Mod Pones

This is Coffee Spice, and Cocoa Mix (my gorgeous, sweet girlfriend), and together we are a Mocha! I make the coffee in our little shop, and she makes the sweets. Now, what would you like? Just let us know who you're asking the question to, otherwise we both answer it, gurl.

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Sorry, about Blackie, he's sorta our.. Pet.

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You can even request something not listed on the menu, too, we don't mind.

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I'm literally going to fucking bite you in the neck. Hisssssbuysomecoffeessssss.

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Part two of the EPIC quest…

Part one

Only the beginning.

Spot the not-winners over there!

Totally not:

Askgargle

Paintpallet99

Butterwing

Ask Coco

Pginri

Blitzbolt

Darkly

Mocha couple

Switchy

And THE MOST USELESS SACK OF NOTHING!

[ask-a-mocha]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

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Now if you'd like to order, you gotta go to Spicey there and tell him. I just cook and serve.

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Your mom owes me a biscuit

(Nah, seriously, y'all, I'm doing me a story about these two. That my boyfriend asked me to publish, he liked it so much. It's not done yet, and I'm slow-going at it, but ya know. It'd be swell if you could take a read at it, too. Ya know, if ya want to.

Linky.)

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We are not liable for any third degree burns in your esophagus.

[ask-a-mocha]

Wow, we just started and already got a question about babies. Still, the answer is no, we haven't. We're not planning on having kids for a while.

~Cocoa Mix