger]

Luci- Schatz- Well, i dare you to- I dare you- fuck-

[ask2pitaly]

Mmm, you'll have to give me more to work with, Germania. I'm not psychic.

[ask-2p-ger]

I- are you trying to kill me? Uh- I guess- I dare you to. to- prank your brother?

[ask2pitaly]

... Flavio?

Dio— Word of advice, Luther, you could have kept my brother out of this and maybe then I would have humoured you for a bit more. Spare his mention next time.

[ask-2p-ger]

Oh- ah, sì, mi dispiace, Luciano- I just- i don't know- couldn't think of anything?

[ask2pitaly]

*sigh* Whatever— unless you have something better, I'll change to truth.

[ask-2p-ger]

Wait- I- okay! uh, do you have a crush on anyone, tesoro mio?

[ask2pitaly]

Ignoring the last part— define 'crush'. Maybe I do, maybe I don't, depending on your way of seeing that.

[ask-2p-ger]

was- what do you mean? it's a pretty straightforward question, anyone you find attractive? you'd go on a date with? kiss?

[ask2pitaly]

How should I have known? You could've meant a celebrity crush, fictional or even aesthetic attraction, I think I had every right to ask for an elaboration.

I'd say I do.

[ask-2p-ger]

well- i meant someone you know, you're almost being mean at this point, liebling- kidding, kidding-

but, you, do? who?

[ask2pitaly]

Ah, ah, ah, one question per round. You're being unfair.

[ask-2p-ger]

right- mi dispiace, uh, truth, i guess?

[ask2pitaly]

Truth, hmm...

This should be good— What are you looking for in a partner? I think I, of all people, should know, haha.

[ask-2p-ger]

Was- Ich- Luci, not to use your own words against you but, bitte, clarify, which type of partner do you mean?

[ask2pitaly]

I'm leaving that up to you. I don't mind if you talk about personality or appearance, quirks and the like. Your choice, amore.

[ask-2p-ger]

Right- I guess, someone that's headstrong, won't hesitate to tell me what I'm doing wrong. Though, when it comes to romantic partners I guess, I do have a certain dark haired, slightly stubborn italian in mind?

[ask2pitaly]

I— I'm still surprised you're so open about that. To be fair, I didn't expect— I was joking, a few replies back at least, about that crush of yours.

... Huh.

[ask-2p-ger]

You were joking? Well, you know I could never lie to you, Schatz

[ask2pitaly]

I never said anything about lying, but... still.

What a fascinating man you are, Lutz.

[ask-2p-ger]

Coming from you I can't tell if that's a compliment or an insult-

[ask2pitaly]

Doesn't that make me more charming, though? Heh.

[ask-2p-ger]

That's true. Everything about you is charming, liebling.

[ask2pitaly]

That's what I like to hear... You know, depending on how good you are, you might get some special treatment next time you're staying over.

[ask-2p-ger]

Special treatment- I'm always good for you, tesoro-

[ask2pitaly]

Always is pushing it, maybe a lot of the time. There's room for improvement, liebe.

[ask-2p-ger]

Ah- scheiße- so that's how that feels- Okay, well, i guess that's true. But I can be good!

[ask2pitaly]

I'd like to see that. Who knows— if you try, you might even get some praise from me.

[ask-2p-ger]

I will be good! What can I do to be good?

[ask2pitaly]

Luciiii I have nothing to do, I'm bored

@ask-2p-ger

... I am like a train ride away what do you want me to— You know what, nevermind, I'm willing to indulge you. What do you want?

[ask-2p-ger]

Well- I don't know, I didn't think I'd get this far... I kind of expected you to just tell me to fuck off- but, i'm just bored, need someone to talk to or something i don't know :(

[ask2pitaly]

Huh?? Whatever— you literally have the energy of a pathetic wet dog on the front porch of a house, what do you expect me to do? Ignore you? I'm not that heartless...

[ask-2p-ger]

Aww, you care about me! I love you too, Luci!

[ask2pitaly]

... On the other hand I can just shut the door—

[ask-2p-ger]

NO I TAKE IT BACK-

[ask2pitaly]

That's what I thought. So, feeling any less bored now? Anything else I can do to alleviate your boredom?

[ask-2p-ger]

Well- I guess we could play truth or dare, or something?

[ask2pitaly]

B— Sometimes your mind truly makes me wonder. Fine, truth or dare, Lutz?

[ask-2p-ger]

Wait actually? You're being awfully nice today Luci- Are you sick? But, truth!

[ask2pitaly]

One more compliment like that and I'm airdropping you a middle finger <3. Anyway, truth...

A simple one to start: Name the last time you had one too many drinks and blacked out.

[ask-2p-ger]

Aww, you're even less violent than usual, are you sure you're alright Schatz?

And, hmmm..... i think last tuesday? Now your turn, truth or dare, caro?

[ask2pitaly]

... I'll remember that next time we hang out—

Oh-ho, no, you don't get to use my language against me. Stick to flirting with your own.

Last tuesday though? Far more recent than expected. Your turn.

[ask-2p-ger]

I don't know, make me stop, amore. Also Luci I just answered it's your turn!

look, in my defense Gilen took me to a new bar, he's a bad influence on me-

[ask2pitaly]

... Oh right— *cough* Truth.

I'm so glad I can't hear you right now, I just know my ears would need urgent maintenance if I heard you butcher my poor language. Just wait till we meet, I swear to God—

[ask-2p-ger]

What are you going to do when I see you next, tesoro mio? Threaten me? Slap me? We both know you care too much to kill me, what was it you called me? A cute puppy? But, hmm! Who was your first kiss?

[ask2pitaly]

Lock your doors at night or I'm jumping you when you least expect it ❤️.

But you know what? Fine, my first kiss was a young boy from centuries ago. You two share a few similarities, actually.

[ask-2p-ger]

Kinky-

And oh? are you implying you have a crush on me or something, luci? i knew all my flirting wasn't for nothing, che carino-

[ask2pitaly]

Ki— Get your mind out of the gutter for once!

Also not really, especially not with that attitude, but thank you for exposing yourself for my pleasure, caro.

[ask-2p-ger]

I mean-

Hey, you said it, not me, liebling! It's not my fault you said you'd jump me then compared me to your childhood boyfriend, plus, you're calling me petnames, aren't you? So- There!

[ask2pitaly]

I—

Just choose truth or dare already, fucking bastard...

[ask-2p-ger]

Alright... truth?

[ask2pitaly]

Since when have you been crushing on me, little pup? ❤️

[ask-2p-ger]

Ich- was- nein- I never said, that I- what gives you that impression- I mean, i'm not a puppy-

[ask2pitaly]

Ahh, look at how the tables have turned. Was, darling? Care elaborating for me?

[ask-2p-ger]

Luciano I swear to god if you're fucking with me right now, i'll- i'll-

[ask2pitaly]

You'll what? Even if you were here right you wouldn't utter a word. I think after so long it's safe to say I know you better than anyone else...

[ask-2p-ger]

I- shut up- Luci-since we first met, practically- just, scheiße-

[ask2pitaly]

Now, was that hard? Best believe I'll be reminding you of that very moment the next time we meet.

I'll spare you (for now) and continue with a dare.

[ask-2p-ger]

Luci- Schatz- Well, i dare you to- I dare you- fuck-

[ask2pitaly]

Mmm, you'll have to give me more to work with, Germania. I'm not psychic.

[ask-2p-ger]

I- are you trying to kill me? Uh- I guess- I dare you to. to- prank your brother?

[ask2pitaly]

... Flavio?

Dio— Word of advice, Luther, you could have kept my brother out of this and maybe then I would have humoured you for a bit more. Spare his mention next time.

[ask-2p-ger]

Oh- ah, sì, mi dispiace, Luciano- I just- i don't know- couldn't think of anything?

[ask2pitaly]

*sigh* Whatever— unless you have something better, I'll change to truth.

[ask-2p-ger]

Wait- I- okay! uh, do you have a crush on anyone, tesoro mio?

[ask2pitaly]

Ignoring the last part— define 'crush'. Maybe I do, maybe I don't, depending on your way of seeing that.

[ask-2p-ger]

was- what do you mean? it's a pretty straightforward question, anyone you find attractive? you'd go on a date with? kiss?

[ask2pitaly]

How should I have known? You could've meant a celebrity crush, fictional or even aesthetic attraction, I think I had every right to ask for an elaboration.

I'd say I do.

[ask-2p-ger]

well- i meant someone you know, you're almost being mean at this point, liebling- kidding, kidding-

but, you, do? who?

[ask2pitaly]

Ah, ah, ah, one question per round. You're being unfair.

[ask-2p-ger]

right- mi dispiace, uh, truth, i guess?

[ask2pitaly]

Truth, hmm...

This should be good— What are you looking for in a partner? I think I, of all people, should know, haha.

[ask-2p-ger]

Was- Ich- Luci, not to use your own words against you but, bitte, clarify, which type of partner do you mean?

[ask2pitaly]

I'm leaving that up to you. I don't mind if you talk about personality or appearance, quirks and the like. Your choice, amore.

[ask-2p-ger]

Right- I guess, someone that's headstrong, won't hesitate to tell me what I'm doing wrong. Though, when it comes to romantic partners I guess, I do have a certain dark haired, slightly stubborn italian in mind?

[ask2pitaly]

I— I'm still surprised you're so open about that. To be fair, I didn't expect— I was joking, a few replies back at least, about that crush of yours.

... Huh.

[ask-2p-ger]

You were joking? Well, you know I could never lie to you, Schatz

[ask2pitaly]

I never said anything about lying, but... still.

What a fascinating man you are, Lutz.

[ask-2p-ger]

Coming from you I can't tell if that's a compliment or an insult-

[ask2pitaly]

Doesn't that make me more charming, though? Heh.

[ask-2p-ger]

That's true. Everything about you is charming, liebling.

[ask2pitaly]

That's what I like to hear... You know, depending on how good you are, you might get some special treatment next time you're staying over.

[ask-2p-ger]

Special treatment- I'm always good for you, tesoro-

[ask2pitaly]

Always is pushing it, maybe a lot of the time. There's room for improvement, liebe.

[ask-2p-ger]

Ah- scheiße- so that's how that feels- Okay, well, i guess that's true. But I can be good!

[ask2pitaly]

Luciiii I have nothing to do, I'm bored

@ask-2p-ger

... I am like a train ride away what do you want me to— You know what, nevermind, I'm willing to indulge you. What do you want?

[ask-2p-ger]

Well- I don't know, I didn't think I'd get this far... I kind of expected you to just tell me to fuck off- but, i'm just bored, need someone to talk to or something i don't know :(

[ask2pitaly]

Huh?? Whatever— you literally have the energy of a pathetic wet dog on the front porch of a house, what do you expect me to do? Ignore you? I'm not that heartless...

[ask-2p-ger]

Aww, you care about me! I love you too, Luci!

[ask2pitaly]

... On the other hand I can just shut the door—

[ask-2p-ger]

NO I TAKE IT BACK-

[ask2pitaly]

That's what I thought. So, feeling any less bored now? Anything else I can do to alleviate your boredom?

[ask-2p-ger]

Well- I guess we could play truth or dare, or something?

[ask2pitaly]

B— Sometimes your mind truly makes me wonder. Fine, truth or dare, Lutz?

[ask-2p-ger]

Wait actually? You're being awfully nice today Luci- Are you sick? But, truth!

[ask2pitaly]

One more compliment like that and I'm airdropping you a middle finger <3. Anyway, truth...

A simple one to start: Name the last time you had one too many drinks and blacked out.

[ask-2p-ger]

Aww, you're even less violent than usual, are you sure you're alright Schatz?

And, hmmm..... i think last tuesday? Now your turn, truth or dare, caro?

[ask2pitaly]

... I'll remember that next time we hang out—

Oh-ho, no, you don't get to use my language against me. Stick to flirting with your own.

Last tuesday though? Far more recent than expected. Your turn.

[ask-2p-ger]

I don't know, make me stop, amore. Also Luci I just answered it's your turn!

look, in my defense Gilen took me to a new bar, he's a bad influence on me-

[ask2pitaly]

... Oh right— *cough* Truth.

I'm so glad I can't hear you right now, I just know my ears would need urgent maintenance if I heard you butcher my poor language. Just wait till we meet, I swear to God—

[ask-2p-ger]

What are you going to do when I see you next, tesoro mio? Threaten me? Slap me? We both know you care too much to kill me, what was it you called me? A cute puppy? But, hmm! Who was your first kiss?

[ask2pitaly]

Lock your doors at night or I'm jumping you when you least expect it ❤️.

But you know what? Fine, my first kiss was a young boy from centuries ago. You two share a few similarities, actually.

[ask-2p-ger]

Kinky-

And oh? are you implying you have a crush on me or something, luci? i knew all my flirting wasn't for nothing, che carino-

[ask2pitaly]

Ki— Get your mind out of the gutter for once!

Also not really, especially not with that attitude, but thank you for exposing yourself for my pleasure, caro.

[ask-2p-ger]

I mean-

Hey, you said it, not me, liebling! It's not my fault you said you'd jump me then compared me to your childhood boyfriend, plus, you're calling me petnames, aren't you? So- There!

[ask2pitaly]

I—

Just choose truth or dare already, fucking bastard...

[ask-2p-ger]

Alright... truth?

[ask2pitaly]

Since when have you been crushing on me, little pup? ❤️

[ask-2p-ger]

Ich- was- nein- I never said, that I- what gives you that impression- I mean, i'm not a puppy-

[ask2pitaly]

Ahh, look at how the tables have turned. Was, darling? Care elaborating for me?

[ask-2p-ger]

Luciano I swear to god if you're fucking with me right now, i'll- i'll-

[ask2pitaly]

You'll what? Even if you were here right you wouldn't utter a word. I think after so long it's safe to say I know you better than anyone else...

[ask-2p-ger]

I- shut up- Luci-since we first met, practically- just, scheiße-

[ask2pitaly]

Now, was that hard? Best believe I'll be reminding you of that very moment the next time we meet.

I'll spare you (for now) and continue with a dare.

[ask-2p-ger]

Luci- Schatz- Well, i dare you to- I dare you- fuck-

[ask2pitaly]

Mmm, you'll have to give me more to work with, Germania. I'm not psychic.

[ask-2p-ger]

I- are you trying to kill me? Uh- I guess- I dare you to. to- prank your brother?

[ask2pitaly]

... Flavio?

Dio— Word of advice, Luther, you could have kept my brother out of this and maybe then I would have humoured you for a bit more. Spare his mention next time.

[ask-2p-ger]

Oh- ah, sì, mi dispiace, Luciano- I just- i don't know- couldn't think of anything?

[ask2pitaly]

*sigh* Whatever— unless you have something better, I'll change to truth.

[ask-2p-ger]

Wait- I- okay! uh, do you have a crush on anyone, tesoro mio?

[ask2pitaly]

Ignoring the last part— define 'crush'. Maybe I do, maybe I don't, depending on your way of seeing that.

[ask-2p-ger]

was- what do you mean? it's a pretty straightforward question, anyone you find attractive? you'd go on a date with? kiss?

[ask2pitaly]

How should I have known? You could've meant a celebrity crush, fictional or even aesthetic attraction, I think I had every right to ask for an elaboration.

I'd say I do.

[ask-2p-ger]

well- i meant someone you know, you're almost being mean at this point, liebling- kidding, kidding-

but, you, do? who?

[ask2pitaly]

Ah, ah, ah, one question per round. You're being unfair.

[ask-2p-ger]

right- mi dispiace, uh, truth, i guess?

[ask2pitaly]

Truth, hmm...

This should be good— What are you looking for in a partner? I think I, of all people, should know, haha.

[ask-2p-ger]

Was- Ich- Luci, not to use your own words against you but, bitte, clarify, which type of partner do you mean?

[ask2pitaly]

I'm leaving that up to you. I don't mind if you talk about personality or appearance, quirks and the like. Your choice, amore.

[ask-2p-ger]

Right- I guess, someone that's headstrong, won't hesitate to tell me what I'm doing wrong. Though, when it comes to romantic partners I guess, I do have a certain dark haired, slightly stubborn italian in mind?

[ask2pitaly]

I— I'm still surprised you're so open about that. To be fair, I didn't expect— I was joking, a few replies back at least, about that crush of yours.

... Huh.

[ask-2p-ger]

You were joking? Well, you know I could never lie to you, Schatz

[ask2pitaly]

I never said anything about lying, but... still.

What a fascinating man you are, Lutz.

[ask-2p-ger]

Coming from you I can't tell if that's a compliment or an insult-

[ask2pitaly]

Doesn't that make me more charming, though? Heh.

[ask-2p-ger]

That's true. Everything about you is charming, liebling.

[ask2pitaly]

That's what I like to hear... You know, depending on how good you are, you might get some special treatment next time you're staying over.

[ask-2p-ger]

Special treatment- I'm always good for you, tesoro-

[ask2pitaly]

Luciiii I have nothing to do, I'm bored

@ask-2p-ger

... I am like a train ride away what do you want me to— You know what, nevermind, I'm willing to indulge you. What do you want?

[ask-2p-ger]

Well- I don't know, I didn't think I'd get this far... I kind of expected you to just tell me to fuck off- but, i'm just bored, need someone to talk to or something i don't know :(

[ask2pitaly]

Huh?? Whatever— you literally have the energy of a pathetic wet dog on the front porch of a house, what do you expect me to do? Ignore you? I'm not that heartless...

[ask-2p-ger]

Aww, you care about me! I love you too, Luci!

[ask2pitaly]

... On the other hand I can just shut the door—

[ask-2p-ger]

NO I TAKE IT BACK-

[ask2pitaly]

That's what I thought. So, feeling any less bored now? Anything else I can do to alleviate your boredom?

[ask-2p-ger]

Well- I guess we could play truth or dare, or something?

[ask2pitaly]

B— Sometimes your mind truly makes me wonder. Fine, truth or dare, Lutz?

[ask-2p-ger]

Wait actually? You're being awfully nice today Luci- Are you sick? But, truth!

[ask2pitaly]

One more compliment like that and I'm airdropping you a middle finger <3. Anyway, truth...

A simple one to start: Name the last time you had one too many drinks and blacked out.

[ask-2p-ger]

Aww, you're even less violent than usual, are you sure you're alright Schatz?

And, hmmm..... i think last tuesday? Now your turn, truth or dare, caro?

[ask2pitaly]

... I'll remember that next time we hang out—

Oh-ho, no, you don't get to use my language against me. Stick to flirting with your own.

Last tuesday though? Far more recent than expected. Your turn.

[ask-2p-ger]

I don't know, make me stop, amore. Also Luci I just answered it's your turn!

look, in my defense Gilen took me to a new bar, he's a bad influence on me-

[ask2pitaly]

... Oh right— *cough* Truth.

I'm so glad I can't hear you right now, I just know my ears would need urgent maintenance if I heard you butcher my poor language. Just wait till we meet, I swear to God—

[ask-2p-ger]

What are you going to do when I see you next, tesoro mio? Threaten me? Slap me? We both know you care too much to kill me, what was it you called me? A cute puppy? But, hmm! Who was your first kiss?

[ask2pitaly]

Lock your doors at night or I'm jumping you when you least expect it ❤️.

But you know what? Fine, my first kiss was a young boy from centuries ago. You two share a few similarities, actually.

[ask-2p-ger]

Kinky-

And oh? are you implying you have a crush on me or something, luci? i knew all my flirting wasn't for nothing, che carino-

[ask2pitaly]

Ki— Get your mind out of the gutter for once!

Also not really, especially not with that attitude, but thank you for exposing yourself for my pleasure, caro.

[ask-2p-ger]

I mean-

Hey, you said it, not me, liebling! It's not my fault you said you'd jump me then compared me to your childhood boyfriend, plus, you're calling me petnames, aren't you? So- There!

[ask2pitaly]

I—

Just choose truth or dare already, fucking bastard...

[ask-2p-ger]

Alright... truth?

[ask2pitaly]

Since when have you been crushing on me, little pup? ❤️

[ask-2p-ger]

Ich- was- nein- I never said, that I- what gives you that impression- I mean, i'm not a puppy-

[ask2pitaly]

Ahh, look at how the tables have turned. Was, darling? Care elaborating for me?

[ask-2p-ger]

Luciano I swear to god if you're fucking with me right now, i'll- i'll-

[ask2pitaly]

You'll what? Even if you were here right you wouldn't utter a word. I think after so long it's safe to say I know you better than anyone else...

[ask-2p-ger]

I- shut up- Luci-since we first met, practically- just, scheiße-

[ask2pitaly]

Now, was that hard? Best believe I'll be reminding you of that very moment the next time we meet.

I'll spare you (for now) and continue with a dare.

[ask-2p-ger]

Luci- Schatz- Well, i dare you to- I dare you- fuck-

[ask2pitaly]

Mmm, you'll have to give me more to work with, Germania. I'm not psychic.

[ask-2p-ger]

I- are you trying to kill me? Uh- I guess- I dare you to. to- prank your brother?

[ask2pitaly]

... Flavio?

Dio— Word of advice, Luther, you could have kept my brother out of this and maybe then I would have humoured you for a bit more. Spare his mention next time.

[ask-2p-ger]

Oh- ah, sì, mi dispiace, Luciano- I just- i don't know- couldn't think of anything?

[ask2pitaly]

*sigh* Whatever— unless you have something better, I'll change to truth.

[ask-2p-ger]

Wait- I- okay! uh, do you have a crush on anyone, tesoro mio?

[ask2pitaly]

Ignoring the last part— define 'crush'. Maybe I do, maybe I don't, depending on your way of seeing that.

[ask-2p-ger]

was- what do you mean? it's a pretty straightforward question, anyone you find attractive? you'd go on a date with? kiss?

[ask2pitaly]

How should I have known? You could've meant a celebrity crush, fictional or even aesthetic attraction, I think I had every right to ask for an elaboration.

I'd say I do.

[ask-2p-ger]

well- i meant someone you know, you're almost being mean at this point, liebling- kidding, kidding-

but, you, do? who?

[ask2pitaly]

Ah, ah, ah, one question per round. You're being unfair.

[ask-2p-ger]

right- mi dispiace, uh, truth, i guess?

[ask2pitaly]

Truth, hmm...

This should be good— What are you looking for in a partner? I think I, of all people, should know, haha.

[ask-2p-ger]

Was- Ich- Luci, not to use your own words against you but, bitte, clarify, which type of partner do you mean?

[ask2pitaly]

I'm leaving that up to you. I don't mind if you talk about personality or appearance, quirks and the like. Your choice, amore.

[ask-2p-ger]

Right- I guess, someone that's headstrong, won't hesitate to tell me what I'm doing wrong. Though, when it comes to romantic partners I guess, I do have a certain dark haired, slightly stubborn italian in mind?

[ask2pitaly]

I— I'm still surprised you're so open about that. To be fair, I didn't expect— I was joking, a few replies back at least, about that crush of yours.

... Huh.

[ask-2p-ger]

You were joking? Well, you know I could never lie to you, Schatz

[ask2pitaly]

I never said anything about lying, but... still.

What a fascinating man you are, Lutz.

[ask-2p-ger]

Coming from you I can't tell if that's a compliment or an insult-

[ask2pitaly]

Doesn't that make me more charming, though? Heh.

[ask-2p-ger]

That's true. Everything about you is charming, liebling.

[ask2pitaly]

Luciiii I have nothing to do, I'm bored

@ask-2p-ger

... I am like a train ride away what do you want me to— You know what, nevermind, I'm willing to indulge you. What do you want?

[ask-2p-ger]

Well- I don't know, I didn't think I'd get this far... I kind of expected you to just tell me to fuck off- but, i'm just bored, need someone to talk to or something i don't know :(

[ask2pitaly]

Huh?? Whatever— you literally have the energy of a pathetic wet dog on the front porch of a house, what do you expect me to do? Ignore you? I'm not that heartless...

[ask-2p-ger]

Aww, you care about me! I love you too, Luci!

[ask2pitaly]

... On the other hand I can just shut the door—

[ask-2p-ger]

NO I TAKE IT BACK-

[ask2pitaly]

That's what I thought. So, feeling any less bored now? Anything else I can do to alleviate your boredom?

[ask-2p-ger]

Well- I guess we could play truth or dare, or something?

[ask2pitaly]

B— Sometimes your mind truly makes me wonder. Fine, truth or dare, Lutz?

[ask-2p-ger]

Wait actually? You're being awfully nice today Luci- Are you sick? But, truth!

[ask2pitaly]

One more compliment like that and I'm airdropping you a middle finger <3. Anyway, truth...

A simple one to start: Name the last time you had one too many drinks and blacked out.

[ask-2p-ger]

Aww, you're even less violent than usual, are you sure you're alright Schatz?

And, hmmm..... i think last tuesday? Now your turn, truth or dare, caro?

[ask2pitaly]

... I'll remember that next time we hang out—

Oh-ho, no, you don't get to use my language against me. Stick to flirting with your own.

Last tuesday though? Far more recent than expected. Your turn.

[ask-2p-ger]

I don't know, make me stop, amore. Also Luci I just answered it's your turn!

look, in my defense Gilen took me to a new bar, he's a bad influence on me-

[ask2pitaly]

... Oh right— *cough* Truth.

I'm so glad I can't hear you right now, I just know my ears would need urgent maintenance if I heard you butcher my poor language. Just wait till we meet, I swear to God—

[ask-2p-ger]

What are you going to do when I see you next, tesoro mio? Threaten me? Slap me? We both know you care too much to kill me, what was it you called me? A cute puppy? But, hmm! Who was your first kiss?

[ask2pitaly]

Lock your doors at night or I'm jumping you when you least expect it ❤️.

But you know what? Fine, my first kiss was a young boy from centuries ago. You two share a few similarities, actually.

[ask-2p-ger]

Kinky-

And oh? are you implying you have a crush on me or something, luci? i knew all my flirting wasn't for nothing, che carino-

[ask2pitaly]

Ki— Get your mind out of the gutter for once!

Also not really, especially not with that attitude, but thank you for exposing yourself for my pleasure, caro.

[ask-2p-ger]

I mean-

Hey, you said it, not me, liebling! It's not my fault you said you'd jump me then compared me to your childhood boyfriend, plus, you're calling me petnames, aren't you? So- There!

[ask2pitaly]

I—

Just choose truth or dare already, fucking bastard...

[ask-2p-ger]

Alright... truth?

[ask2pitaly]

Since when have you been crushing on me, little pup? ❤️

[ask-2p-ger]

Ich- was- nein- I never said, that I- what gives you that impression- I mean, i'm not a puppy-

[ask2pitaly]

Ahh, look at how the tables have turned. Was, darling? Care elaborating for me?

[ask-2p-ger]

Luciano I swear to god if you're fucking with me right now, i'll- i'll-

[ask2pitaly]

You'll what? Even if you were here right you wouldn't utter a word. I think after so long it's safe to say I know you better than anyone else...

[ask-2p-ger]

I- shut up- Luci-since we first met, practically- just, scheiße-

[ask2pitaly]

Now, was that hard? Best believe I'll be reminding you of that very moment the next time we meet.

I'll spare you (for now) and continue with a dare.

[ask-2p-ger]

Luci- Schatz- Well, i dare you to- I dare you- fuck-

[ask2pitaly]

Mmm, you'll have to give me more to work with, Germania. I'm not psychic.

[ask-2p-ger]

I- are you trying to kill me? Uh- I guess- I dare you to. to- prank your brother?

[ask2pitaly]

... Flavio?

Dio— Word of advice, Luther, you could have kept my brother out of this and maybe then I would have humoured you for a bit more. Spare his mention next time.

[ask-2p-ger]

Oh- ah, sì, mi dispiace, Luciano- I just- i don't know- couldn't think of anything?

[ask2pitaly]

*sigh* Whatever— unless you have something better, I'll change to truth.

[ask-2p-ger]

Wait- I- okay! uh, do you have a crush on anyone, tesoro mio?

[ask2pitaly]

Ignoring the last part— define 'crush'. Maybe I do, maybe I don't, depending on your way of seeing that.

[ask-2p-ger]

was- what do you mean? it's a pretty straightforward question, anyone you find attractive? you'd go on a date with? kiss?

[ask2pitaly]

How should I have known? You could've meant a celebrity crush, fictional or even aesthetic attraction, I think I had every right to ask for an elaboration.

I'd say I do.

[ask-2p-ger]

well- i meant someone you know, you're almost being mean at this point, liebling- kidding, kidding-

but, you, do? who?

[ask2pitaly]

Ah, ah, ah, one question per round. You're being unfair.

[ask-2p-ger]

right- mi dispiace, uh, truth, i guess?

[ask2pitaly]

Truth, hmm...

This should be good— What are you looking for in a partner? I think I, of all people, should know, haha.

[ask-2p-ger]

Was- Ich- Luci, not to use your own words against you but, bitte, clarify, which type of partner do you mean?

[ask2pitaly]

I'm leaving that up to you. I don't mind if you talk about personality or appearance, quirks and the like. Your choice, amore.

[ask-2p-ger]

Right- I guess, someone that's headstrong, won't hesitate to tell me what I'm doing wrong. Though, when it comes to romantic partners I guess, I do have a certain dark haired, slightly stubborn italian in mind?

[ask2pitaly]

I— I'm still surprised you're so open about that. To be fair, I didn't expect— I was joking, a few replies back at least, about that crush of yours.

... Huh.

[ask-2p-ger]

You were joking? Well, you know I could never lie to you, Schatz

[ask2pitaly]

I never said anything about lying, but... still.

What a fascinating man you are, Lutz.

[ask-2p-ger]

Coming from you I can't tell if that's a compliment or an insult-

[ask2pitaly]

Luciiii I have nothing to do, I'm bored

@ask-2p-ger

... I am like a train ride away what do you want me to— You know what, nevermind, I'm willing to indulge you. What do you want?

[ask-2p-ger]

Well- I don't know, I didn't think I'd get this far... I kind of expected you to just tell me to fuck off- but, i'm just bored, need someone to talk to or something i don't know :(

[ask2pitaly]

Huh?? Whatever— you literally have the energy of a pathetic wet dog on the front porch of a house, what do you expect me to do? Ignore you? I'm not that heartless...

[ask-2p-ger]

Aww, you care about me! I love you too, Luci!

[ask2pitaly]

... On the other hand I can just shut the door—

[ask-2p-ger]

NO I TAKE IT BACK-

[ask2pitaly]

That's what I thought. So, feeling any less bored now? Anything else I can do to alleviate your boredom?

[ask-2p-ger]

Well- I guess we could play truth or dare, or something?

[ask2pitaly]

B— Sometimes your mind truly makes me wonder. Fine, truth or dare, Lutz?

[ask-2p-ger]

Wait actually? You're being awfully nice today Luci- Are you sick? But, truth!

[ask2pitaly]

One more compliment like that and I'm airdropping you a middle finger <3. Anyway, truth...

A simple one to start: Name the last time you had one too many drinks and blacked out.

[ask-2p-ger]

Aww, you're even less violent than usual, are you sure you're alright Schatz?

And, hmmm..... i think last tuesday? Now your turn, truth or dare, caro?

[ask2pitaly]

... I'll remember that next time we hang out—

Oh-ho, no, you don't get to use my language against me. Stick to flirting with your own.

Last tuesday though? Far more recent than expected. Your turn.

[ask-2p-ger]

I don't know, make me stop, amore. Also Luci I just answered it's your turn!

look, in my defense Gilen took me to a new bar, he's a bad influence on me-

[ask2pitaly]

... Oh right— *cough* Truth.

I'm so glad I can't hear you right now, I just know my ears would need urgent maintenance if I heard you butcher my poor language. Just wait till we meet, I swear to God—

[ask-2p-ger]

What are you going to do when I see you next, tesoro mio? Threaten me? Slap me? We both know you care too much to kill me, what was it you called me? A cute puppy? But, hmm! Who was your first kiss?

[ask2pitaly]

Lock your doors at night or I'm jumping you when you least expect it ❤️.

But you know what? Fine, my first kiss was a young boy from centuries ago. You two share a few similarities, actually.

[ask-2p-ger]

Kinky-

And oh? are you implying you have a crush on me or something, luci? i knew all my flirting wasn't for nothing, che carino-

[ask2pitaly]

Ki— Get your mind out of the gutter for once!

Also not really, especially not with that attitude, but thank you for exposing yourself for my pleasure, caro.

[ask-2p-ger]

I mean-

Hey, you said it, not me, liebling! It's not my fault you said you'd jump me then compared me to your childhood boyfriend, plus, you're calling me petnames, aren't you? So- There!

[ask2pitaly]

I—

Just choose truth or dare already, fucking bastard...

[ask-2p-ger]

Alright... truth?

[ask2pitaly]

Since when have you been crushing on me, little pup? ❤️

[ask-2p-ger]

Ich- was- nein- I never said, that I- what gives you that impression- I mean, i'm not a puppy-

[ask2pitaly]

Ahh, look at how the tables have turned. Was, darling? Care elaborating for me?

[ask-2p-ger]

Luciano I swear to god if you're fucking with me right now, i'll- i'll-

[ask2pitaly]

You'll what? Even if you were here right you wouldn't utter a word. I think after so long it's safe to say I know you better than anyone else...

[ask-2p-ger]

I- shut up- Luci-since we first met, practically- just, scheiße-

[ask2pitaly]

Now, was that hard? Best believe I'll be reminding you of that very moment the next time we meet.

I'll spare you (for now) and continue with a dare.

[ask-2p-ger]

Luci- Schatz- Well, i dare you to- I dare you- fuck-

[ask2pitaly]

Mmm, you'll have to give me more to work with, Germania. I'm not psychic.

[ask-2p-ger]

I- are you trying to kill me? Uh- I guess- I dare you to. to- prank your brother?

[ask2pitaly]

... Flavio?

Dio— Word of advice, Luther, you could have kept my brother out of this and maybe then I would have humoured you for a bit more. Spare his mention next time.

[ask-2p-ger]

Oh- ah, sì, mi dispiace, Luciano- I just- i don't know- couldn't think of anything?

[ask2pitaly]

*sigh* Whatever— unless you have something better, I'll change to truth.

[ask-2p-ger]

Wait- I- okay! uh, do you have a crush on anyone, tesoro mio?

[ask2pitaly]

Ignoring the last part— define 'crush'. Maybe I do, maybe I don't, depending on your way of seeing that.

[ask-2p-ger]

was- what do you mean? it's a pretty straightforward question, anyone you find attractive? you'd go on a date with? kiss?

[ask2pitaly]

How should I have known? You could've meant a celebrity crush, fictional or even aesthetic attraction, I think I had every right to ask for an elaboration.

I'd say I do.

[ask-2p-ger]

well- i meant someone you know, you're almost being mean at this point, liebling- kidding, kidding-

but, you, do? who?

[ask2pitaly]

Ah, ah, ah, one question per round. You're being unfair.

[ask-2p-ger]

right- mi dispiace, uh, truth, i guess?

[ask2pitaly]

Truth, hmm...

This should be good— What are you looking for in a partner? I think I, of all people, should know, haha.

[ask-2p-ger]

Was- Ich- Luci, not to use your own words against you but, bitte, clarify, which type of partner do you mean?

[ask2pitaly]

I'm leaving that up to you. I don't mind if you talk about personality or appearance, quirks and the like. Your choice, amore.

[ask-2p-ger]

Right- I guess, someone that's headstrong, won't hesitate to tell me what I'm doing wrong. Though, when it comes to romantic partners I guess, I do have a certain dark haired, slightly stubborn italian in mind?

[ask2pitaly]

I— I'm still surprised you're so open about that. To be fair, I didn't expect— I was joking, a few replies back at least, about that crush of yours.

... Huh.

[ask-2p-ger]

You were joking? Well, you know I could never lie to you, Schatz

[ask2pitaly]

Luciiii I have nothing to do, I'm bored

@ask-2p-ger

... I am like a train ride away what do you want me to— You know what, nevermind, I'm willing to indulge you. What do you want?

[ask-2p-ger]

Well- I don't know, I didn't think I'd get this far... I kind of expected you to just tell me to fuck off- but, i'm just bored, need someone to talk to or something i don't know :(

[ask2pitaly]

Huh?? Whatever— you literally have the energy of a pathetic wet dog on the front porch of a house, what do you expect me to do? Ignore you? I'm not that heartless...

[ask-2p-ger]

Aww, you care about me! I love you too, Luci!

[ask2pitaly]

... On the other hand I can just shut the door—

[ask-2p-ger]

NO I TAKE IT BACK-

[ask2pitaly]

That's what I thought. So, feeling any less bored now? Anything else I can do to alleviate your boredom?

[ask-2p-ger]

Well- I guess we could play truth or dare, or something?

[ask2pitaly]

B— Sometimes your mind truly makes me wonder. Fine, truth or dare, Lutz?

[ask-2p-ger]

Wait actually? You're being awfully nice today Luci- Are you sick? But, truth!

[ask2pitaly]

One more compliment like that and I'm airdropping you a middle finger <3. Anyway, truth...

A simple one to start: Name the last time you had one too many drinks and blacked out.

[ask-2p-ger]

Aww, you're even less violent than usual, are you sure you're alright Schatz?

And, hmmm..... i think last tuesday? Now your turn, truth or dare, caro?

[ask2pitaly]

... I'll remember that next time we hang out—

Oh-ho, no, you don't get to use my language against me. Stick to flirting with your own.

Last tuesday though? Far more recent than expected. Your turn.

[ask-2p-ger]

I don't know, make me stop, amore. Also Luci I just answered it's your turn!

look, in my defense Gilen took me to a new bar, he's a bad influence on me-

[ask2pitaly]

... Oh right— *cough* Truth.

I'm so glad I can't hear you right now, I just know my ears would need urgent maintenance if I heard you butcher my poor language. Just wait till we meet, I swear to God—

[ask-2p-ger]

What are you going to do when I see you next, tesoro mio? Threaten me? Slap me? We both know you care too much to kill me, what was it you called me? A cute puppy? But, hmm! Who was your first kiss?

[ask2pitaly]

Lock your doors at night or I'm jumping you when you least expect it ❤️.

But you know what? Fine, my first kiss was a young boy from centuries ago. You two share a few similarities, actually.

[ask-2p-ger]

Kinky-

And oh? are you implying you have a crush on me or something, luci? i knew all my flirting wasn't for nothing, che carino-

[ask2pitaly]

Ki— Get your mind out of the gutter for once!

Also not really, especially not with that attitude, but thank you for exposing yourself for my pleasure, caro.

[ask-2p-ger]

I mean-

Hey, you said it, not me, liebling! It's not my fault you said you'd jump me then compared me to your childhood boyfriend, plus, you're calling me petnames, aren't you? So- There!

[ask2pitaly]

I—

Just choose truth or dare already, fucking bastard...

[ask-2p-ger]

Alright... truth?

[ask2pitaly]

Since when have you been crushing on me, little pup? ❤️

[ask-2p-ger]

Ich- was- nein- I never said, that I- what gives you that impression- I mean, i'm not a puppy-

[ask2pitaly]

Ahh, look at how the tables have turned. Was, darling? Care elaborating for me?

[ask-2p-ger]

Luciano I swear to god if you're fucking with me right now, i'll- i'll-

[ask2pitaly]

You'll what? Even if you were here right you wouldn't utter a word. I think after so long it's safe to say I know you better than anyone else...

[ask-2p-ger]

I- shut up- Luci-since we first met, practically- just, scheiße-

[ask2pitaly]

Now, was that hard? Best believe I'll be reminding you of that very moment the next time we meet.

I'll spare you (for now) and continue with a dare.

[ask-2p-ger]

Luci- Schatz- Well, i dare you to- I dare you- fuck-

[ask2pitaly]

Mmm, you'll have to give me more to work with, Germania. I'm not psychic.

[ask-2p-ger]

I- are you trying to kill me? Uh- I guess- I dare you to. to- prank your brother?

[ask2pitaly]

... Flavio?

Dio— Word of advice, Luther, you could have kept my brother out of this and maybe then I would have humoured you for a bit more. Spare his mention next time.

[ask-2p-ger]

Oh- ah, sì, mi dispiace, Luciano- I just- i don't know- couldn't think of anything?

[ask2pitaly]

*sigh* Whatever— unless you have something better, I'll change to truth.

[ask-2p-ger]

Wait- I- okay! uh, do you have a crush on anyone, tesoro mio?

[ask2pitaly]

Ignoring the last part— define 'crush'. Maybe I do, maybe I don't, depending on your way of seeing that.

[ask-2p-ger]

was- what do you mean? it's a pretty straightforward question, anyone you find attractive? you'd go on a date with? kiss?

[ask2pitaly]

How should I have known? You could've meant a celebrity crush, fictional or even aesthetic attraction, I think I had every right to ask for an elaboration.

I'd say I do.

[ask-2p-ger]

well- i meant someone you know, you're almost being mean at this point, liebling- kidding, kidding-

but, you, do? who?

[ask2pitaly]

Ah, ah, ah, one question per round. You're being unfair.

[ask-2p-ger]

right- mi dispiace, uh, truth, i guess?

[ask2pitaly]

Truth, hmm...

This should be good— What are you looking for in a partner? I think I, of all people, should know, haha.

[ask-2p-ger]

Was- Ich- Luci, not to use your own words against you but, bitte, clarify, which type of partner do you mean?

[ask2pitaly]

I'm leaving that up to you. I don't mind if you talk about personality or appearance, quirks and the like. Your choice, amore.

[ask-2p-ger]

Right- I guess, someone that's headstrong, won't hesitate to tell me what I'm doing wrong. Though, when it comes to romantic partners I guess, I do have a certain dark haired, slightly stubborn italian in mind?

[ask2pitaly]

Luciiii I have nothing to do, I'm bored

@ask-2p-ger

... I am like a train ride away what do you want me to— You know what, nevermind, I'm willing to indulge you. What do you want?

[ask-2p-ger]

Well- I don't know, I didn't think I'd get this far... I kind of expected you to just tell me to fuck off- but, i'm just bored, need someone to talk to or something i don't know :(

[ask2pitaly]

Huh?? Whatever— you literally have the energy of a pathetic wet dog on the front porch of a house, what do you expect me to do? Ignore you? I'm not that heartless...

[ask-2p-ger]

Aww, you care about me! I love you too, Luci!

[ask2pitaly]

... On the other hand I can just shut the door—

[ask-2p-ger]

NO I TAKE IT BACK-

[ask2pitaly]

That's what I thought. So, feeling any less bored now? Anything else I can do to alleviate your boredom?

[ask-2p-ger]

Well- I guess we could play truth or dare, or something?

[ask2pitaly]

B— Sometimes your mind truly makes me wonder. Fine, truth or dare, Lutz?

[ask-2p-ger]

Wait actually? You're being awfully nice today Luci- Are you sick? But, truth!

[ask2pitaly]

One more compliment like that and I'm airdropping you a middle finger <3. Anyway, truth...

A simple one to start: Name the last time you had one too many drinks and blacked out.

[ask-2p-ger]

Aww, you're even less violent than usual, are you sure you're alright Schatz?

And, hmmm..... i think last tuesday? Now your turn, truth or dare, caro?

[ask2pitaly]

... I'll remember that next time we hang out—

Oh-ho, no, you don't get to use my language against me. Stick to flirting with your own.

Last tuesday though? Far more recent than expected. Your turn.

[ask-2p-ger]

I don't know, make me stop, amore. Also Luci I just answered it's your turn!

look, in my defense Gilen took me to a new bar, he's a bad influence on me-

[ask2pitaly]

... Oh right— *cough* Truth.

I'm so glad I can't hear you right now, I just know my ears would need urgent maintenance if I heard you butcher my poor language. Just wait till we meet, I swear to God—

[ask-2p-ger]

What are you going to do when I see you next, tesoro mio? Threaten me? Slap me? We both know you care too much to kill me, what was it you called me? A cute puppy? But, hmm! Who was your first kiss?

[ask2pitaly]

Lock your doors at night or I'm jumping you when you least expect it ❤️.

But you know what? Fine, my first kiss was a young boy from centuries ago. You two share a few similarities, actually.

[ask-2p-ger]

Kinky-

And oh? are you implying you have a crush on me or something, luci? i knew all my flirting wasn't for nothing, che carino-

[ask2pitaly]

Ki— Get your mind out of the gutter for once!

Also not really, especially not with that attitude, but thank you for exposing yourself for my pleasure, caro.

[ask-2p-ger]

I mean-

Hey, you said it, not me, liebling! It's not my fault you said you'd jump me then compared me to your childhood boyfriend, plus, you're calling me petnames, aren't you? So- There!

[ask2pitaly]

I—

Just choose truth or dare already, fucking bastard...

[ask-2p-ger]

Alright... truth?

[ask2pitaly]

Since when have you been crushing on me, little pup? ❤️

[ask-2p-ger]

Ich- was- nein- I never said, that I- what gives you that impression- I mean, i'm not a puppy-

[ask2pitaly]

Ahh, look at how the tables have turned. Was, darling? Care elaborating for me?

[ask-2p-ger]

Luciano I swear to god if you're fucking with me right now, i'll- i'll-

[ask2pitaly]

You'll what? Even if you were here right you wouldn't utter a word. I think after so long it's safe to say I know you better than anyone else...

[ask-2p-ger]

I- shut up- Luci-since we first met, practically- just, scheiße-

[ask2pitaly]

Now, was that hard? Best believe I'll be reminding you of that very moment the next time we meet.

I'll spare you (for now) and continue with a dare.

[ask-2p-ger]

Luci- Schatz- Well, i dare you to- I dare you- fuck-

[ask2pitaly]

Mmm, you'll have to give me more to work with, Germania. I'm not psychic.

[ask-2p-ger]

I- are you trying to kill me? Uh- I guess- I dare you to. to- prank your brother?

[ask2pitaly]

... Flavio?

Dio— Word of advice, Luther, you could have kept my brother out of this and maybe then I would have humoured you for a bit more. Spare his mention next time.

[ask-2p-ger]

Oh- ah, sì, mi dispiace, Luciano- I just- i don't know- couldn't think of anything?

[ask2pitaly]

*sigh* Whatever— unless you have something better, I'll change to truth.

[ask-2p-ger]

Wait- I- okay! uh, do you have a crush on anyone, tesoro mio?

[ask2pitaly]

Ignoring the last part— define 'crush'. Maybe I do, maybe I don't, depending on your way of seeing that.

[ask-2p-ger]

was- what do you mean? it's a pretty straightforward question, anyone you find attractive? you'd go on a date with? kiss?

[ask2pitaly]

How should I have known? You could've meant a celebrity crush, fictional or even aesthetic attraction, I think I had every right to ask for an elaboration.

I'd say I do.

[ask-2p-ger]

well- i meant someone you know, you're almost being mean at this point, liebling- kidding, kidding-

but, you, do? who?

[ask2pitaly]

Ah, ah, ah, one question per round. You're being unfair.

[ask-2p-ger]

right- mi dispiace, uh, truth, i guess?

[ask2pitaly]

Truth, hmm...

This should be good— What are you looking for in a partner? I think I, of all people, should know, haha.

[ask-2p-ger]

Was- Ich- Luci, not to use your own words against you but, bitte, clarify, which type of partner do you mean?

[ask2pitaly]

Luciiii I have nothing to do, I'm bored

@ask-2p-ger

... I am like a train ride away what do you want me to— You know what, nevermind, I'm willing to indulge you. What do you want?

[ask-2p-ger]

Well- I don't know, I didn't think I'd get this far... I kind of expected you to just tell me to fuck off- but, i'm just bored, need someone to talk to or something i don't know :(

[ask2pitaly]

Huh?? Whatever— you literally have the energy of a pathetic wet dog on the front porch of a house, what do you expect me to do? Ignore you? I'm not that heartless...

[ask-2p-ger]

Aww, you care about me! I love you too, Luci!

[ask2pitaly]

... On the other hand I can just shut the door—

[ask-2p-ger]

NO I TAKE IT BACK-

[ask2pitaly]

That's what I thought. So, feeling any less bored now? Anything else I can do to alleviate your boredom?

[ask-2p-ger]

Well- I guess we could play truth or dare, or something?

[ask2pitaly]

B— Sometimes your mind truly makes me wonder. Fine, truth or dare, Lutz?

[ask-2p-ger]

Wait actually? You're being awfully nice today Luci- Are you sick? But, truth!

[ask2pitaly]

One more compliment like that and I'm airdropping you a middle finger <3. Anyway, truth...

A simple one to start: Name the last time you had one too many drinks and blacked out.

[ask-2p-ger]

Aww, you're even less violent than usual, are you sure you're alright Schatz?

And, hmmm..... i think last tuesday? Now your turn, truth or dare, caro?

[ask2pitaly]

... I'll remember that next time we hang out—

Oh-ho, no, you don't get to use my language against me. Stick to flirting with your own.

Last tuesday though? Far more recent than expected. Your turn.

[ask-2p-ger]

I don't know, make me stop, amore. Also Luci I just answered it's your turn!

look, in my defense Gilen took me to a new bar, he's a bad influence on me-

[ask2pitaly]

... Oh right— *cough* Truth.

I'm so glad I can't hear you right now, I just know my ears would need urgent maintenance if I heard you butcher my poor language. Just wait till we meet, I swear to God—

[ask-2p-ger]

What are you going to do when I see you next, tesoro mio? Threaten me? Slap me? We both know you care too much to kill me, what was it you called me? A cute puppy? But, hmm! Who was your first kiss?

[ask2pitaly]

Lock your doors at night or I'm jumping you when you least expect it ❤️.

But you know what? Fine, my first kiss was a young boy from centuries ago. You two share a few similarities, actually.

[ask-2p-ger]

Kinky-

And oh? are you implying you have a crush on me or something, luci? i knew all my flirting wasn't for nothing, che carino-

[ask2pitaly]

Ki— Get your mind out of the gutter for once!

Also not really, especially not with that attitude, but thank you for exposing yourself for my pleasure, caro.

[ask-2p-ger]

I mean-

Hey, you said it, not me, liebling! It's not my fault you said you'd jump me then compared me to your childhood boyfriend, plus, you're calling me petnames, aren't you? So- There!

[ask2pitaly]

I—

Just choose truth or dare already, fucking bastard...

[ask-2p-ger]

Alright... truth?

[ask2pitaly]

Since when have you been crushing on me, little pup? ❤️

[ask-2p-ger]

Ich- was- nein- I never said, that I- what gives you that impression- I mean, i'm not a puppy-

[ask2pitaly]

Ahh, look at how the tables have turned. Was, darling? Care elaborating for me?

[ask-2p-ger]

Luciano I swear to god if you're fucking with me right now, i'll- i'll-

[ask2pitaly]

You'll what? Even if you were here right you wouldn't utter a word. I think after so long it's safe to say I know you better than anyone else...

[ask-2p-ger]

I- shut up- Luci-since we first met, practically- just, scheiße-

[ask2pitaly]

Now, was that hard? Best believe I'll be reminding you of that very moment the next time we meet.

I'll spare you (for now) and continue with a dare.

[ask-2p-ger]

Luci- Schatz- Well, i dare you to- I dare you- fuck-

[ask2pitaly]

Mmm, you'll have to give me more to work with, Germania. I'm not psychic.

[ask-2p-ger]

I- are you trying to kill me? Uh- I guess- I dare you to. to- prank your brother?

[ask2pitaly]

... Flavio?

Dio— Word of advice, Luther, you could have kept my brother out of this and maybe then I would have humoured you for a bit more. Spare his mention next time.

[ask-2p-ger]

Oh- ah, sì, mi dispiace, Luciano- I just- i don't know- couldn't think of anything?

[ask2pitaly]

*sigh* Whatever— unless you have something better, I'll change to truth.

[ask-2p-ger]

Wait- I- okay! uh, do you have a crush on anyone, tesoro mio?

[ask2pitaly]

Ignoring the last part— define 'crush'. Maybe I do, maybe I don't, depending on your way of seeing that.

[ask-2p-ger]

was- what do you mean? it's a pretty straightforward question, anyone you find attractive? you'd go on a date with? kiss?

[ask2pitaly]

How should I have known? You could've meant a celebrity crush, fictional or even aesthetic attraction, I think I had every right to ask for an elaboration.

I'd say I do.

[ask-2p-ger]

well- i meant someone you know, you're almost being mean at this point, liebling- kidding, kidding-

but, you, do? who?

[ask2pitaly]

Ah, ah, ah, one question per round. You're being unfair.

[ask-2p-ger]

right- mi dispiace, uh, truth, i guess?