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PLEASE HELP US FIND AMBER. A police report has been made, and they suspect a kidnapping.

AMBER LIVES IN STOCKTON, CALIFORNIA. IF YOU HAVE HEARD FROM HER, KNOW ABOUT, OR HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT HER WHEREABOUTS, PLEASE, PLEASE CALL US.

Stockton Police: [phone] Me: [phone]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE help us find her!!!!

UPDATE: From the facebook: She may be with an African-American male in his 30’s goes by the name of “J”. Friends have reported she was meeting up with someone today at delta around 11 and gave this info. “j” has an 8 year old son and a friend name Dave. Unfortunately that’s all we have to go by.

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okay if its not any trouble, what are your guys' reactions to Pewdiepie?

Zig zag zoo doo

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Dear Feferi, if all you had to do was imagine, and your dream guy would appear in front of you, what would he look like? ~ River

W)(AL-E… I t)(ink )(e’d probably be… a lot like -Eridan.(Maybe even actually be -Eridan.)

(Just don’t tell )(im I said so. I’m still mad at )(im.)

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Kanaya: You'd be surprised?

Karkat: *Just stares.*

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Kanaya: Yes. I do. In fact, he is about my size, has the mind of an animal, and is known to have rage-induced fits quite frequently.

Karkat: LIKE AN ANIMAL. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? NOTHING LIKE ME COULD EVER BE CONSIDERED ANIMAL LIKE. I AM NOTHING LIKE AN ANIMAL, AND NO ALTERNATE ME WILL EVER BE AN ANIMAL EITHER. EVER.

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Kanaya: I'm sure you're wondering why there is a giant that looks very much like one of your friends standing before you. I can explain this. But first, I do believe introductions are in order. I am Kanaya. I am, in fact a troll. In my universe, trolls are much different than you may be used to. Despite our many differences, we are trolls. Would your name happen to be Karkat?

Karkat: NO SHIT. DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER SHORT, NUBBY-HORNED, SHOUTY, AND GENERALLY ANNOYED TROLLS?

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Kanaya: [looks down] Hello.

Karkat: OH MY FUCKING GOD, WHAT.

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hay Equius can I feel your muscles? *pun intended*

D --> You mayD --> However I will request you be incredibly careful, as a mere twitch of my muscles can damage a handD --> ...I need a towel

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yo - ask shit

attention followas

we need yo qs since we dont have anemonemore

come prawn yo gotta be curious aboat some shit

jeesh this is borin

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Eridan, what's your cape made out of?

wwell obvviously my cape is only made out a the finest materials considerin it aint gonna be any form a landdwweller productiona course my cape is also descended from the same fabric as my ancestor as it should be so i dont knoww wwhy you wwould wwant to knoww about it wwhen obvviously you wwouldnt evver get to get your fingers on THIS kind a fabric

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Visit Original Link

#why dont you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself

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I FOUND IT AGAIN I’M SO HAPPY

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Do you want to finish my apple juice, Dave?

no fuckin shit dudeim all kinds of interested in polishing off some aji havent had any since goddamn egbert made me think stupid monster howie mandell probably pissed in iti mean seriously god damn-keep it real,dave strider

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ocray eager buoys and gills

for alla yo who efin have questions an such the tide to ask has just re-opened

thats right. ask box is open beeyotches

 - Meenah

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Are there any humans or trolls (non ancestors) left? This is a great blog btw :)

Thanks! And we aren't too sure, just double check~

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Kanaya! I think Rose likes you!

I Should Hope SoWe Have Been Matesprits For Quite A While

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do you guys think the reason why your not winning the game is that you don't work together, you know like together everyone together come on lets have some fun

in all complete non bullshit honesty i think were not winning the game because this is still a beta versionwell alpha now i thinkthis means that basically the game was never even fucking finished in the first place which is why i told john not to get it until it came out-dave strider