#so?

[seasononesam]

Dad hasn't been home in a few days. So he's working overtime on a Miller Time shift. He'll stumble back in sooner or later.

[forgrtashes-blog]

Be my guest.

[viiiiiliiiii]

Andrew, was a deep blowjob actually part of your first-aid training at university, or did you come up with that treatment plan yourself? I’m just asking.

[f1nn-th3-fr34k]

I believe in touch starved men who will follow you around like a love sick puppy.

[notstokey]

SCOTLAND FOREVERRR

[determined-ghostworm]

:Smoothie:

After this Tim will decide that he has been awake for far too long and promptly go to bed. Only to realize that the spooky white-haired child was not a sleep deprivation hallucination when he awoke to said white-haired child staring down with teeth a bit too sharp and eyes a bit to green to be human.

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Tim: Wakes up

Danny: Rawr

Jason: That’s adorable, now stab him and you’ll be perfect.

Danny: Boops Tim on the nose… stab •-•

Jason: Beautiful

[sadbeautifutragic]

as someone who regularly grills tradwives and toxic family vloggers, if you think taylor is a tradwife you're goofy as fuck