Hell Yeah, America

Just hangin' around, you know? Stop by and chat, ask some annoying, intrusive questions, or don't. 'Cuz I don't give a flying fuck. Entertain me. ((Hello all! This is an RP/ask account for 2p America. It may get NSFW at times but I'll try to keep the worst things in private asks. I'll RP with anyone: Fem, OCs, AUs, etc. because I just wanna get better and talk with more people! Cheers!)) Magic Anon Status None Relationship status: None (currently loving on his bat out of loneliness)

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Is England your real dad? Or are you adopted?

Both Canada and I were adopted. It’s all good, most of us are…I just wished I got picked up by a less shitty dad.

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Who did you look up to as a kid?I'm curious...

Who else? My older self, of course! Is there anyone else a guy can look up to?

(Especially when the only adult in the house is England…ergh…)

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((My computer has been in the shop for over a month and I have a mighty need to update this blog arrrghhh))

[tinyblondeferret]

Commissions Are Open!

Hey hey everyone!

I’ve got some pretty crazy hobbies (no, not drugs) as of late so in order to afford the things I wanna do I’ve decided to open up commissions in order to help my poor bank account.

Here is a list of basic pricing, certain different drawings may be up for discussion in terms of pricing, but it really depends on how much work I will be pouring into the drawing.

Most options are available in black and white for a cheaper price, however I do not have any examples on hand to use for those.

Please email me at [email protected] if you are interested, payments for sketches and simple cartoons are due as soon as you place an order for them (payment will be via paypal at a DIFFERENT email address) but payment for the more expensive options will be due as soon as they are at the top of my queue.

Please provide a reference photo for an OC or something obscure when you email me and thanks for reading! 

[ask-2pamerica]

Do you ever get scared during horror movies?

I guess…I mean I watch a lot of B-rated stuff and that shit isn’t very scary- but those cheap screamers that get thrown in some of ‘em give me a start every time, ya’know? 

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((And we're back!))

((Sorry, I've had a lot going on in this past couple of months, but I can finally have this blog up and running again!))

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Genderbend 2p america pleeeeease?

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Why don't you eat meat ?

I dunno. I guess the whole concept of eating an animal just weirds me out.

It might have had something to do with growing up with England, too. His cuisine was…interesting, to say the least.

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What do you think about 2p Canada?

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hi im yang and i what to rp with you 2pamerica

((Sounds good!))

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Heh on a scale of 1 to 10 how kinky are you?

[tinyblondeferret]

There’s not enough fanart of Jetsir’s 2p Canada in the world and I promise to remedy this situation.

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Are you into any sports? Either playing or watching?

Uh, yeah…

Football.

I’m into watching football.

Yeah, American football. The old pigskin and all that.

Yeah…

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((Since my inbox is empty I thought I'd try out this whole animation thing.

This whole animation thing is tough))

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((Mun is sick and unable to update, but she'll be drawing again once she feels better))

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What's your new years resolution?

I was hoping to talk to at least one cute girl this year.

Looks like I completed it already.

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*steals 2p America's sunglasses and bat then runs away* whatcha gonna do about it?! // shot

Oy, fucker, who do you think you are? I’ll tell you what I’ll do, I’ll beat the fuck outta you if you don’t give that all back right now- you hear?