Pig-tailed girl, I understand the sacrifice you have made to keep your chastity until I can honorably be with both you and Tendo Akane, but I finally have a solution. Behold! Water from the Spring of Drowned Twins, when I douse myself with this magical water, I will finally be able to be with you and Tendo Akane.
"Oh, we are so not doing this right now!!" Or ever, really. But Ranma can only focus on so much when Kuno is threatening something so...horrible! (Barring that it's Jusenkyo, so... No way that water would work as intended.)
First, the water. An expert kick knocks it out of his hands and... Well, no need to worry about what happens after that.
Cause Kuno is quickly sent rocketing into the sky at the next hit, Ranma breathing hard...mostly from stress. Man, she'd just gotten it good with Akane...!! Can't the Kuno family ever quit?!
She goes to head home, but pauses. A squirrel got hit with the water from the bucket...and two of them are, indeed, there. Reacting with bafflement at the existence of the other. She gives a shudder at the sight.
"I think I just saved 'Kane and I from something truly horrible..."
