Shit Happens

Life is shit and then you die || "Before I can live with other folks, I've got to live with myself || My family is a mess please do not bring it up

[domas-eternal-lotus]

Get to know me, send me a symbol.

📱 Show your phone lock screen and/or home screen

💕 Your two top fave fictional characters

🕹 Video game you are currently playing

🌡 Fave season

🏫 Are you in school, what grade

 🎒 Are you in college, major area of study

🏢 Your job (You don’t have to be specific) or dream job if you don’t work

📷 Post the 12th photo from your phone’s gallery

📅 Your birthday

🎂 How old are you

📏 How tall are you

🔑 Key to your heart

📖 Fave book

📝 Fave quote

🌐 Languages you can speak and/or are learning. Which are you fluent in

💻 Desktop/Laptop/iPad/other

📔 Do you keep a traditional diary

☠ Something that angers you

🐷 Junk food you can never get enough of

🌼 Fave flower

📺 Fave anime

🎥 Fave film

📻 Fave song currently

🎙 Can you sing

🎁 Best gift you ever received and why

👾 Do you believe in aliens

👻 Do you believe in ghosts

⛪ What is your religion

🌎 What country do you live in

📸 Post a selfie

[connectivitty-blog]

cell phone headcanons

[maeallena-deactivated20191204]

connectivitty‌:

send me ”#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including:                              - what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone                              - what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone                              - what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone                              - my muse’s last text to your muse

[c-bassmeow]

[spectral-ask-memes]

Fantasy Asks

Fairy- What is something that you get excited about? 

Mermaid- What are you looking forward to? 

Elf- What are you proud of? 

Dragon- Sexuality? 

Griffin- Gender? 

Unicorn- Who do you look up to? 

Spirit- Have you ever been in love? 

Ghost- Favorite song? 

Poltergeist- Favorite song lyric? 

Ghoul- Who is someone that makes you laugh easily/who’s company you enjoy most of, if not all of, the time? 

Goblin- What makes you happy?  

Dwarf- Favorite tv show? 

Vampire- Are you currently reading any books? If so, what book(s)?

Werewolf- Who is your family? Who do you live with?  

Siren- Favorite color? 

Hobgoblin- Do you like anyone? 

Wraith- Any scars? 

Specter- Have you ever been in love? 

Chimera- Will you/do you want to get married? 

Changeling- Do you want children? 

Oracle- Do you like children? 

King- Describe your ideal day. 

Queen- Age? 

Princess- What is your relationship with your parents like? 

Prince- Birthday? 

Necromancer- If you could spend a week with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be? 

Castle- What is something that not a lot of people know about you? 

Tower- What is (at least one thing) something that you’re afraid of? 

Magic- Describe your crush without saying their name. 

Enchanted Forest- Height? 

Magic Healer- Any pets? If so, what are they? 

Potions- Relationship status? 

Potion Making- Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? 

Divination- What do you think about yourself? 

Visions- Do you miss anyone? 

Curses- How do you show affection? 

Charms- Are you religious? 

Hexes- What’s your favorite smell? 

Jinxes- If you could be anywhere, where would you want to be? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

03: Do you regret anything?

04: Are you insecure?

05: What is your relationship status?

06: How do you want to die?

07: What did you last eat?

08: Played any sports?

09: Do you bite your nails?

10: When was your last physical fight?

11: Do you like someone?

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

14: Do you miss someone?

15: Have any pets?

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

18: Are you scared of spiders?

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

26: What are you craving right now?

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

28: Have you ever been cheated on?

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

30: What’s irritating you right now?

31: Does somebody love you?

32: What is your favourite color?

33: Do you have trust issues?

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

51: Favourite food?

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

54: Is cheating ever okay?

55: Are you mean?

56: How many people have you fist fought?

57: Do you believe in true love?

58: Favourite weather?

59: Do you like the snow?

60: Do you wanna get married?

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

62: What makes you happy?

63: Would you change your name?

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Crisis over. I’m all good now

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

…are you sure?

[ask-atticus-caroll]

There’s just a load of weird shit in life and eventually you’re gonna be cool with it. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Crisis over. I’m all good now

[murderer-of-an-empress]

ANGST AND DRAMA M!A LIST

[Amnesia]: Your muse suffers a severe case of anmesia. The only thing muse remembers. She/He has to kill [anon specifies]

[Buddy]: Your muse dies and becomes the guardian angel of [anon defines] for 24 hours. Only set character can hear or see the guardian angel.

[Blackout]: Your muse suffers blackouts which come without warning for the next [anon specifies] hours.

[Cutard]: your muse thinks he/she is dead for the nexr [anon specifies] hours

[Draining]: Your muse causes everyone around them suffer bad mood, ranging from drepression, hate or anger or sadness.

[Descent]: For the next 24 hours your muse gradually forgets everything about their life.

[Gourmet]:Your muse has the urge to ea human flesh for the next [anon specifies] hours.

[GLaDOS]: For the next 24 hours your muse shows their sadistic and sarcastic side and has the power to control the persons around them to a certain amount.

[Inbetween]: Your muse suddenly dies and becomes a ghost. He/She can only communicate with great effort and reenters the body after 24 hours.

[Mirror mirror]: For the next 24 hours, if your muse looks into a mirror or any kind of reflecting surface, he /she sees the evil/dark side of themselves, which becomes alive.

[My design]: If your muse has already killed somebody, it will live through that again and cannot distinct between memory and reality. If not, your musse wakes up and is sure that she/he has killed someone last night.

[Last breath]: For the next 6 hours your muse is beaten up, bleeding and on the brink of death.

[Predator]: Your muse is reduced to their primal instincts for the next 24 hours.

[Slender]: Muse cannot recognize any faces and feels followed for the next [anon specifies] hours.

[Shapeshift]: Your muse has to take the appearance of other persons and cannot change back until MA ends (for six hours).

[Sanguine]: For the next 24 hours your muse has an extreme need to make anyone bleed and taste the blood.

[Robot]: Your muse is absolutely emotionless and not able to feel any pain for the next [anon specifies] hours.

[Voodoo]: [anon specifies] gets the little voodoo doll of your muse for 24hours.

[Vice Versa]: For the next 24 hours, the character of your muse completely changes for the contrary.

[ask-atticus-caroll]

How’s it goin’

// @ask-allison-carroll @ask-paul-owen @ask-craig-mcdermott

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Hi?

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Hey there. I’m Atticus, and you?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I’m Jeremiah, uh… 

How are you? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Hey, that’s….yeah.

I’m pretty good. How bout you?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I… yeah, I… I know 

That’s good. I’m… I’m fine

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Are you my dead brother or am I high or something???

That’s lovely.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Which would you rather it be? 

Yeah. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Which one is it?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I’m your not-so-dead brother? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Well

Shit

Give me about five seconds, I’m gonna have a crisis if you don’t mind

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

That’s… understandable 

If it helps, I’m… technically not alive? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Awesome. My brother’s a zombie. Sounds like a shitty 1973 horror movie title.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I’m not a zombie either, sorry 

I’m not that cool 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Alright then. Ghost, skeleton, some Tom Riddle-esque preserved memory type shit. 

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

…you know the seven deadly sins and the seven virtues? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

I know a few, yes. I sense this is going to be a fun one.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Yeah, well… 

I’m one of them. It’s weird. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Sure why not. I’m starting to think I’m not the crazy one out of us two.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Yeah. I know it sounds weird. I sound like I’ve lost my mind. Just… 

I don’t know. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

All you needed to say was “hello brother I somehow survived the whole murder attempt thing and have been living in tibet training to become a monk” and I would’ve just gone with it.

Ah fuck, why not. You’re one of the seven whatever one are you. Sure. Let’s go with it.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

…but I didn’t survive the murder part. That’s… that’s literally… never mind. 

I’m a sin, yes. You can ask my boyfriend. He’s a virtue, he’s also an angel. So. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

I know, I just meant to avoid the whole crisis thing and the whole you sounding like a lunatic thing.

I take it you mean the angel thing literally. Why not, right? Which sin are you?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Okay…? 

Uh… lust? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

The whole Tibetan monk thing, I could’ve rationalized that. 

Oh fun why the hell not. How about your angel boyfriend, which one’s he?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Okay, but can you see me as a Tibetan monk? 

He’s kindness. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Not really but I also can’t see you as alive. Or whatever the hell thing you’re saying you are. No offense and I’m sorry, but I really am not processing any of this.

Of course he is. Really lucked out there didn’t you.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

If you don’t want to talk to me, you don’t have to. Literally no one is making you. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

No, it’s not that I don’t want to talk to you. Allison is saying it’s actually you and I trust her, so I’m sort of going with it, but also it’s a bit of a shock thinking your brother has been dead for years now and now he isn’t.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I died. Some asshole killed me and then after I was dead basically went “Psyche! You gotta come with me whether you like it or not! Too bad!” and made forced me into this. I’ve been back for a while.

[ask-atticus-caroll]

I’ll fight the asshole

I’ve just found out about it. Pretty wild. Imagine if the roles here were reversed.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

The asshole has already been fought and killed, the guy that did it… it’s weird 

The roles wouldn’t be reversed. You’re smarter.

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Weird. I’ll fight his corpse.

No, seriously. Imagine they were. Imagine you’ve thought I was dead for years, and only just now do I show up and reveal I’m one of the seven sins actually. Imagine that.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Good luck. 

…that’s literally what happened to me. Except not with someone I don’t completely hate.

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Not following. Sorry. 

Anyway, glad you’re back, maybe we can meet up sometime

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

It’s worse than the being-a-sin thing. 

Yeah, maybe. We’ll have to schedule it, it’ll probably have to be like… two weeks in advance or Maverick might have a coronary. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Yikes

I don’t even know this Maverick guy and already I can tell they’re annoying

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Maverick’s not that bad, actually, you don’t see too much of him too often- he’s usually doing work, I don’t know where he gets half of it from 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Fuck, wait, let me….

I’m gonna guess he’s diligence?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Yep 

He’s… definitely something

I think he said he was a brownie? Or something like that? I don’t remember 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Figures.

One of those little...dudes. Yeah, I see it.

[ask-atticus-caroll]

How’s it goin’

// @ask-allison-carroll @ask-paul-owen @ask-craig-mcdermott

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Hi?

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Hey there. I’m Atticus, and you?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I’m Jeremiah, uh… 

How are you? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Hey, that’s….yeah.

I’m pretty good. How bout you?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I… yeah, I… I know 

That’s good. I’m… I’m fine

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Are you my dead brother or am I high or something???

That’s lovely.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Which would you rather it be? 

Yeah. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Which one is it?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I’m your not-so-dead brother? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Well

Shit

Give me about five seconds, I’m gonna have a crisis if you don’t mind

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

That’s… understandable 

If it helps, I’m… technically not alive? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Awesome. My brother’s a zombie. Sounds like a shitty 1973 horror movie title.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I’m not a zombie either, sorry 

I’m not that cool 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Alright then. Ghost, skeleton, some Tom Riddle-esque preserved memory type shit. 

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

…you know the seven deadly sins and the seven virtues? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

I know a few, yes. I sense this is going to be a fun one.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Yeah, well… 

I’m one of them. It’s weird. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Sure why not. I’m starting to think I’m not the crazy one out of us two.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Yeah. I know it sounds weird. I sound like I’ve lost my mind. Just… 

I don’t know. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

All you needed to say was “hello brother I somehow survived the whole murder attempt thing and have been living in tibet training to become a monk” and I would’ve just gone with it.

Ah fuck, why not. You’re one of the seven whatever one are you. Sure. Let’s go with it.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

…but I didn’t survive the murder part. That’s… that’s literally… never mind. 

I’m a sin, yes. You can ask my boyfriend. He’s a virtue, he’s also an angel. So. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

I know, I just meant to avoid the whole crisis thing and the whole you sounding like a lunatic thing.

I take it you mean the angel thing literally. Why not, right? Which sin are you?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Okay…? 

Uh… lust? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

The whole Tibetan monk thing, I could’ve rationalized that. 

Oh fun why the hell not. How about your angel boyfriend, which one’s he?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Okay, but can you see me as a Tibetan monk? 

He’s kindness. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Not really but I also can’t see you as alive. Or whatever the hell thing you’re saying you are. No offense and I’m sorry, but I really am not processing any of this.

Of course he is. Really lucked out there didn’t you.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

If you don’t want to talk to me, you don’t have to. Literally no one is making you. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

No, it’s not that I don’t want to talk to you. Allison is saying it’s actually you and I trust her, so I’m sort of going with it, but also it’s a bit of a shock thinking your brother has been dead for years now and now he isn’t.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I died. Some asshole killed me and then after I was dead basically went “Psyche! You gotta come with me whether you like it or not! Too bad!” and made forced me into this. I’ve been back for a while.

[ask-atticus-caroll]

I’ll fight the asshole

I’ve just found out about it. Pretty wild. Imagine if the roles here were reversed.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

The asshole has already been fought and killed, the guy that did it… it’s weird 

The roles wouldn’t be reversed. You’re smarter.

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Weird. I’ll fight his corpse.

No, seriously. Imagine they were. Imagine you’ve thought I was dead for years, and only just now do I show up and reveal I’m one of the seven sins actually. Imagine that.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Good luck. 

…that’s literally what happened to me. Except not with someone I don’t completely hate.

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Not following. Sorry. 

Anyway, glad you’re back, maybe we can meet up sometime

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

It’s worse than the being-a-sin thing. 

Yeah, maybe. We’ll have to schedule it, it’ll probably have to be like… two weeks in advance or Maverick might have a coronary. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Yikes

I don’t even know this Maverick guy and already I can tell they’re annoying

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Maverick’s not that bad, actually, you don’t see too much of him too often- he’s usually doing work, I don’t know where he gets half of it from 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Fuck, wait, let me....

I’m gonna guess he’s diligence?

[ask-atticus-caroll]

How’s it goin’

// @ask-allison-carroll @ask-paul-owen @ask-craig-mcdermott

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Hi?

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Hey there. I’m Atticus, and you?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I’m Jeremiah, uh… 

How are you? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Hey, that’s….yeah.

I’m pretty good. How bout you?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I… yeah, I… I know 

That’s good. I’m… I’m fine

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Are you my dead brother or am I high or something???

That’s lovely.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Which would you rather it be? 

Yeah. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Which one is it?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I’m your not-so-dead brother? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Well

Shit

Give me about five seconds, I’m gonna have a crisis if you don’t mind

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

That’s… understandable 

If it helps, I’m… technically not alive? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Awesome. My brother’s a zombie. Sounds like a shitty 1973 horror movie title.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I’m not a zombie either, sorry 

I’m not that cool 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Alright then. Ghost, skeleton, some Tom Riddle-esque preserved memory type shit. 

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

…you know the seven deadly sins and the seven virtues? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

I know a few, yes. I sense this is going to be a fun one.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Yeah, well… 

I’m one of them. It’s weird. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Sure why not. I’m starting to think I’m not the crazy one out of us two.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Yeah. I know it sounds weird. I sound like I’ve lost my mind. Just… 

I don’t know. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

All you needed to say was “hello brother I somehow survived the whole murder attempt thing and have been living in tibet training to become a monk” and I would’ve just gone with it.

Ah fuck, why not. You’re one of the seven whatever one are you. Sure. Let’s go with it.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

…but I didn’t survive the murder part. That’s… that’s literally… never mind. 

I’m a sin, yes. You can ask my boyfriend. He’s a virtue, he’s also an angel. So. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

I know, I just meant to avoid the whole crisis thing and the whole you sounding like a lunatic thing.

I take it you mean the angel thing literally. Why not, right? Which sin are you?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Okay…? 

Uh… lust? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

The whole Tibetan monk thing, I could’ve rationalized that. 

Oh fun why the hell not. How about your angel boyfriend, which one’s he?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Okay, but can you see me as a Tibetan monk? 

He’s kindness. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Not really but I also can’t see you as alive. Or whatever the hell thing you’re saying you are. No offense and I’m sorry, but I really am not processing any of this.

Of course he is. Really lucked out there didn’t you.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

If you don’t want to talk to me, you don’t have to. Literally no one is making you. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

No, it’s not that I don’t want to talk to you. Allison is saying it’s actually you and I trust her, so I’m sort of going with it, but also it’s a bit of a shock thinking your brother has been dead for years now and now he isn’t.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I died. Some asshole killed me and then after I was dead basically went “Psyche! You gotta come with me whether you like it or not! Too bad!” and made forced me into this. I’ve been back for a while.

[ask-atticus-caroll]

I’ll fight the asshole

I’ve just found out about it. Pretty wild. Imagine if the roles here were reversed.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

The asshole has already been fought and killed, the guy that did it… it’s weird 

The roles wouldn’t be reversed. You’re smarter.

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Weird. I’ll fight his corpse.

No, seriously. Imagine they were. Imagine you’ve thought I was dead for years, and only just now do I show up and reveal I’m one of the seven sins actually. Imagine that.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Good luck. 

…that’s literally what happened to me. Except not with someone I don’t completely hate.

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Not following. Sorry. 

Anyway, glad you’re back, maybe we can meet up sometime

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

It’s worse than the being-a-sin thing. 

Yeah, maybe. We’ll have to schedule it, it’ll probably have to be like… two weeks in advance or Maverick might have a coronary. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Yikes

I don’t even know this Maverick guy and already I can tell they’re annoying

[ask-atticus-caroll]

How’s it goin’

// @ask-allison-carroll @ask-paul-owen @ask-craig-mcdermott

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Hi?

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Hey there. I’m Atticus, and you?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I’m Jeremiah, uh… 

How are you? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Hey, that’s….yeah.

I’m pretty good. How bout you?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I… yeah, I… I know 

That’s good. I’m… I’m fine

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Are you my dead brother or am I high or something???

That’s lovely.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Which would you rather it be? 

Yeah. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Which one is it?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I’m your not-so-dead brother? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Well

Shit

Give me about five seconds, I’m gonna have a crisis if you don’t mind

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

That’s… understandable 

If it helps, I’m… technically not alive? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Awesome. My brother’s a zombie. Sounds like a shitty 1973 horror movie title.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I’m not a zombie either, sorry 

I’m not that cool 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Alright then. Ghost, skeleton, some Tom Riddle-esque preserved memory type shit. 

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

…you know the seven deadly sins and the seven virtues? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

I know a few, yes. I sense this is going to be a fun one.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Yeah, well… 

I’m one of them. It’s weird. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Sure why not. I’m starting to think I’m not the crazy one out of us two.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Yeah. I know it sounds weird. I sound like I’ve lost my mind. Just… 

I don’t know. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

All you needed to say was “hello brother I somehow survived the whole murder attempt thing and have been living in tibet training to become a monk” and I would’ve just gone with it.

Ah fuck, why not. You’re one of the seven whatever one are you. Sure. Let’s go with it.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

…but I didn’t survive the murder part. That’s… that’s literally… never mind. 

I’m a sin, yes. You can ask my boyfriend. He’s a virtue, he’s also an angel. So. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

I know, I just meant to avoid the whole crisis thing and the whole you sounding like a lunatic thing.

I take it you mean the angel thing literally. Why not, right? Which sin are you?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Okay…? 

Uh… lust? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

The whole Tibetan monk thing, I could’ve rationalized that. 

Oh fun why the hell not. How about your angel boyfriend, which one’s he?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Okay, but can you see me as a Tibetan monk? 

He’s kindness. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Not really but I also can’t see you as alive. Or whatever the hell thing you’re saying you are. No offense and I’m sorry, but I really am not processing any of this.

Of course he is. Really lucked out there didn’t you.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

If you don’t want to talk to me, you don’t have to. Literally no one is making you. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

No, it’s not that I don’t want to talk to you. Allison is saying it’s actually you and I trust her, so I’m sort of going with it, but also it’s a bit of a shock thinking your brother has been dead for years now and now he isn’t.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I died. Some asshole killed me and then after I was dead basically went “Psyche! You gotta come with me whether you like it or not! Too bad!” and made forced me into this. I’ve been back for a while.

[ask-atticus-caroll]

I’ll fight the asshole

I’ve just found out about it. Pretty wild. Imagine if the roles here were reversed.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

The asshole has already been fought and killed, the guy that did it… it’s weird 

The roles wouldn’t be reversed. You’re smarter.

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Weird. I’ll fight his corpse.

No, seriously. Imagine they were. Imagine you’ve thought I was dead for years, and only just now do I show up and reveal I’m one of the seven sins actually. Imagine that.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Good luck. 

…that’s literally what happened to me. Except not with someone I don’t completely hate.

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Not following. Sorry. 

Anyway, glad you’re back, maybe we can meet up sometime

[ask-atticus-caroll]

How’s it goin’

// @ask-allison-carroll @ask-paul-owen @ask-craig-mcdermott

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Hi?

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Hey there. I’m Atticus, and you?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I’m Jeremiah, uh… 

How are you? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Hey, that’s….yeah.

I’m pretty good. How bout you?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I… yeah, I… I know 

That’s good. I’m… I’m fine

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Are you my dead brother or am I high or something???

That’s lovely.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Which would you rather it be? 

Yeah. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Which one is it?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I’m your not-so-dead brother? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Well

Shit

Give me about five seconds, I’m gonna have a crisis if you don’t mind

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

That’s… understandable 

If it helps, I’m… technically not alive? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Awesome. My brother’s a zombie. Sounds like a shitty 1973 horror movie title.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I’m not a zombie either, sorry 

I’m not that cool 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Alright then. Ghost, skeleton, some Tom Riddle-esque preserved memory type shit. 

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

…you know the seven deadly sins and the seven virtues? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

I know a few, yes. I sense this is going to be a fun one.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Yeah, well… 

I’m one of them. It’s weird. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Sure why not. I’m starting to think I’m not the crazy one out of us two.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Yeah. I know it sounds weird. I sound like I’ve lost my mind. Just… 

I don’t know. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

All you needed to say was “hello brother I somehow survived the whole murder attempt thing and have been living in tibet training to become a monk” and I would’ve just gone with it.

Ah fuck, why not. You’re one of the seven whatever one are you. Sure. Let’s go with it.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

…but I didn’t survive the murder part. That’s… that’s literally… never mind. 

I’m a sin, yes. You can ask my boyfriend. He’s a virtue, he’s also an angel. So. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

I know, I just meant to avoid the whole crisis thing and the whole you sounding like a lunatic thing.

I take it you mean the angel thing literally. Why not, right? Which sin are you?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Okay…? 

Uh… lust? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

The whole Tibetan monk thing, I could’ve rationalized that. 

Oh fun why the hell not. How about your angel boyfriend, which one’s he?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Okay, but can you see me as a Tibetan monk? 

He’s kindness. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Not really but I also can’t see you as alive. Or whatever the hell thing you’re saying you are. No offense and I’m sorry, but I really am not processing any of this.

Of course he is. Really lucked out there didn’t you.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

If you don’t want to talk to me, you don’t have to. Literally no one is making you. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

No, it’s not that I don’t want to talk to you. Allison is saying it’s actually you and I trust her, so I’m sort of going with it, but also it’s a bit of a shock thinking your brother has been dead for years now and now he isn’t.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I died. Some asshole killed me and then after I was dead basically went “Psyche! You gotta come with me whether you like it or not! Too bad!” and made forced me into this. I’ve been back for a while.

[ask-atticus-caroll]

I’ll fight the asshole

I’ve just found out about it. Pretty wild. Imagine if the roles here were reversed.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

The asshole has already been fought and killed, the guy that did it… it’s weird 

The roles wouldn’t be reversed. You’re smarter.

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Weird. I’ll fight his corpse.

No, seriously. Imagine they were. Imagine you’ve thought I was dead for years, and only just now do I show up and reveal I’m one of the seven sins actually. Imagine that.

[ask-atticus-caroll]

How’s it goin’

// @ask-allison-carroll @ask-paul-owen @ask-craig-mcdermott

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Hi?

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Hey there. I’m Atticus, and you?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I’m Jeremiah, uh… 

How are you? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Hey, that’s….yeah.

I’m pretty good. How bout you?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I… yeah, I… I know 

That’s good. I’m… I’m fine

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Are you my dead brother or am I high or something???

That’s lovely.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Which would you rather it be? 

Yeah. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Which one is it?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I’m your not-so-dead brother? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Well

Shit

Give me about five seconds, I’m gonna have a crisis if you don’t mind

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

That’s… understandable 

If it helps, I’m… technically not alive? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Awesome. My brother’s a zombie. Sounds like a shitty 1973 horror movie title.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I’m not a zombie either, sorry 

I’m not that cool 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Alright then. Ghost, skeleton, some Tom Riddle-esque preserved memory type shit. 

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

…you know the seven deadly sins and the seven virtues? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

I know a few, yes. I sense this is going to be a fun one.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Yeah, well… 

I’m one of them. It’s weird. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Sure why not. I’m starting to think I’m not the crazy one out of us two.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Yeah. I know it sounds weird. I sound like I’ve lost my mind. Just… 

I don’t know. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

All you needed to say was “hello brother I somehow survived the whole murder attempt thing and have been living in tibet training to become a monk” and I would’ve just gone with it.

Ah fuck, why not. You’re one of the seven whatever one are you. Sure. Let’s go with it.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

…but I didn’t survive the murder part. That’s… that’s literally… never mind. 

I’m a sin, yes. You can ask my boyfriend. He’s a virtue, he’s also an angel. So. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

I know, I just meant to avoid the whole crisis thing and the whole you sounding like a lunatic thing.

I take it you mean the angel thing literally. Why not, right? Which sin are you?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Okay…? 

Uh… lust? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

The whole Tibetan monk thing, I could’ve rationalized that. 

Oh fun why the hell not. How about your angel boyfriend, which one’s he?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Okay, but can you see me as a Tibetan monk? 

He’s kindness. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Not really but I also can’t see you as alive. Or whatever the hell thing you’re saying you are. No offense and I’m sorry, but I really am not processing any of this.

Of course he is. Really lucked out there didn’t you.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

If you don’t want to talk to me, you don’t have to. Literally no one is making you. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

No, it’s not that I don’t want to talk to you. Allison is saying it’s actually you and I trust her, so I’m sort of going with it, but also it’s a bit of a shock thinking your brother has been dead for years now and now he isn’t.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I died. Some asshole killed me and then after I was dead basically went “Psyche! You gotta come with me whether you like it or not! Too bad!” and made forced me into this. I’ve been back for a while.

[ask-atticus-caroll]

I’ll fight the asshole

I’ve just found out about it. Pretty wild. Imagine if the roles here were reversed.

[ask-atticus-caroll]

I think I may have taken lsd without knowing it because holy fuck

[ask-allison-carroll]

Then both of us did

[ask-atticus-caroll]

So you’re just going with this, because I think that guy may also be on heavy drugs.

[ask-allison-carroll]

I’ve seen him, Atticus. I’ve seen him in person. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

I haven’t. So excuse me for maybe not believing this.

[ask-allison-carroll]

I don’t blame you, but on the other hand, I can’t really deny what I’ve seen. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Listen, I trust you, Alice. But also this is fucking crazy.

[ask-atticus-caroll]

How’s it goin’

// @ask-allison-carroll @ask-paul-owen @ask-craig-mcdermott

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Hi?

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Hey there. I’m Atticus, and you?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I’m Jeremiah, uh… 

How are you? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Hey, that’s….yeah.

I’m pretty good. How bout you?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I… yeah, I… I know 

That’s good. I’m… I’m fine

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Are you my dead brother or am I high or something???

That’s lovely.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Which would you rather it be? 

Yeah. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Which one is it?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I’m your not-so-dead brother? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Well

Shit

Give me about five seconds, I’m gonna have a crisis if you don’t mind

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

That’s… understandable 

If it helps, I’m… technically not alive? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Awesome. My brother’s a zombie. Sounds like a shitty 1973 horror movie title.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

I’m not a zombie either, sorry 

I’m not that cool 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Alright then. Ghost, skeleton, some Tom Riddle-esque preserved memory type shit. 

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

…you know the seven deadly sins and the seven virtues? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

I know a few, yes. I sense this is going to be a fun one.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Yeah, well… 

I’m one of them. It’s weird. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Sure why not. I’m starting to think I’m not the crazy one out of us two.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Yeah. I know it sounds weird. I sound like I’ve lost my mind. Just… 

I don’t know. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

All you needed to say was “hello brother I somehow survived the whole murder attempt thing and have been living in tibet training to become a monk” and I would’ve just gone with it.

Ah fuck, why not. You’re one of the seven whatever one are you. Sure. Let’s go with it.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

…but I didn’t survive the murder part. That’s… that’s literally… never mind. 

I’m a sin, yes. You can ask my boyfriend. He’s a virtue, he’s also an angel. So. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

I know, I just meant to avoid the whole crisis thing and the whole you sounding like a lunatic thing.

I take it you mean the angel thing literally. Why not, right? Which sin are you?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Okay…? 

Uh… lust? 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

The whole Tibetan monk thing, I could’ve rationalized that. 

Oh fun why the hell not. How about your angel boyfriend, which one’s he?

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

Okay, but can you see me as a Tibetan monk? 

He’s kindness. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

Not really but I also can’t see you as alive. Or whatever the hell thing you’re saying you are. No offense and I’m sorry, but I really am not processing any of this.

Of course he is. Really lucked out there didn’t you.

[ask-jeremiah-carroll]

If you don’t want to talk to me, you don’t have to. Literally no one is making you. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

No, it’s not that I don’t want to talk to you. Allison is saying it’s actually you and I trust her, so I’m sort of going with it, but also it’s a bit of a shock thinking your brother has been dead for years now and now he isn’t.

[ask-atticus-caroll]

I think I may have taken lsd without knowing it because holy fuck

[ask-allison-carroll]

Then both of us did

[ask-atticus-caroll]

So you’re just going with this, because I think that guy may also be on heavy drugs.

[ask-allison-carroll]

I’ve seen him, Atticus. I’ve seen him in person. 

[ask-atticus-caroll]

I haven’t. So excuse me for maybe not believing this.