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@ask-apprentice-tiberius this yours?
MY BABY!!!
An Iridescent Python with polka dots.
Me as a snake!
...damn, Eve really didn't stand a chance, huh 😘
Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He’d like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get ahold of me in the morning.
666-420-6969. Vesuvian area codes, amirite?
I thought it was 867-5309...
lucio meeting chandra
lucio: there’s a freakin oul outside
lucio: how do you spell it
lucio: ouwl
lucio: owul
lucio: howl
lucio: how do you spell it
lucio: hoot hoot
lucio: there’s a hoot hoot outside
Tiberius: jsyk, if there's two, then you call them hooters
*raises hand*
amiright ladies
i have a type
Skanky Julian is my go to sketching subject lately bonus Malak because why not
Late Night pt. 1
@classlesstulip i both thank and blame you for the inspiration for this. the next part will be posted either tomorrow or in the future
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Blinking awake, Willa lifts her head from the pillow and blearily looks around the room, silently searching for what woke her up. Soft shuffling coming from her kitchen makes her jolt up in bed, scrambling for the bat kept by the end table. She creeps out of her room and peeks around into the hallway, finding the gentle lights turned low.
Her feet make no noise as she sneaks closer, until she peers around the doorway- only to sigh at the familiar mane of obsidian hair and sets the bat on the kitchen table.
“Ty, you scared the… hell outta me…”
At the sound of his name, he had turned and this gave Willa a full view of his bare torso. His pristine button up was ruffled and unbuttoned, sleeves rolled up to show his arms, a book in one hand and a cup of coffee in the other.
“Sorry, blueberry. Late night work.” He says with a grin, which slowly turns into a smirk at her expression.
He easily recognized the way her cheeks and ears tipped with red, her pupils dilating the longer she stares, and her teeth nibbling her bottom lip.
“If you keep looking at me like that, I’m going to have to keep you awake for a few more hours.” He purrs, setting his book and cup down onto the counter as he stalks towards her.
She arches a dark brow, licking her lips slowly.
“Wouldn’t be the first time you’ve kept me up, Tiberius.” She grins and reaches her hands out to trail up his tattooed arms to his inked chest, tracing each design. “Definitely won’t be the last either.”
Without warning, he lifts her over his shoulder like a bag of potatoes, making her squeak and laugh while grabbing at his back. He smooths one hand over the backs of her thighs and rump, which her nightgown barely covered now.
“Oh no, it won’t. But I hope you got enough sleep already tonight.”
“Character who has met god is an atheist” may be excellent, but consider:
“character has like a post-graduate degree in the study of a completely different religion”
“character is a really important religious leader for a completely different religion and they have a REPUTATION”
“character at least nominally followed the religion of the god they meet up until meeting them, but then they decide to convert to something else just to spite them”
“character tries to rope god into their theological arguments on facebook”
and
“character is pursuing a theology degree and sees this as a research opportunity (I can’t decide if it’s funnier if this is theology in the real-world sense or if in this world theology involves observing God in the field)”
He we see the young deity creating alone for the first time, without its mother; ah...an eldritch abomination. This is a very common first attempt by young godlings...
*Whistles while pushing his ceremonial garb under his bed with his foot*
you keep telling yourself that, jules
It's not the size of the cakes, it's the amount of syrup they can hold.
And his can hold A LOT of syrup ;)
(magicianapprenticelyra) Hey Ty! My uncle made too many spring rolls again. Want a couple platters?
FUCK YEAH! Ly, your uncle makes some of the BEST spring rolls I've ever had!
Oh, and feel free to raid my cellar. I've got a lot of bottles of cider, and oodles of fruit preserves. I, uh, may have been a tad more fertile than usual this year.
willa: *pops into existence, wearing a extremely large sweater*
Guys! GUYS! I got flippers!
*aggressively flaps hands*
isabel: did you take ty’s sweater again
willa: …..no
( @ask-apprentice-tiberius )
Flippity flop, you need to STOP (smacks her with the sock he’s darning)
But it’s so comfy!
Woman, every time you put on one of my sweaters, they "disappear" into your closet. I need them back. My nipples are cold!
willa: *pops into existence, wearing a extremely large sweater*
Guys! GUYS! I got flippers!
*aggressively flaps hands*
isabel: did you take ty’s sweater again
willa: …..no
( @ask-apprentice-tiberius )
Flippity flop, you need to STOP (smacks her with the sock he's darning)
sure Al’s outfit on him is ….probs a little too snug bahaha
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OMG Al you look adorable in my sweater! I'll knit you a matching one in purple so we can be sweater pals!
Also, I look flattering in EVERYTHING. And I'm always a fan of the "tits-out" look (see Exhibit A). Julian).
Unless its pink. It clashes HORRIBLY with my skintone.
What's your top 5 favorite things about Julian and living with him?
1). He sings stupid little songs while doing the dishes.
2). He sings in the shower. One time he did a rousing rendition of Fergilicious and got so into it he slipped.
3). He can't sit still while reading a good book. Every couple of minutes he contorts himself into some new position.
4). Constant supply of pelmen and cheburek. And kvass.
5). Cuddles.
Modern AU Julian: So Lactarius how is your Festive Holiday Starbucks.
Modern AU Lactarius: *sips her Mocha Peppermint Latte* Like Im getting facefucked by a cough drop.
Modern AU Valerius: WTF!? Then stop drinking it!
Lactarius: NO! Spitters are quitters! Plus it was $7!
Modern AU Tiberius: *high fives her* YAS QUEEN! .....but seriously stop drinking it......we can get you a cocoa instead.
@classlesstulip LOL.
But yeah, for $7 I'd drink that bitch down, too. That's too much money to literally throw away.
...but, uh, if you wanna get facefucked by something else...winkwink