Art and Larp

[dingdongyouarewrong]

as a Certified Germaphobe i really think the west should really adopt the trend of wearing face masks when they’re sick tbh

[dingdongyouarewrong]

shit fuck i’m so sorry i’m so sorry i’m so

[elfie-baggins]

[exemplarybehaviour]

you know what? fuck it (unproblematics your fave)

[tahthetrickster]

how dare you thats my emotional support war criminal

[ahyesfanartgood]

This is mostly just be flexing that I've gotten better at art

[lichrelly]

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

[bill-nye-official-blog]

why are lemons separate from food op?

[sporkkles-irl]

everyone knows lemons arent food

[2boldlyqueer]

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

[lichrelly]

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

[incessant-honking]

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

[danna-sama]

What the fuck did i just watch.

[askasexual]

It- it’s not a Rick roll

[theprinceofsnark]

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

[left-reminders]

[make--it--gayer]

[worthikids]

Palpatine’s Journey

[gunsandfireandshit]

According to the review I just read this video offers more of an explanation for why Palatine is still alive than the new movie does lmao

[ssalmonn]

the way he turns into a polygonal 3D object as he falls is fucking poetic cinema

[glutko]

Steampunk Village people! Awesome!

[nicholasbritel]

[weaver-z]

Hey there are Warrior cats with birds as the first part of their names, right? Aren’t there cats named things like Hawkfrost and Dovewing? And the second half of the name can be just about anything found in nature, right? This is a time-sensitive question—

[weaver-z]

Thank you.

[hellomynameisscreams-deactivate]

Frankenstein’s Monster literally got the exact opposite of what I like to call “The Fandom treatment.” Instead of having a horrifying and/or not-normally attractive and inhuman creature being turned into a beautiful and/or sexy human by fans, a considerably attractive and goth prince who was pretty much MADE of human has been turned into a slobbering, grotesque, and ugly monster by the media 

[hellomynameisscreams-deactivate]

to give you visual aid to what i mean, here is what he is usually depicted as by the media:

and this is what he is actually meant to look like as described in the book:

“His limbs were in proportion, and I had selected his features as beautiful. Beautiful! Great God! His yellow skin scarcely covered the work of muscles and arteries beneath; his hair was of a lustrous black, and flowing; his teeth of a pearly whiteness; but these luxuriances only formed a more horrid contrast with his watery eyes, that seemed almost of the same colour as the dun-white sockets in which they were set, his shrivelled complexion and straight black lips.” (5.2)

[rannulfr]

Reblogging to add that the second image is from the 2004 Hallmark production.

It won an Emmy, has an 89% approval rating on Amazon, and is to date the singular most faithful adaptation of the book ever made.

It was finally released on Blu-Ray a few years ago due to fans rallying and you can also watch it on starz or pick up the old DVD for a few bucks online.

[connemor]

[benevolentscars]

when I click a dialogue option I don’t actually agree with to get support points

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

@delient-scoot PLEASE don’t fucking hide this in the tags

[avatars-legend]

who did it??? who fucked palpatine????

[renegadepack]

the true source of the cullen fortune is emmett selling duct tape wallets

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

i just realized how absolutely earth shatteringly horny the internet at large would be for darth vader if the original trilogy came out right now

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

my god, every facet of his character, the mask, he’s tall, he chokes people, he’s evil, good god it would be apocalyptic, this website would be fucking unusable

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

people are horny for kylo ren and he’s just an intentionally infinitely shittier version of darth vader who sucks fucking shit comparatively just imagine

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

so imagine Star Wars comes out now, everybody’s obviously drawing their fanon interpretation of Vader as hot brooding anime men so they can ship him with whomever of luke/leia/han they find personally most attractive. Empire comes around, darth is luke’s ****** (message me for spoilers!), everyone purges their Luke/Vader art and starts drawing him as a hot dad, slicked back salt-n-pepper hair and a chiseled jaw and shit

then Jedi comes out and

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

someone just actually messaged me for spoilers

[marsapartment]

They’re both,,, 12 years old.

Man of Steel #3

[lennythereviewer]

In today’s modern society, Riddler would be the EASIEST of Batman’s villains to rehabilitate 

All you have to do? Give him a job designing/running an Escape Room facility

It’s perfect for him. A non-violent outlet for feeding his need to flex how intelligent he is, he still gets to create his elaborate puzzles and riddles, and people will willingly PAY HIM to lock them up in a room where he can mess with them for an hour or so

Someone get Bruce Wayne on the phone I have an idea for a thing he should invest in

[thenarator]

if you win, and successfully escape the room, you get a sticker that says “i’m as smart as batman”